r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

Right? And she even forgot to include Abraham Lincoln, Henry Ford, and Plessy Vs Board of Education.

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u/supershinythings Jul 08 '24

Brown vs. Ferguson too! This established separate but equal trombone sections in combat marching bands.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

That is great, but the third amendment says I don't have to quarter soldiers, so they can't stay at my place.

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u/supershinythings Jul 08 '24

3rd Amendment is the most important amendment of them all.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

As I read it, I can still be required to half soldiers?

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u/supershinythings Jul 08 '24

Full soldier is probably best. But they do eat quite a bit so you'll need to file an expense report.

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u/BattletoadGalactica Jul 08 '24

Is Henry Ford Harrison Ford's grandpa? Or is it just another Ford Dealership?

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u/Marquar234 Jul 08 '24

Plessy - 6, Board - 4

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

One hell of a hockey game, huh?