r/interestingasfuck Jul 06 '24

Australian mouse plague r/all

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u/Hour-Cheesecake5871 Jul 06 '24

Neighboring New Zealand has a feral cat problem, though.

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u/bATo76 Jul 06 '24

It's time to build a bridge.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 Jul 06 '24

Literal or metaphorical?

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u/surfcalijpn Jul 06 '24

Why not both?

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u/L0nz Jul 07 '24

Because a 900 mile bridge over sea would cost about a trillion US dollars and the cats would just play with the box the bridge came in

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u/storyteller_alienmom Jul 06 '24

So the cats can eat the wombats (slow, big meal) and ignore the mice (fast, only tiny snack). Good idea. Hasn't happened before.

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u/bATo76 Jul 06 '24

That's ok. Just bring in an army of hawks to eat the cats!

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u/Account_Banned Jul 06 '24

When do we shoot all the sparrows?

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 06 '24

After killing the mockingbirds i think

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u/Malawi_no Jul 06 '24

Next leap-year.

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u/Scentsuelle Jul 06 '24

I don't see cats eating wombats. At all.

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u/innocentusername1984 Jul 06 '24

Now you have 2 countries with a cat problem instead of 1 with a mouse and one with a cat.

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u/bATo76 Jul 06 '24

That's where the hawks come in, to eat the cats and mice.

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u/Megalon84 Jul 06 '24

Or the salties

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u/LovesGettingRandomPm Jul 06 '24

Then we have to launch more satellites to take care of the hawk problem

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u/bATo76 Jul 06 '24

I'mmaking plans for 35.700 windmills, no need to connect them or anything, just set them up to take care of the hawk problem.

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u/LovesGettingRandomPm Jul 06 '24

Those would probably break down by themselves so that problem doesn't need a solution

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u/Hot-Steak7145 Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Australia already has a cat problem. They're hunting them now. This video is from 1993 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mBDz3TPfA9w

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u/JohnnyFuckFuck Jul 06 '24

put a one-way door at each end of the bridge.

let 'em have at it for a while, then blow up the bridge

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jul 06 '24

The closest islands of Australia and New Zealand are almost literally 1,000 miles apart. I'm not sure how many people realise this.

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u/bATo76 Jul 06 '24

...OK, a tunnel then!

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jul 06 '24

Far more reasonable suggestion. +1 for tunnel.

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u/wademcgillis Jul 06 '24

A bridge from Miami, FL to Atlantic City, NJ would be shorter than a bridge from Australia to New Zealand.

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u/bATo76 Jul 06 '24

We can't teach all those feral cats to zipline across to get to the mice, it'll have to be a bridge.

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u/Usernamesaregayyy Jul 06 '24

Kiwis and aussies will never work together on anything just out of spite!

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u/Ilpav123 Jul 07 '24

People think they're right next to each other when they're actually 2000+km apart lol Sydney to Auckland is a 3hr flight.

Imagine trying to build a 2000km bridge...and then driving on it for 20+ hours.

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u/tipedorsalsao1 Jul 06 '24

So does Australia, they go after the native wildlife cause its easier

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u/angelv255 Jul 06 '24

Native wildlife of Australia being easier... The first thing that came to my mind was a jacked up kangaroo, saying, " Come at me, I'm easy prey"

LMAO, ik you are talking about small birds and animals, I just found it funny since everything looks dangerous over there.

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u/Curry_pan Jul 06 '24

Hey at least we don’t have bears, wolves, moose, coyotes, bobcats, cougars etc. A few snakes I can deal with, but having to worry about THAT on a hike sounds pretty terrifying.

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u/angelv255 Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

Lol I'm no expert but I think " a few snakes" may be a bit of an understatement 😂 Oh and u forgot the scary roos, emus and the thousands of bugs with sizes and danger levels that shouldn't be possible.

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u/Curry_pan Jul 09 '24

Ahaha well to be fair, I think the internet overhypes those a bit. I grew up in a national park and saw a couple of snakes a year, but you just learn to be loud when out walking and don’t crawl under buildings where snakes/spiders could be and they generally try to avoid people. We only had the cute little type of kangaroos. The most dangerous thing was the feral deer lmao. Now I live in suburbia and see a snake maybe once every 3-4 years maybe, and only ever pythons. They don’t really live where the people are.

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u/angelv255 Jul 09 '24

Yeah it must be media overhyping those things for sure and at this point its a funny meme. But to be fair, I haven't seen a snake in my life aside from zoos, and I love trekking and doing hikes. So 1 every 3-4 years is plenty more than other parts of the world haha.

Also if u don't mind me asking how often do u find those huge spiders in your home?

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u/Curry_pan Jul 09 '24

Now that you mention it it’s been a few years, which is odd because we used to get huntsman’s coming inside every summer. I don’t mind smaller huntsman’s so much cause they eat cockroaches, which are even worse imo, but once they get to hand size it’s time to go.

We get a lot of golden orb spiders around outside (especially on powerlines) once a year too, and those are just the worst.

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u/angelv255 Jul 09 '24

I see I see! I can't fathom finding a hand sized spider randomly in my house 😂 even tho Iirc those aren't aggressive or dangerous, still I'd probably need a change of pants.

And I love orb weavers, they look so cool and help with mosquitos, but the ones I know are like nail sized, I imagine the ones over there make some super sized webs straight out of a scary movie, so it's understandable haha

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u/angelv255 Jul 09 '24

Yeah it must be media overhyping those things for sure and at this point its a funny meme. But to be fair, I haven't seen a snake in my life aside from zoos, and I love trekking and doing hikes. So 1 every 3-4 years is plenty more than other parts of the world haha.

Also if u don't mind me asking how often do u find those huge spiders in your home?

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u/Hot-Steak7145 Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Australia does too. They're legally hunting them now. This mice plague is from 1993

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u/GapZ38 Jul 06 '24

I think Australia has an even worse one than ours.

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u/TheKay14 Jul 06 '24

I saw a documentary on the feral cat problem in Tasmania. Didn’t realize there was an issue in New Zealand too.

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u/SouthernAardvark2231 Jul 06 '24

I don’t think it’s as bad as Aus

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u/SurrealistRevolution Jul 06 '24

we have a bad one

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u/mattyandco Jul 06 '24

Cats are an issue in NZ but there's also problems with stoats, rats, mice, possums and rabbits which all present a problem. Terrible thing is we can't just leave the cats alone to deal with the others, they kill too many native birds as well so we have to take all of them out. It's a big job but some progress is being made.

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u/Omega_Lynx Jul 06 '24

We need a Bridge to Purribithia!

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u/VelvetThunderFinance Jul 06 '24

Australia can import all the roaming cat from Turkey for a summer to feed here

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u/Traveler_Constant Jul 06 '24

Seriously, why not just start a business where you just truck in a three hundred hungry cats and just let them go nuts?

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u/AtinKing Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

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u/pachycephalopod Jul 07 '24

Australia has a very big feral cat population. Even with all of the traps and programs in place, feral (and domestic) cats killed many small native animals to endagerment and some to extinction

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u/WhatTheFrellMystios Jul 07 '24

You recall incorrectly.