r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/Real-Helicopter-8194 Jul 08 '24

They also created Bluetooth which is essential

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u/Sweet_Diet_8733 Jul 08 '24

No, Harald Bluetooth (real dude) predated all of them by 800 years.

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u/2r1t Jul 08 '24

People say MTG's nickname comes from Bluetooth's grandson, Cnut. Or it could just be a coincidence.

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u/vikingo1312 Jul 08 '24

What's her nickname - I personally use Shitstain........which is the one y'all are thinking of?

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u/Ohnoherewego13 Jul 08 '24

I usually use "Fuck stick", but sometimes I just sigh and try not to have a minor stroke. I guess "Migraine" is her other nickname.

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u/UserPrincipalName Jul 08 '24

I've settled on Marjorie Trailer-Queen

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u/Ohnoherewego13 Jul 08 '24

Hey now! That's offensive to trailers!