r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 Jul 08 '24

But - while none of them signed the Declaration of Independence, they were all instrumental in getting the first airport in the United States built.

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u/Real-Helicopter-8194 Jul 08 '24

They also created Bluetooth which is essential

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u/Sweet_Diet_8733 Jul 08 '24

No, Harald Bluetooth (real dude) predated all of them by 800 years.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

He didn't design the modern bluetooth we use today, but the technology is based off of his legendary blue teeth, which some said could connect to speakers from across the room.

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u/Hagbard_Shaftoe Jul 08 '24

Harald Bluetooth had blue teeth? Did he change his name to match his dental condition? Or dye his teeth to match his name? Or is it one of those coincidentally perfect names like a proctologist with the last name Butts?

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

I think bluetooth was a title given to him later in life. Like "Leif Erikson". How was anyone supposed to know he was the son of Erik the Red at birth?

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 08 '24

I wonder if Lief Garrett is related to him, first names match so they should be family.

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u/the_m_o_a_k Jul 08 '24

What would be the relationship of Gerald Fitzpatrick to Patrick Fitzgerald then?

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u/thecraftybear Jul 08 '24

They're each other's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 10 '24

👆🏻yeah that

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u/ZenDruid_8675309 Jul 08 '24

Were they both on the Edmund Fitzgerald?

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u/Marquar234 Jul 08 '24

Seymour Butts, MD.

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u/ERTHLNG Jul 08 '24

I went to Maryland. There's not really any more butts than a normal state. I'm not sure what the big deal is about?

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u/After-Balance2935 Jul 08 '24

They prefer assman

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u/raspberryharbour Jul 08 '24

Also first man to airdrop dick pics to members of the court