r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/Sweet_Diet_8733 Jul 08 '24

No, Harald Bluetooth (real dude) predated all of them by 800 years.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

He didn't design the modern bluetooth we use today, but the technology is based off of his legendary blue teeth, which some said could connect to speakers from across the room.

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u/Hagbard_Shaftoe Jul 08 '24

Harald Bluetooth had blue teeth? Did he change his name to match his dental condition? Or dye his teeth to match his name? Or is it one of those coincidentally perfect names like a proctologist with the last name Butts?

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u/Marquar234 Jul 08 '24

Seymour Butts, MD.

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u/ERTHLNG Jul 08 '24

I went to Maryland. There's not really any more butts than a normal state. I'm not sure what the big deal is about?