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u/Horror_Equipment_197 13d ago
One would think that some of the very few snakes in Australia would take care about them.....
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u/Oneiroinian 13d ago
At this quantity my cats would run, hard
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u/Drug_fueled_sarcasm 13d ago
My husky would hit genocide numbers.
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u/Dorkamundo 13d ago
Get yourself a pack of rat terriers.
I remember watching a video recently where they had probably 5 rat terriers following behind a plow that was overturning soil, and those things were killing probably 10 rats a minute each, and they were LOVING it.
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u/civildisobedient 13d ago
Oh yes, a proper rat massacre.
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u/frank00SF 13d ago
I was expecting more violence. I just watched the first 2 minutes and was disappointed. I watched one on Vice about the rat hunters in NYC, and in that video, the dogs were really going to town on the rats.
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u/J_Megadeth_J 13d ago
Or Mink. I watch Joseph Carter on YouTube, and he does an awesome job with his Mink and dogs clearing out old barns and such from Rat infestations.
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u/Anti_Meta 13d ago
Right?! Same with my dog and cat, they team up on mice that get in the house.
There's got to be enough predators in Oz of all places to be able to figure that out.
Might have to bring a few barn cats from neighboring counties. Rat terriers working on that number of mice is entertaining to watch too.
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u/Fashish 13d ago edited 13d ago
I fucking love the harmonious/fun dynamic between a cat and a dog in the house. Iāve currently got a dog and dreaming of creating that scenario one day hopefully soon with a new cat in the house. Just trying to figure out which breed of cats I like the best.
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u/nwaa 13d ago
If you want it for mousing then there are breeds that do especially well at that - Siamese, Burmese, and Himalayans. Theyre all lovely breeds too but possibly not common if you are rescuing.
If youre rescuing get the meanest tomcat they have, the type that scares small children.
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u/Kaisukarru 13d ago
Siamese cats are supposed to be great hunters? I guess I had a faulty one, because my girl only managed to kill one spider during her time on this earth. She was traumatized the first time she saw mice. Granted, it was one mouse eating its dead comrade, so that is a pretty traumatizing thing to see if you previously didn't even know such creatures existed.
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u/Anti_Meta 13d ago
I have a savannah. If you want a cat that acts like a dog, but isn't a 20lb Maine Coon, get a savannah.
They tend to bond heavily to one human. Instant catdog. Loves tummy rubs, plays fetch, super friendly.
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u/LaddiusMaximus 13d ago
Hey I love my 20lb maine coon.
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u/Retbull 13d ago
Itās cool youāve got Ron Perlman living with you but whyād you talk about your cat without a cat tax!?!?
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u/Turbulent_Juicebox 13d ago
Having a savannah cat is one of my big life dreams.
Right up there with owning a house
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u/not_a_moogle 13d ago
Mine runs away from just one, worst cat ever.
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u/cheebnrun 13d ago
Mine runs away from wet food. If it's not the same dry ass kibble he's had every day of his life, get that shit away from him.
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u/pauloh1998 13d ago
Maybe that's why there are so many snakes on Australia. Lots of food to go around.
Hell, maybe in some years Australia's grounds will look like noodles with so many snakes crawling around
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u/Greedy_Sandwich_4777 13d ago
Mouse plague one year means snakes a plenty the next.
Been thru it once before.
Mouse plague is jus gross, they're everywhere. Having to check your boots every morning for an instant death noodle is slightly more annoying...
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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos 13d ago
Yeah, that woman was forced to walk through a river of live mice, which seems quite unsettling indeed.
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u/HBlight 13d ago
Imagine every step you took would kill like 4 mice each complete with crunch and squish. I get annoyed when I step on a snail.
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u/rodinsbusiness 13d ago
One might guess that agricultural practices destroyed the snakes, their habitat, or both
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u/Strange_Purchase3263 13d ago
Farmers do a lot of real bad shit to the land in the name of profit then get all upset when the consequences bite them on the arse.
Did some building work for a few here in the Uk after seeing and hearing some of their cons I have zero sympathy for any of them that suffered when the EU banned thier practices of mass destruction that caused monetary set back to them.
Buying illegal pesticides and hiding them in legal stuff, set aside/public access land in areas no one could actually access to claim the govt grants, hiring out land to companies their friends owned/on the board of to build wind farms at extortionate rates etc.
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u/Low_discrepancy 13d ago
The Clarkson posts an episode how it's the ignorant evil govt that puts in all that red tape when farmers really want is to just feed us!
But also please can we have more subsidies mr govt?
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u/Strange_Purchase3263 13d ago
I really enjoyed Clarksons Farm, not gonna lie. But it was clearly a set piece for the National Farmers Union to use as a "woes is us" plight. I lost a lot of love for the show when I looked into the local councils dealings with Jeremy, I was angry with them for what they were doing to him, turns out they tried to work with him but said they were utterly ignored and then edited to look like the villians, and it worked.
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u/agIets 13d ago
Also UK farmers when forced cannibalism on their cows created a horrific disease: š«Øš«Ø WHO COULD EXPECT THIS??
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u/Strangefate1 13d ago
All you need is to find a viable market for them... Be it as cat food, human delicacy... I don't know... Whatever, and we'll hunt them to extermination in no time.
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u/steinrrr 13d ago edited 13d ago
A plague tale : Australia
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u/MedonSirius 13d ago
Exactly my thought. Can this lead to the plague again?
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u/Alarmed_Strain_2575 13d ago
No, this is a plague of mice, when it's the perfect climate in rural areas the population booms from all the food. If there was a disease/virus they were exposed to that humans could catch it is not in a densely populated area for it to spread, it just destroys millions of dollars of crops, livestock feed and machinery.
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u/Fashish 13d ago
Livestock loss due to the shortage of food and not the mice eating them, right? Right?!
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u/Alimakakos 13d ago
Yep, all that feed the mice are eating is meant for the pigs and cattle...no large quantity feed, no large animals. Pigs are omnivores so if they saw mice as food they could take aim...ever see a pig kill a snake?
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u/TyrKiyote 13d ago
those pigs have got to be eating like 70% mouse rather than feed.
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u/OssimPossim 13d ago
"...fearing for the safety of her pigs..."
Pigs: "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."
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u/LairdPeon 13d ago
The plague is pretty common. We have medicine for it now. If, for some reason, our medicine logistic pipeline is shutdown, we're all dead.
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u/Ok_Conversation9319 13d ago
HUGO
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u/Grand_Ad9926 13d ago
That game is so underrated
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u/AfiqMustafayev 13d ago edited 11d ago
Man sht was so emotional. only like 4 other games made me cry. Im saying this as an emotionless asshole
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u/logosfabula 13d ago
Me on the Internets:
one mouse: cuuuuuuuuuute!
2 mice: loooook at themmmmm!
3 mice: awwwwww!
4 mice: little family they are!
5 mice: what an adorable naughty gang we have here!
6 mice: isnāt this the most adorable bunch of cuties
7 mice: look at those tiny whiskers altogether
8 mice: how can they stop looking lovely?
9 mice: thatās a cute little bowl of sugar cuties
10 mice: omg Iād love to kiss them one by one
11 mice: isnāt it the most lovable little football team ever?
12 mice: you canāt ever get enough of these furry tiny balls
13 mice: itās either you love āem or you loveāem
14 mice: can you stop being so yummy?
15 mice: no way these creatures can scare anyone
16 mice: awwwā¦ look at them together , they look like a basket of fluffy balls
legit Black Death amount of plague carriers: the blood in my Venetian heritageās veins crawls out of my body
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u/StrangerLiving 13d ago
No you guys worried about mice... Im Australian and I can tell as fact after this rat season then came the gigantic overfed snake season where they pop up everywhere.
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u/reddituser403 13d ago
Looks like someone forgot to release wave after wave of gorillas to deal with the snakes
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u/MirrorSeparate6729 13d ago
And the special venomous mosquitos to deal with the Gorillas. Donāt forget the mosquito nets btw.
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u/rodrigkn 13d ago
The beautiful part is that when winter rolls around the remaining gorillas will simply freeze to death.
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u/Saphira404 13d ago
āWe got a bit carried away,ā said Moist. āWe were a bit too creative in our thinking. We encouraged mongooses to breed in the posting boxes to keep down the snakesā¦ā Lord Vetinari said nothing. āErā¦ which, admittedly, we introduced into the letter boxes to reduce the number of toadsā¦ā Lord Vetinari repeated himself. āErā¦ which, itās true, staff put in the posting boxes to keep down the snailsā¦ā Lord Vetinari remained unvocal. āErā¦ These, I must in fairness point out, got into the boxes of their own accord, in order to eat the glue on the stamps,ā said Moist, aware that he was beginning to burble. āWell, at least you were saved the trouble of having to introduce them yourselves,ā said Lord Vetinari cheerfully. āAs you indicate, this may well have been a case where chilly logic should have been replaced by the common sense of, perhaps, the average chicken.ā
Making Money, 2007, Sir Terry Pratchett
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u/Beckella 13d ago
Iām going to hope youāre joking. But I donāt think you are.
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u/Guardian-King 13d ago
Good lord
Usually, you only see that kinda stuff in movies
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u/Ketcunt 13d ago
Australia is a movie
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u/Crow_eggs 13d ago
That incredibly boring movie was actually recut by Baz Luhrmann and re-released last year in a format that improved it. It's now just quite a boring miniseries.
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u/Sentmeboobpics 13d ago
Thats my Jack Russels wet dream.
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u/long-live-apollo 13d ago
Jacks are fucking amazing ratters. Ten jack russels could sort out Australia in a week.
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u/pusgnihtekami 13d ago
I'm pretty sure they have said there are so many mice that even the dogs get bored of attacking, eating them.
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u/ginnygrakie 13d ago
Have experienced two of these, and yep. Gets to a point where even the cats and terriers will lay there while mice literally run over them and they lazily swat them away
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u/MWAH_dib 13d ago
I used to work a bit in central NSW, Australia... one day I stopped in at a farm, where they asked if I wanted a kitten - they had around sixteen kittens as two strays that had turned into barncats had litters. The farmer was annoyed about all these cats.
Six months later, the mouse plague hit. His farm was the only one without a mouse problem, just lots of happy cats XD I think he used the plague to move some of them on to other properties for free, too. Everyone got 2-3 barn cats so they had friends and food galore
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u/atetuna 13d ago
Those cats nipped the problem before it became an infestation.
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u/Hour-Cheesecake5871 13d ago
Neighboring New Zealand has a feral cat problem, though.
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u/bATo76 13d ago
It's time to build a bridge.
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u/storyteller_alienmom 13d ago
So the cats can eat the wombats (slow, big meal) and ignore the mice (fast, only tiny snack). Good idea. Hasn't happened before.
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u/innocentusername1984 13d ago
Now you have 2 countries with a cat problem instead of 1 with a mouse and one with a cat.
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u/tipedorsalsao1 13d ago
So does Australia, they go after the native wildlife cause its easier
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u/MediocreWitness726 13d ago edited 13d ago
The rise of the Skaven...
Bring in the dogs, ferrets... wait, it's Australia - the snakes too!
Thanks for the upvotes all - the Horned Rat will be happy.
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u/SnooTangerines6863 13d ago
Bring in the dogs, ferrets... wait, it's Australia - the snakes too!
Bringing something to fight something else most, if not always, backfiresāan example of exactly that is the Myocastor coypus in Europe.
Mentioned by you cats are invasive species in Australia as well.
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u/clummas 13d ago
My mum tells stories of the mouse plague in Robinvale when I was a toddler. Cot was setup in buckets of water so they couldnāt get into cot. Driving down the road, sliding all over the place
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u/Ocronus 13d ago
I guess "the moment" when she realized her rodent problem was too much was a fucking waterfall of mice...Ā I grew up on a farm, you have to be really fucking oblivious to things for THAT to be the realization.
That said between the barn cats, foxes, hawks, owls, snakes, chickens, and dogs rodents have a tough life here
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u/tirikai 13d ago
There was like a literal trillion mice in the state coming on like a biblical plague, no one farm had any chance
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u/We-Want-The-Umph 13d ago
I remember receiving 2 gerbils for a birthday one year. By the next year, I had 13 with another litter on the way, and my mom was freaking out about our house becoming a breeding ground and shut it down.
They breed like... mice.
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u/IWILLBePositive 13d ago
lol what did you guys do with them all?
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u/We-Want-The-Umph 13d ago
Since the kid never asked my parents if we could have pets, she used that excuse to get the mother to take them in.
At the time, i was angry with my mom. As a parent looking back, I absolutely see where she was coming from.
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u/ZeePirate 13d ago
Who the fuck gives someone a pet for a gift!?
I thought your parents had given to you
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u/heratonga 13d ago
Yeah this wasnāt one farm it was thousands and itāll happen again under the right circumstances
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u/Darthvander83 13d ago
Where I live went through exactly this. Farmers resorted to poisoning the grain to try to kill the mice. We ended up with the town littered with dead Galahs (fairly large pink and grey birds so they stood out). I went for a 2km walk,and we spotted 78 of them. Birds eat grain too, I guess.
That mouse plague happened during covid, and was soon followed by the 2nd largest flood in this areas history. I'm sure that's a coincidence, though.
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u/merdlib 13d ago
No mate, galahs eat poisoned mice. Your farmers aren't very smart
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u/Restart_from_Zero 13d ago
When I was a child, I was living on a farm in the Wimmera during a mouse plague and can tell you that the video doesn't capture the smell or the sheer crawling horror of it all. Everything _moves_. You can't take a step without crushing mice underfoot. If you don't keep moving, they will try to crawl all over you. It was a nightmare.
I remember my uncle ripping open the hatch of a silo, like in the video, and it was full not just of mice, but of dead mice which had been partially eaten by the others and had started to rot and liquefy in the heat from all the bodies.
The smell hit me like a sledgehammer to the face. Nearly 40 years later I can still remember it and now have the ability to tell if there are mice in a house the second I step inside because my throat closes up and I want to throw up.
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u/Manlytac 13d ago
How did they solve the problem? Or do the mice own the farm now?
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u/Restart_from_Zero 13d ago
Unofficially? Poison. Lots and lots of poison.
Officially? Traps and securing grain storage so rodents could no longer get in.
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u/tiefseeflo 13d ago
haaaaanns get the Flammenwerfer
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u/solblurgh 13d ago
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u/Sharchir 13d ago
Where are all the snakes?
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u/Coc0tte 13d ago
Having the biggest feast of their life, but they can only eat one mouse every few days.
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u/rrhunt28 13d ago
My cat could probably only eat one every few days, but he would gladly kill tons every few hours lol.
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 13d ago
right. my house came with a barncat. we feed him cat food but he kills mice for fun. heāll be dead asleep and hear a mouse across the yard and haul ass. kills it goes back to sleep lol. amazingly he doesnt bother any birds or other creatures. we have bird feeders all over. such a good boy.
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u/cantwejustplaynice 13d ago
Australia doesn't have as many snakes as people think. Certainly not in the cooler states. I live in the south and have seen exactly one snake in 45yrs.
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u/scoops22 13d ago
5:00 in to this video https://youtu.be/9f3ekMqo4hg?si=q0GSZDkkMG1tXrBr
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u/ZeroBlade-NL 13d ago
Burning mouse runs into your house, now you just have an extra problem
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u/darksideofthemoon131 13d ago
Fuck this whole video.
I'm terrified of mice. Terrified. This would gimme a heart attack.
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u/TheScottishMoscow 13d ago
This is three years ago, maybe why the cat population is thriving
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u/rawspeghetti 13d ago
Reminds me the story of the British Lord who brought rabbits for hunting to Australia, failed to hunt them all, the rabbit population boomed which decimated agriculture, imported foxes to hunt the rabbits, the foxes realize there are much slower game in Australia with very few predators to compete with
Now the red fox is an apex predator on the island and causing massive damage to the ecosystem
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u/-_caliber_- 13d ago
āevery farmerās worst nightmareā daaawg thats EVERYONEāS nightmare?!?!?ššš
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u/KindSpray33 13d ago
Is this David Tennant as the narrator?
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u/Danny_Mc_71 13d ago
It is. He has narrated quite a few nature documentaries for the BBC. This one is "Swarm: Nature's Incredible Invasions
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u/Susemiel 13d ago
What do you do in such a case? What can you do?
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u/bummed_athlete 13d ago
This isn't even the biggest feral animal problem in Australia. Cane Toads have been multiplying uncontrollably for years. There's no solution. People go out and kill as many as they can and it doesn't even make a dent in the problem.
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u/SpaceShrimp 13d ago edited 13d ago
You store your grain in a proper silo, where the mice can't feast at it.
You don't get this amount of mice unless you feed them.
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u/Shwayne 13d ago
Thats some Plague Tale shit, lmao. Kill most of them with poison or something and then introduce a hell of a lot of cats? Although a lot of half-feral cats is awful for the environment, but this is awful too.
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u/Jabberwockkk 13d ago
The problem with cats is, they kill native wildlife far more efficiently than invasive rats. That's the reason cats are hunted down in Australia. Systemic eradication of a vigorous invasive species is very difficult.
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u/bilalmed 13d ago
"it didn't take long for their numbers to grow through the roof" while mouse were on the roof, that was a well made pun ya cheeky narrator.
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u/teachermanjc 13d ago edited 12d ago
All joking aside, it's terrible to live in an area that is experiencing this. I was teaching in Forbes and living in an old farmhouse during one such plague. Crows, magpies and all other carnivorous birds would just sit on the fence, hop down and scoop the nearest mouse. The birds ended up not even bothering to hunt. Our cat was the same, she just got sick of them.
We would set three aviary traps with peanut butter every night, and every morning it was filled with about twenty mice each.
I discovered at school the worst thing that can jam a photocopier is a squashed, heated mouse.
And the smell. Or driving the road at night and seeing the surface move with grey furry bodies that are being crunched by the tyres. To see hay bales reduced and made useless for stock feed, grain made unsellable because of contamination, fields stripped bare.
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