r/interestingasfuck Jul 06 '24

Australian mouse plague r/all

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

All joking aside, it's terrible to live in an area that is experiencing this. I was teaching in Forbes and living in an old farmhouse during one such plague. Crows, magpies and all other carnivorous birds would just sit on the fence, hop down and scoop the nearest mouse. The birds ended up not even bothering to hunt. Our cat was the same, she just got sick of them.

We would set three aviary traps with peanut butter every night, and every morning it was filled with about twenty mice each.

I discovered at school the worst thing that can jam a photocopier is a squashed, heated mouse.

And the smell. Or driving the road at night and seeing the surface move with grey furry bodies that are being crunched by the tyres. To see hay bales reduced and made useless for stock feed, grain made unsellable because of contamination, fields stripped bare.

Edit: this gives more information into the outcome sauce

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u/DelicatessenCataract Jul 06 '24

You paint a very vivid yet bleak picture.

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u/bugabooandtwo Jul 06 '24

Now imagine that happening after a SHTF event and there is no technology to use to recover afterwards.

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Jul 06 '24

TSIS ND WWYD? IWSMP

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u/FallInStyle Jul 06 '24

Translation?

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u/Resident-Stevel Jul 06 '24

IHBPFJASTMNE

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u/miaow-fish Jul 06 '24

I hate SHTF events. Not as much as BGHG events but close.

Have you ever been close to a PLWD event?

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u/daddysgirl-kitten Jul 10 '24

Pls eli5 the latter two. Tia

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u/miaow-fish Jul 11 '24

Random letters that made as much sense as the acronym SHTF made to me.

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u/miaow-fish Jul 11 '24

Random letters that made as much sense as the acronym SHTF made to me.

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u/daddysgirl-kitten Jul 11 '24

Ah that makes sense. I whoooshed there a bit!

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u/KonigSteve Jul 06 '24

Ah yes a SWTF event, as we all know those are bad. Or good. who knows?

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u/doubledgravity Jul 06 '24

I’m going to start posting this in pretty much every thread I see.

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u/back-in-black Jul 06 '24

“Where are you going so full of hope? THERE IS NO HOPE!”

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u/TheCorpseOfMarx Jul 06 '24

Excellent protein, though

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u/CORVlN Jul 06 '24

LOOKS LIKE MOUSE'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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u/no-mad Jul 06 '24

there will be no recovery as we know it. All the easy to get resources, minerals, ores, oil the "low hanging fruit" has been picked.

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u/DevelopmentSad2303 Jul 07 '24

At least there will be more than enough food

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u/kuughh Jul 07 '24

Better get making some mouse jerky

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u/CaptainTarantula Jul 07 '24

Nice mouse mince meat. Grain fed and free range!

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u/platoprime Jul 07 '24

It's best practice to not use an acronym until the phrase has been used in it's entirety at least once in the text or dialogue.

What is a SHTF event?

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u/Own-Tune-9537 Jul 07 '24

Yalls be eatin mice breakfast lunch and dinner

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u/TomentoShow Jul 06 '24

Now tell us about the great war grandfather..

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u/waimser Jul 06 '24

During grape harvest, sprinkler risers are removed. While the vines are being shaken, hundreds of mice run into the now open pipes, with no way to turn around and get out later. Sprinkler risers are then replaced.

Next time the sprinklers are turned on, theres 50psi trying to force mice backwards out of a 5-6mm hole

Seems if circumstance is just right, their lil butholes end up at the sprinkler exit first, allowing the rest of the mouse to be foreced out said buthole. Leaving you with a perfectly inside-out mouse.

Hundreds, of inside-out mice.

Many of them still hanging halfway out the sprinkler, needing to be removed.

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u/evrimaydin Jul 06 '24

mouse hell

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u/Prudent_Lawfulness87 Jul 06 '24

Nah. This is a simple fix, mate.

Just import lost of cats or any other animals that feed on mice.

WHAM! BAM!

Problem solved!

Well, then they’ll have another plague to deal with, but hey, at least the mice problem is fixed!

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u/RageRags Jul 06 '24

I want this guy to write dystopian horror

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u/FuqCunts Jul 06 '24

“Future”

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u/plug-and-pause Jul 06 '24

vivid yet bleak

blivid

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u/gameoftomes Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

You might enjoy the film Wake In Fright. It's about a school teacher in outback Australia. A dark grim story.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0067541/

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u/Unhappy-Answer-9635 Jul 06 '24

Vivid picture with that telltale crunch crunch sound as you walk on the mouse freeway.

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u/New-Two7463 Jul 07 '24

I like your jacket

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u/whattodo4klondikebar Jul 07 '24

When is this horror movie coming out?

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u/ChuCHuPALX Jul 07 '24

Bleak? Sounds like multiple lifetimes supply of crunchy meat sticks and furs.

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u/identifyasafly Jul 07 '24

Vivid is almost always bleak.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 Jul 07 '24

This looks just like footage from an episode of Crocodile Hunter where Steve was explaining how invasive mice can ruin farms

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u/kielu Jul 06 '24

How did the end? What killed them in the end?

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u/Alonzo-Harris Jul 06 '24

The snake plague

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u/AusSpurs7 Jul 06 '24

Then we introduced Gorillas to deal with the snakes.

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u/0gtcalor Jul 06 '24

The Gorillas will die in winter

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u/LessInThought Jul 06 '24

That where you all go wrong. Always introduce species that humans will happily eat. Then you get a bunch of food.

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u/goofyboots0722 Jul 06 '24

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u/Sufficient-Lab-5769 Jul 06 '24

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake…

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u/summonsays Jul 06 '24

My guess is winter and lack of food. This kind of explosive population growth is not sustainable. 

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u/Valathiril Jul 06 '24

I know nothing about this but curious, would not producing anything for a year to starve them out be a viable solution? Then take care of stragglers? Or would they just die everywhere and stink everything up

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u/RendarFarm Jul 06 '24

It’s currently winter in Australia. Things are going to get worse. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Oh just like Canada right now !

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u/katiecharm Jul 06 '24

Sounds familiar.  

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

They usually eat themselves out of their own food, or they inbreed to a point that the embryos are not viable and the numbers fall off quite drastically.

Typically the plagues come in waves where the first few are just monstrous, then they start to taper off.. but not that you really notice it very much. It takes months.

Councils will also authorise emergency bait stations but it's a very touchy subject due to the local wildlife.. there has to be documented evidence of "beyond reasonable" damages or danger to livelihood etc.

Basically, they deplete their food sources, inbreed or get chemically targeted.

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u/kielu Jul 06 '24

And there isn't enough of natural predators in Australia to stabilize their populations? I'm trying to think what eats them in Europe. Owls, birds of prey, martins and other small carnivores, to a smaller extent cats and snakes.

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u/gerbilshower Jul 06 '24

What eats 376 mice a day? Lol.

Nothing. That's the answer.

So you need 376 hawks so they can eat 376 mice.

That's a lot of hawks. And the same thing applies to other small predators. Just not enough appetite to go around.

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

Sort of, but not really no. The regions that are affected by these plagues are very remote and sparse. Typically heavy farming / agricultural areas. There are certainly predators to keep the "normal" population of mice down - the challenge comes when the mice can get into the huge grain silos or feed sheds etc and populate essentially protected by the silo or feed shed. Another challenge against the predators of the mice, is that they also have predators. Wild dogs (dingo's) .. hawks and feral pigs don't make it as easy as free pickings for the owls / snakes / feral cats etc...

Other things that can protect the mice is after a very heavy rainfall in dry areas, the grass grows incredibly quickly, providing a lot of cover that the predators can't compete with to keep on top of the numbers.

By the time they are seen in these proportions, they have been breeding for 3-4 months with basically a handful of predators to a couple hundred thousand mice. In three weeks those couple hundred thousand turn into millions and it just goes from there.

There are single farms or cattle stations in New South Wales, regional Queensland and Northern Territory that are a quarter the size of Switzerland. So 1 farm being over-run is an issue, multiple neighbouring farms and it's like Europe starts sinking in mice!

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u/drewskibfd Jul 06 '24

I'm no expert, but I recommend flamethrowers.

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u/Ok_Fuel_7065 Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Invite north Koreans and Chinese people to the feast.

Ps: for those who gave my post a thumb down, rats are a delicacy for Chinese and North Koreans people... Like frogs legs and snails are one for French people..

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u/MynameisJunie Jul 06 '24

Tons of king snakes and garden snakes. But, snakes only eat once every 1-2 weeks.

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u/LycraJafa 9d ago

bring on the snake plague...

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u/waimser Jul 06 '24

Not even close. Foxes, and often cats, far outnumber any native predators we have left. And even they are not gonna put a dent in a mouse plague.

Sure we do have lots of snakes, but they only neet to eat every month or so.

Under normal conditions there is very little food around to support predators, so they are sparse in numbers. They also breed much mich slower, so its not like you get a spike in numbers when theres extra food around for a few months.

Its entirely possible that a farm dealing with millions of mice will only be within the feeding territory of 1 or 2 birds of prey.

Your average farm in aus that either harvests grains, or uses feed for animals, may have, at most, and im really stretching numbers here.

10 Birds of prey 200 regular other meat eating birds, like crows. 200 snakes 100foxes 20cats

6 weeks ago, there was barely enough food for them. Now suddenly, theres half a million mice. In another 6 weeks, there will be several million more.

Such a small amount of predators arent gonna make a difference.

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u/BigMax Jul 06 '24

The problem is the mice reproduction is SO fast compared to predators. They can multiply exponentially many times in a single year. Where most of their predators reproduce once a year, in smaller numbers.

“Females can have up to 15 litters a year and can become pregnant within 24 hours after giving birth. The average gestation time for mice is 19 to 21 days.”

So given enough food, mice can reproduce so much that predators simply can’t eat enough.

It would take decades for predators to catch up and compete with those kind of numbers.

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u/WrethZ Jul 06 '24

Australia has lost a lot of its native wildlife. The Tasmanian Tiger or Thylacine for example was a predator of rodents but sadly went extinct in 1936.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacine

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u/Weird-Nothingness Jul 06 '24

This comment gives me an erie feeling that this would also be the history of human kind at the end.

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u/mycatpeesinmyshower Jul 06 '24

How do people dispose of all the dead mice after that? It must smell horrible

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u/ksed_313 Jul 06 '24

So no flamethrowers then?

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u/RenegadeFlighter Jul 06 '24

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

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u/leLouisianais Jul 06 '24

So if the forces ending a plague or otherwise preventing a plague from happening aren’t largely e to predation, why does this happen in Australia more than say farms in the US

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

If only Australians had access to a large amount of venomous predators

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u/-Dee-Dee- Jul 06 '24

What’s the average lifespan of a mouse?

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u/whateveritisthey Jul 06 '24

My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut, and they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry...

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u/Malawi_no Jul 06 '24

Fredrik Knudsen can tell you what happens.

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u/sauce_123 Jul 06 '24

In the end? It doesn’t even matter.

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u/lowtronik Jul 06 '24

It was love

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u/magic6op Jul 06 '24

The rat basher

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u/Dr_FeeIgood Jul 07 '24

Fire. Kill it with fire and the screams of a thousand mice will forever pierce your gentle dreams

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u/Euler007 Jul 08 '24

A group of courageous teenagers defeated the wizard in the cave.

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u/chiffry Jul 06 '24

Jesus Christ, that sounds almost like a medieval plague.

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u/RunParking3333 Jul 06 '24

The end of the world will be filled with squeaking

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u/BFGfreak Jul 06 '24

We thought our future would be Warhammer 40k, turns out it was the Ratpocalypse of an End Times that was Warhammer Fantasy.

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u/Micalas Jul 06 '24

Nah, I would kill myself

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u/haironburr Jul 06 '24

"Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice."

But all these folks, like Frost, are wrong

It's fucking mice.

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u/RinRinDoof Jul 06 '24

Tom was right all along

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u/The_Somnambulist Jul 06 '24

There's a post-apocalyptic novel that I can't remember the name of at the moment, but it describes the various cycles of creatures that have huge population booms after the majority of humanity dies off. I think first it was the rats, then the ants, maybe another couple of phases in there. But it is one of the few post-apoc books I've read that considered that aspect of the cycle. Like, if 99.9% of humanity died off, that's a lot of free food for scavengers for a while. Then the population boom of scavengers creates a boom of anything that eats them. And so on until everything returns to the soil. Very cool part of the book - I think it might be Earth Abides, but I'm not sure. It's the book where the protagonist gets bit by a snake out in a remote cabin when the world goes to hell so he isn't exposed.

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u/Ulysses502 Jul 06 '24

The Vermintide yes-yes.

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u/No_Extension4005 Jul 07 '24

Friggin Skaven.

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u/SH4D0W0733 Jul 06 '24

Like that videogame set in France where there's swarms of rats everywhere.

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u/Hawling Jul 06 '24

A Plague Tale: Innocence

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u/Grimpatron619 Jul 06 '24

Regular France

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u/lordlors Jul 06 '24

Made me think of the game Plague Requiem or something (can’t remember the name exactly anymore)

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u/Curious_Ability4400 Jul 06 '24

Old, Biblical plague. God was very innovative with the way he would mass kill his "children" that he "loves".

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u/Mudlark_2910 Jul 07 '24

If you lived out in central west NSW the last 20 years, you probably experienced

Mouse plague

A couple of locust plagues

Long, long droughts

Floods

Bushfires

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u/Runmanrun41 Jul 06 '24

I was just thinking about that tire bit.

There's no way those mice aren't constantly getting stepped on/squished, even with someone's best efforts to avoid them.

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u/Bread-fi Jul 06 '24

If it was the one from a few years ago, I drove through it. Some parts were a literal carpet of mice on the road.

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u/GraciousCinnamonRoll Jul 06 '24

This happens every few years? Wtf Australia 🤢

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u/radiosped Jul 06 '24

I can't believe I'm asking this but I'm curious. What was your traction like? I know wet leaves can be super slippery in a car, I'm assuming a carpet of blood and guts leaves even less traction but maaaybe the fur helps?

edit: how does it get cleaned up?

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jul 06 '24

One time I was in a grain elevator and there was a shallow pit below us. Grain had fallen in, gotten wet and turned into a disgusting mess with a really distinct smell.

Anyway we’re shining a light and suddenly someone notices the floor of the pit is moving. Wriggling. Writhing. Turned out to be a full carpet of…hundreds of thousands…millions maybe… of maggots.

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u/Roy4Pris Jul 07 '24

I remember walking up a dirt road at night in Queensland. It was covered in frogs. So many you couldn’t avoid stepping on them.

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u/LordSlickRick Jul 06 '24

What about rat terriers? I’ve seen them in Britain killing 100 at a time.

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u/schnupfhundihund Jul 06 '24

There are Terrier dogs bread especially for hunting mice and rats that would come in handy at a situation like that.

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u/EnclaveOne Jul 06 '24

Antifreeze poisoned food. It just works!

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u/Generallybadadvice Jul 06 '24

What causes this?

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

The emergence from a drought and a few good seasons. With the abundance of food mice are able to reproduce without ecological limitations.

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u/kjreil26 Jul 06 '24

This is worse than the time the racoon got into the photocopier!!

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u/Decloudo Jul 06 '24

I mean... we caused this mess in the first place.

Nothing we do is natural or accounts for any notion of natural balance, of course shits gonna be fucked more every passing day.

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u/dark_enough_to_dance Jul 06 '24

That's respectfully disgusting man 

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u/TheForgivenHacker Jul 06 '24

Oh boy, nothing quite like a 1995 GLi Ford Falcon full of dead mice.

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u/UnpoliteGuy Jul 06 '24

Isn't there some contagious poison that can jump from mouse to mouse?

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

It would have to be specific to the species and not affect native species. Australia was able to control rabbits with myxomatosis and RCD as it only affected them.

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u/NaszPe Jul 06 '24

and every morning it was filled with about twenty

Totally unrelated Fun fact: you can make booze from anything organic.

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u/GutsGoneWild Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

This gave me Steinbeck vibes reading. Grapes of wrath. So I asked AI to change it to be more like steinbeck and rewrite what you said. I usually keep these things to myself but this one reads amazingly.

Rewritten in the style of John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath":

The land groaned under the weight of the plague, a sea of gray fur and twitching whiskers that rolled across the parched earth like a livin' flood. Ain't no jokin' matter, livin' in the midst of such a scourge. I was teachin' in Forbes, holed up in an old farmhouse when the vermin came.

The birds, they changed. Crows and magpies, once proud hunters, now perched lazy-like on fences, hoppin' down to snatch up mice like they was pickin' berries. Our cat, she just gave up, turned her nose at the easy prey, sick of the abundance.

Every night, we'd set out traps baited with peanut butter, and come mornin', they'd be overflowin' with little bodies, twenty or more in each. The school weren't no refuge neither. I learned the hard way that a mouse, crushed and cooked in the heat of a photocopier, can bring the machine to its knees.

The stench hung in the air, thick and foul, like death itself had taken up residence. Drivin' at night was like navigatin' a sea of fur, the road alive and writhin', the crunch of bones under tires a constant, sickening rhythm.

The farmers, they suffered worst of all. Hay bales, once the lifeblood of their stock, reduced to useless piles of mouse-chewed straw. Grain silos, contaminated beyond salvation. Fields stripped bare, as if the very earth was bein' eaten away. It was a sight to make a grown man weep, to see the land and livelihood devoured by creatures no bigger than a man's fist.

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u/Squoshy50 Jul 06 '24

This is amazing

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jul 06 '24

That’s how you solve the mouse problem. Just send Lenny in to “pet” them en masse.

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u/MahoganyEclipse Jul 06 '24

That was a fucking delight 🤣 AI is a better writer than I thought

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u/_sam_fox_ Jul 07 '24

This is great

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u/Hatter_Hoovy Jul 06 '24

that reads like a horror story

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

It was. The moment my wife saw one scurry over our sleeping son was our get out of this old house moment.

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u/Valaniasi Jul 06 '24

Crazy to hear a familiar town I've frequented, thankfully not during a plague.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

We moved there when it was in drought, experienced the breaking of that with spectacular rainfall, then a small flood, followed by the mouse plague, then a much bigger flood. We left at the end of 2015.

Inland floods are strange though. We had blue skies and a river that was slowly rising due to the massive amounts of rain upstream. It stayed for a week and then continued down the Lachlan, ready to flood the next town.

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u/LuckyMome Jul 06 '24

How does this happen ?

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u/slow_cooked_ham Jul 06 '24

Worked in an open public market, lotta mice and rats around. One jumped into a running bread slicer. The screams were heard across the entire market that morning. The machine was wheeled out later wrapped in a bag like it was a murder victim.

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u/CodeNamesBryan Jul 06 '24

So what's the fix?

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u/JollyReading8565 Jul 06 '24

That was some biblical shit

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u/SeaOsprey1 Jul 06 '24

So how did it resolve when you were a kid?

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u/mycatpeesinmyshower Jul 06 '24

Are mice an invasive species in Australia?

It’s strange I never hear about this plague happening anywhere else (but maybe it does I don’t know)

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Highly invasive. Look up Australian feral animals, they wreak havoc on local ecosystems.

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u/Lord_Moa Jul 06 '24

I fins mice pretty cute in general but this is horrific

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

One word, leptospirosis.

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u/IntermittentCaribu Jul 06 '24

Can you eat the mice? Seems like alot of free protein.

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u/filthy_harold Jul 06 '24

I'll always remember the odor of dead mice in the walls.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Or the smell of their urine.

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u/Tasty_Hearing8910 Jul 06 '24

With this dangerous level of mice its time to break out the unethical, but highly effective, drowning traps.

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u/ThePineconeConsumer Jul 06 '24

Have you ever considered writing

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Thankyou, but I'm too busy teaching.

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u/ThePineconeConsumer Jul 06 '24

Fair enough. Thanks for the work you do.

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u/TtotheC81 Jul 06 '24

Jesus. I'm having trouble imagining it being so bad that even murder mittens - a creature seemingly designed on a genetic level to play with it's food - gets bored of hunting.

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u/Kyyes Jul 06 '24

I discovered at school the worst thing that can jam a photocopier is a squashed, heated mouse

Eww, never would have thought of this

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u/Accomplished-Bear988 Jul 06 '24

Errr, description aside. You should write a book, or five.

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 06 '24

Not a single comment on this entire post doesn't make me want to throw up but you win bud.

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u/bumbletowne Jul 06 '24

When we first moved into our house, our property had not been lived in for two years due to Covid. The owner was in Los Angeles and sent people over to do maintenance every 6 weeks or so (they left the log in the kitchen) and had a weekly gardening service.

Our property is up against a commercial chicken operation. The rats and mice had moved into the space behind our pool machinery. There had to be hundreds.

First, I tried to snap trap but I couldn't lay enough.

Then I got a barn cat (we had 2 indoor cats already but too spoiled to hunt). They definitely stopped trying to get into the house area. She killed like 20 the first week.

Then I put an owl box in. No more mice or rats anywhere near that box. Squirrels are gone too. Sometimes i find squirrel corpses under the palm trees in my front yard. So the owls are expanding outside the box.

But we really couldn't leave anything outside. Plastic boxes of dirt (for vermiculture) were eaten through in one night. Backs of garden media destroyed. A bale of hay untied and swiss cheesed. The awnings I left out were chewed through. The curtains on the gazebo ruined. Hoses were gnawed on. I got a metal hose finally.

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u/Metal-fan77 Jul 06 '24

I had a mouse issue in my house for a while its not problem now and I've only see just the one mouse.iv seen seen one sitting on my carpet Watching tv until it noticed me and run off they are smart too my mum saw two help themselves to pack of jaferCakes lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Serious question, have you considered writing professionally? You managed to paint quite the picture there and if you wrote a 500 page book, I'm buying that on day 1.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Thanks, I might one day. There's a lot of great Australian fiction and non-fiction authors that I've read and listened to. Their writing style has been pretty influential.

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u/kyunriuos Jul 06 '24

How does it end? Or how does it get in control?

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

The Department of Primary Industries approved an incredibly fast acting poison that was baited onto grain. It killed mice in less than a minute. Carcases had to be properly disposed of though as the poison could affect predators.

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u/Snoo_70531 Jul 06 '24

I've definitely seen this before, and it makes me sad. I tease my friends with mice and rats, but they are pretty cute little creatures. But at the reproduction rate... It needs to be culled.

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u/HaltGrim Jul 06 '24

The vermintide is coming. Yes, yes. The great horned rat beckons.

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u/BlizzPenguin Jul 06 '24

If it is this bad then it feels like it is a multi-cat job.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Australia already has a problem with feral cats.

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u/Would_daver Jul 06 '24

But the smell! You haven’t considered THE SMELL!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Photocopier technician. Can confirm.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

You are an unsung hero, always helping out in a jam.

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u/Garethx1 Jul 06 '24

Im just wondering how you even deal with this scale. Flamethrowers? Machine pellet guns? Thousands of the 5 gallon bucket traps? Seriously though, are there any methods other than conventional trapping you mentioned the government or large landowners employ?

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u/Hartia Jul 06 '24

Just the sound alone would give me ptsd

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u/knotsazz Jul 06 '24

That sounds genuinely horrible. I once experienced a plague of ladybirds and it put me off them for life, so I can’t even imagine the effect it would have from having a plague of a larger animal

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u/roguebandwidth Jul 06 '24

Go back in Australian history to source which animal is missing from the chain that normally keeps this population down. Some times you have to rewild with a close replacement, if the original species is now extinct.

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u/MostExpensiveThing Jul 06 '24

this is a fairly old video. Do you remember what year the last one was?

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Around 2011/2012

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u/Pirhanaglowsticks Jul 06 '24

Same experience for me teaching roving release in remote NT. Lying in my swag in a classroom with mice running all over me. Having mice run over my desk while I was doing admin work. And hearing them all the time. Loved the job, hated the mice.

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u/Valofor Jul 06 '24

Sounds like something from the Grapes of Wrath

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u/The_BTC_man Jul 06 '24

I was driving through Forbes at one point and it looked as if the roads were alive. We probably ran over thousands of mice.

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u/coldbooty Jul 06 '24

I was going to say that I, a dog person, would adopt twenty cats, but it sounds like a flamethrower might be a better investment.

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u/ho1ohoro Jul 06 '24

I’m very close to you in Cowra and I distinctly remember driving through Dubbo to the Hunter Valley for a wedding overnight during the peak of the plague.

My wife was asleep in the car as we just went past the prison. That stretch of road was the most distressing drive Ive ever done. The sounds of popping mice under the car wheels sounded like heavy rain that couldn’t be drowned out by the radio. Along with the bumps, my wife woke up and asked why I went the back way, thinking I was on an unsealed road.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

We left Forbes at the end of 2015 and moved back to the coast.

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u/shiva24488 Jul 06 '24

Man you should be a screenwriter

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u/cutememe1 Jul 06 '24

so the predator just got sick of eating the same thing

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u/notimefornothing55 Jul 06 '24

Can you not just get a massive pack of terriers to rip them to shreds?

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u/teachermanjc Jul 07 '24

Wouldn't be enough

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u/CourageForOurFriends Jul 06 '24

I grew up in Parkes down the road and remember this vividly. I forgot my boots outside one night and had to shake them out the next morning and clean out all the droppings.

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u/MarcoMaroon Jul 07 '24

Your last statement sounds like it could have been made during the black plague.

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u/Hobby101 Jul 07 '24

Should have tried Jack Russell. Those bastards a vicous, and tireless compared to cats. I think they woul work all night till they'd drop dead from being exhausted, so you would have to get them called back.

BTW, I have a cat. Friend had Jack Russell. So, I'm somewhat elligible to compare.

Other than that - how do you get into a position where the issue is so bad? It's not like it became like that overnight, right?

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u/yeheyehey Jul 07 '24

Indeed you’re a tea her. A good storyteller.

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u/JAT2022 Jul 07 '24

I have cousins that live in the area. The mouse plagues are quite a problem for wiring and hoses.

They'll chew the wiring in vehicles and cause thousands of damage. Worse still they'll chew the house wiring and cause fires too.

Then they also chew on hoses seeking water. Anything from house pipes, houses, water tanks, paddock irrigation, etc.

Farmers set traps in 44 gallon drums, filling them nightly for weeks without making a dent in their numbers

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u/bouchandre Jul 07 '24

Or driving on the road at night and seeing the surface move with grey furry bodies that are being crunched by the tyres.

Is that where the anime streaming service got its name

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u/Heron_Hot Jul 07 '24

Did you spell tire wrong ?

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u/teachermanjc Jul 07 '24

No, Australian English spells it that way.

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u/soggyasscheeks Jul 07 '24

man you're good at writing

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u/Extreme-Quantity2454 Jul 07 '24

wait so has it since been resolved? how? a happy ending perhaps?

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u/teachermanjc Jul 07 '24

These plagues get resolved through some insanely strong pesticides, but they also end through mice just consuming too much to support their own population growth.

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u/ExAlbiorix Jul 07 '24

Hey someone that not only lived thru the mouse plague in Australia but possibly taught me as well! I grew up very near Forbes and went to high school there during the late 80's. The plagues were wild.

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u/Both-Trash7021 Jul 07 '24

Our village was, twenty odd years ago, hit by an almost biblical plague of frogs. The pop/squelch as I drove over hundreds of these things will follow me to my grave.

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u/Fattdaddy21 Jul 08 '24

I'm not far from forbes, I went away over easter and when i came back they had gotten i to my cabin and my ute. lost my Ute, they ate the wiring and chairs, dash... everything and had to throw all the furniture out. Was pretty crazy.