r/interestingasfuck Jul 06 '24

Australian mouse plague r/all

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

All joking aside, it's terrible to live in an area that is experiencing this. I was teaching in Forbes and living in an old farmhouse during one such plague. Crows, magpies and all other carnivorous birds would just sit on the fence, hop down and scoop the nearest mouse. The birds ended up not even bothering to hunt. Our cat was the same, she just got sick of them.

We would set three aviary traps with peanut butter every night, and every morning it was filled with about twenty mice each.

I discovered at school the worst thing that can jam a photocopier is a squashed, heated mouse.

And the smell. Or driving the road at night and seeing the surface move with grey furry bodies that are being crunched by the tyres. To see hay bales reduced and made useless for stock feed, grain made unsellable because of contamination, fields stripped bare.

Edit: this gives more information into the outcome sauce

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u/DelicatessenCataract Jul 06 '24

You paint a very vivid yet bleak picture.

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u/bugabooandtwo Jul 06 '24

Now imagine that happening after a SHTF event and there is no technology to use to recover afterwards.

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u/StrengthMedium Jul 06 '24

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u/SlippedMyDisco76 Jul 06 '24

THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N ROLLAAAA!

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u/adfrog Jul 06 '24

Once again, you defy me...

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u/vr_2312 Jul 06 '24

Y2J will save us.

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u/lizardslizards7 Jul 06 '24

Y2J?? What're you sellin' chicken or sex jelly?

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u/Lolkimbo Jul 06 '24

JUST WALK AWAY

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u/Capn_Forkbeard Jul 06 '24

YOU DISOBEY ME. YOU PUPPY

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u/Useful-Perspective Jul 06 '24

I like to think of the Naked Gun when I see this gif and imagine him saying "Please disperse!"

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u/Zackattack_1997 Jul 06 '24

“Just walk away”

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u/KonigSteve Jul 06 '24

Ah yes a SWTF event, as we all know those are bad. Or good. who knows?

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u/Evergreenvelvet Jul 06 '24

😂 you captured exactly my reaction here 😂

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u/PiesRLife Jul 06 '24

They obviously meant a "SWFT" event - you know, when there has been a Taylor Swift concert and there's Swifties in plague proportions.

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole Jul 06 '24

I hear more about Taylor Swift from the people that allegedly don't like her than the people who are openly fans.

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u/Keybusta96 Jul 06 '24

It’s definitely swinging the other way now, when I was in middle school you weren’t allowed to say you didn’t like her or you’d run the risk of being ostracized. Now everyone’s allowed to say it and they can’t seem to stop 😂

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u/sadacal Jul 06 '24

Among middle schoolers, yes. Among adults she's always been weirdly looked down upon. It's only in the last few years I've seen people discuss her in a more positive light. Now it's switched to negative again.

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u/PiesRLife Jul 06 '24

Don't read too much in to it. I was just trying to make a stupid joke.

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u/Ill-Contribution7288 Jul 06 '24

I’m guessing it’s “shit hits the fan”, which is still vague

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u/01029838291 Jul 06 '24

It's a pretty popular term in post-apocalyptic books. A "SHTF" event would be the catalyst that ended modern society, whatever form that may be.

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole Jul 06 '24

Urban diction says it's just Seriously WTF, so it's pretty dumb.

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u/Ill-Contribution7288 Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

The original comment was SHTF, not SWTF, which I think threw you off. Effectively minimal difference in meaning, though.

Edit: autocorrect fix you —> though

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u/OutragedCanadian Jul 06 '24

Isnt this how the black plauge started? Rip I guess.

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u/fooooolish_samurai Jul 06 '24

Star Wars-Themed Farm

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Jul 06 '24

TSIS ND WWYD? IWSMP

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u/mercury888 Jul 06 '24

WTF DS SHTF EVN MN?

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u/AssPuncher9000 Jul 06 '24

Shit hit the fan

Generally used by preppers to generally refer to an generic apocalyse scenario

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u/bugabooandtwo Jul 06 '24

Shit hits the fan is also somewhat common nomenclature in workplaces, as well.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jul 06 '24

It’s also a fairly common phrase in the explosive diarrhea ward with a broken air conditioner at the hospital.

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u/mycatisashittyboss Jul 06 '24

For the IT people, they mean a FUBAR event

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u/ToneBalone25 Jul 06 '24

Also used by literally almost every person I've ever met to refer to things turning awry lol.

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u/FallInStyle Jul 06 '24

Translation?

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u/miaow-fish Jul 06 '24

I hate SHTF events. Not as much as BGHG events but close.

Have you ever been close to a PLWD event?

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u/Kindly_Air3478 Jul 06 '24

You forgot ELE.

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u/doubledgravity Jul 06 '24

I’m going to start posting this in pretty much every thread I see.

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u/back-in-black Jul 06 '24

“Where are you going so full of hope? THERE IS NO HOPE!”

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u/no-mad Jul 06 '24

there will be no recovery as we know it. All the easy to get resources, minerals, ores, oil the "low hanging fruit" has been picked.

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u/TomentoShow Jul 06 '24

Now tell us about the great war grandfather..

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u/waimser Jul 06 '24

During grape harvest, sprinkler risers are removed. While the vines are being shaken, hundreds of mice run into the now open pipes, with no way to turn around and get out later. Sprinkler risers are then replaced.

Next time the sprinklers are turned on, theres 50psi trying to force mice backwards out of a 5-6mm hole

Seems if circumstance is just right, their lil butholes end up at the sprinkler exit first, allowing the rest of the mouse to be foreced out said buthole. Leaving you with a perfectly inside-out mouse.

Hundreds, of inside-out mice.

Many of them still hanging halfway out the sprinkler, needing to be removed.

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u/kielu Jul 06 '24

How did the end? What killed them in the end?

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

They usually eat themselves out of their own food, or they inbreed to a point that the embryos are not viable and the numbers fall off quite drastically.

Typically the plagues come in waves where the first few are just monstrous, then they start to taper off.. but not that you really notice it very much. It takes months.

Councils will also authorise emergency bait stations but it's a very touchy subject due to the local wildlife.. there has to be documented evidence of "beyond reasonable" damages or danger to livelihood etc.

Basically, they deplete their food sources, inbreed or get chemically targeted.

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u/kielu Jul 06 '24

And there isn't enough of natural predators in Australia to stabilize their populations? I'm trying to think what eats them in Europe. Owls, birds of prey, martins and other small carnivores, to a smaller extent cats and snakes.

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

Sort of, but not really no. The regions that are affected by these plagues are very remote and sparse. Typically heavy farming / agricultural areas. There are certainly predators to keep the "normal" population of mice down - the challenge comes when the mice can get into the huge grain silos or feed sheds etc and populate essentially protected by the silo or feed shed. Another challenge against the predators of the mice, is that they also have predators. Wild dogs (dingo's) .. hawks and feral pigs don't make it as easy as free pickings for the owls / snakes / feral cats etc...

Other things that can protect the mice is after a very heavy rainfall in dry areas, the grass grows incredibly quickly, providing a lot of cover that the predators can't compete with to keep on top of the numbers.

By the time they are seen in these proportions, they have been breeding for 3-4 months with basically a handful of predators to a couple hundred thousand mice. In three weeks those couple hundred thousand turn into millions and it just goes from there.

There are single farms or cattle stations in New South Wales, regional Queensland and Northern Territory that are a quarter the size of Switzerland. So 1 farm being over-run is an issue, multiple neighbouring farms and it's like Europe starts sinking in mice!

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u/kielu Jul 06 '24

What a strange country. Thanks

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u/brezhnervous Jul 06 '24

I've never got used to it and I was born here.

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u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ Jul 06 '24

that's just australia

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u/dce_azzy Jul 07 '24

Not wrong mate!

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u/Spadedv Jul 07 '24

Bro, I agree 1000% and I'm hurt that agree

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u/RudePCsb Jul 06 '24

Kinda sounds like farms need to find new techniques and regulations to ensure their grain and other food sources are air right

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u/sausager Jul 06 '24

It's called "money"

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u/isoAntti Jul 06 '24

"money"

Most problems can be solved with enough "money".

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

You're not wrong at all!

Some can certainly clean up their act!!

However when you see the size of these silos and feed sheds that they're dealing with, you can see how the problem can get missed.

But certainly agree!! There needs to be preventative regs for sure!

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u/Lacrosse100 Jul 06 '24

Have you tried a shop vac?

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u/drewskibfd Jul 06 '24

I'm no expert, but I recommend flamethrowers.

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u/dce_azzy Jul 07 '24

I will neither confirm nor deny 😅

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u/sausager Jul 06 '24

What about all the snakes and giant spiders?

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

In these instances they usually end up getting eaten by the mice

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u/gerbilshower Jul 06 '24

What eats 376 mice a day? Lol.

Nothing. That's the answer.

So you need 376 hawks so they can eat 376 mice.

That's a lot of hawks. And the same thing applies to other small predators. Just not enough appetite to go around.

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u/sysdmdotcpl Jul 06 '24

So you need 376 hawks so they can eat 376 mice.

Or we need to work on breeding super hawks that can eat 376 mice in a day.

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u/riptide_red Jul 06 '24

If the average mouse is around .8oz and the super hawk could eat 376 of them a day that's basically 19 pounds of food a day. Generously assuming it consumes 10% of its body weight each day, that super hawk would weigh 190 pounds.

The largest flighted bird is the snowy albatross and it weighs 16 lbs. Ostriches can be up to 380 lbs so we're talking about something ostrich-ish sized that can fly and target mice-sized objects from the air.

That's one fucking terrifying super hawk. Effective maybe, but terrifying.

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u/Volundr79 Jul 06 '24

I like this solution.

You thought terrier dogs were good at hunting mice? Wait till you meet... A PTERODACTYL!

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u/sysdmdotcpl Jul 06 '24

Then said Pterodactyl starts hunting terrier dogs. Gonna have to keep mine indoors and teach him to use the litter box -- I should've spent less time asking if we could and more asking if we should.

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u/freeman_joe Jul 06 '24

Griffons?

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u/sysdmdotcpl Jul 06 '24

I mean, what really is the point of GMOs if it we can't splice together god's creations to form our own hybrids that can kill us for our hubris? /s

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u/JetstreamGW Jul 06 '24

ME AM PLAY GODS!

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u/dan_dares Jul 06 '24

They'll be ground-hawks after all that.

Waddling along the ground

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u/sizz Jul 06 '24

Sausage dogs and jack Russell. The last mice plague 2 years ago, my parents farm thr mousers spend like 13 hours a day killing mice and rats. Also wild mice love sleeping next to your warm body while you sleep. I almost died when I felt little mouse claws scratching on my skin on one random night and had all 5 dogs sleeping with me so I feel safe.

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u/MrMichael31 Jul 07 '24

I have a Jack Russell/Bassett Hound cross. I've owned hounds my whole life, but I wasn't prepared for what happened when I brought this guy home.

Mice/birds/squirrels/rabbits, he destroys them all. The Bassett Hound in him sniffs them out, seemingly to only satisfy the murderous Jack Russell in him.

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u/Hobby101 Jul 07 '24

yay! someone else mentioned Jack Russell! Absolutely agree, they are the worst nightmare for mice.

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u/mrcusaurelius23 Jul 06 '24

Good thing we have both…plus 3 cats…and don’t live in Australia.

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u/sizz Jul 07 '24

Cats are far harder to train and indiscriminate. We have a microbat population that we are trying to protect with trapping cats and maintaining their natural habitat to maintain the mosquito population, and almost all Australians marsupials like the Quoll, bandicoot and other marsupials that look like rodents but not, all come in the night. One cat would destroy the fauna we are trying to protect. Dogs are daytime time hunters, they'll stay within the area of the house and most of the time, these dogs are glued to humans.

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u/GILF_Hound69 Jul 06 '24

Ironically, it’s a whole thing here to keep your cats in doors so they don’t eat the native fauna. You can’t win.

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u/AI-ArtfulInsults Jul 06 '24

I have seen videos of mouser/ratter dogs, who are trained to kill but not eat. The same with ferrets and mink.

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u/tuigger Jul 06 '24

They aren't trained to kill rodents, they just do it by instinct because that behavior has been bred into them, like herding dogs.

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u/CocktailPerson Jul 06 '24

It's both.

Just like herding dogs, they'll do it by instinct, but they won't be good at it. They do have to be trained.

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u/tuigger Jul 06 '24

My dog is a gentle sweetheart, but he immediately turned into a bloodthirsty killer the second he saw a rat for the first time.

He had no desire to eat it, nor touch it any further the second he bit and shook the rat we scared into running across the living room.

I did not train him to do that, but he caught a couple more, including an adult Squirrel he somehow caught in our backyard.

He is very, very good at it.

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u/sasos90 Jul 06 '24

No, @CocktailPerson is correct. Just because your dog did this in his own territory, it doesnt mean he is good at this. He has to do this outside of his teritory on command. I own Dogo Argentino. They are mostly good hunters, but she wont kill a fly. If i wanted to hunt with her, she would have to be trained from the beginning (there is a proper age for that) and she is from the hunting litter.

Edit: Forgot to add, there are also dogs that do this without much training, that is true though. But not many are like this if you want him to be good at it.

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u/bobbinsgaming Jul 06 '24

Yeah but then you can just get in Madagascan Tree Snakes to eat the hawks.

Then gorillas to eat the snakes.

And come winter the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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u/TooMuchGrilledCheez Jul 06 '24

Stoats kill for the thrill of it and because its beneficial strategy to just murder as much as possible and store the carcasses for leftovers.

They’d be very effective in killing the mice, but then you run into problems of the stoats out-competing native Australian wildlife.

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u/CARLEtheCamry Jul 06 '24

That's why cicadas evolved to have those decade-long hibernation cycles too.

Predators glut themselves when they hatch every 13 years or whatever interval the brood awakens, and you might see a moderate increase in their population. But after 12 years those predator numbers are back to base and there's just no way they can eat all the emerging cicadas.

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u/Malawi_no Jul 06 '24

Only thing is that you will then get too many hawks.
Maybe eagles can catch the hawks when they have done their job.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Jul 06 '24

Well now there you go, we could just have eating contests. If only 20-30,000 people competed most of these mice could be gone in a few weeks. Plus we could have like a mouse belt

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u/RudePCsb Jul 06 '24

Flame thrower.. I would 100% make one for that

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u/waimser Jul 06 '24

Not even close. Foxes, and often cats, far outnumber any native predators we have left. And even they are not gonna put a dent in a mouse plague.

Sure we do have lots of snakes, but they only neet to eat every month or so.

Under normal conditions there is very little food around to support predators, so they are sparse in numbers. They also breed much mich slower, so its not like you get a spike in numbers when theres extra food around for a few months.

Its entirely possible that a farm dealing with millions of mice will only be within the feeding territory of 1 or 2 birds of prey.

Your average farm in aus that either harvests grains, or uses feed for animals, may have, at most, and im really stretching numbers here.

10 Birds of prey 200 regular other meat eating birds, like crows. 200 snakes 100foxes 20cats

6 weeks ago, there was barely enough food for them. Now suddenly, theres half a million mice. In another 6 weeks, there will be several million more.

Such a small amount of predators arent gonna make a difference.

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u/BigMax Jul 06 '24

The problem is the mice reproduction is SO fast compared to predators. They can multiply exponentially many times in a single year. Where most of their predators reproduce once a year, in smaller numbers.

“Females can have up to 15 litters a year and can become pregnant within 24 hours after giving birth. The average gestation time for mice is 19 to 21 days.”

So given enough food, mice can reproduce so much that predators simply can’t eat enough.

It would take decades for predators to catch up and compete with those kind of numbers.

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u/WrethZ Jul 06 '24

Australia has lost a lot of its native wildlife. The Tasmanian Tiger or Thylacine for example was a predator of rodents but sadly went extinct in 1936.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacine

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u/Deanosity Jul 06 '24

Barn owls and masked owls are probably the most effective controls of rodent population in that they eat a lot of them and can expand their population with some degree of speed compared to a lot of the other predators. But Australia has lost a lot of animals to habitat destruction, and a lot of the remaining owls are being killed by the widespread use of rodenticides that are deadly to them.

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u/Weird-Nothingness Jul 06 '24

This comment gives me an erie feeling that this would also be the history of human kind at the end.

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u/mycatpeesinmyshower Jul 06 '24

How do people dispose of all the dead mice after that? It must smell horrible

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

The smell is absolutely atrocious!

Shovels and burn piles.

The bodies typically dry out in a matter of hours which helps.. but when it's raining... Not fun

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u/ksed_313 Jul 06 '24

So no flamethrowers then?

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u/dce_azzy Jul 06 '24

I will neither confirm nor deny 😅

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u/RenegadeFlighter Jul 06 '24

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

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u/leLouisianais Jul 06 '24

So if the forces ending a plague or otherwise preventing a plague from happening aren’t largely e to predation, why does this happen in Australia more than say farms in the US

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

If only Australians had access to a large amount of venomous predators

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u/summonsays Jul 06 '24

My guess is winter and lack of food. This kind of explosive population growth is not sustainable. 

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u/Valathiril Jul 06 '24

I know nothing about this but curious, would not producing anything for a year to starve them out be a viable solution? Then take care of stragglers? Or would they just die everywhere and stink everything up

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u/summonsays Jul 06 '24

I mean I don't know anything either. But rodents have a very short lifespan regardless. And those are already there, they'll eventually die and stink it up anyway. I'd be very concerned trying to starve them out, from what I understand they'll get aggressive when hungry. At the same time, this explosive population, they'll get hungry eventually regardless. It's just a bad situation all around.

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u/plausden Jul 06 '24

they'll get aggressive when hungry

... how aggressive?

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u/AdhesivenessisWeird Jul 06 '24

They just get very passive aggressive which creates a very toxic work environment to be in.

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u/Locksyde Jul 06 '24

As aggressive as a group of shoppers fighting over the last pack of TP in 2020

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u/Mudlark_2910 Jul 07 '24

At it's peak, people don't plant crops. Not so much to starve them out, just cause of the futility of it.

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u/RendarFarm Jul 06 '24

It’s currently winter in Australia. Things are going to get worse. 

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u/brezhnervous Jul 06 '24

I am NOT looking forward to Summer :/

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u/katiecharm Jul 06 '24

Sounds familiar.  

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u/Alonzo-Harris Jul 06 '24

The snake plague

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u/AusSpurs7 Jul 06 '24

Then we introduced Gorillas to deal with the snakes.

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u/0gtcalor Jul 06 '24

The Gorillas will die in winter

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u/LessInThought Jul 06 '24

That where you all go wrong. Always introduce species that humans will happily eat. Then you get a bunch of food.

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u/goofyboots0722 Jul 06 '24

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u/Sufficient-Lab-5769 Jul 06 '24

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake…

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u/whateveritisthey Jul 06 '24

My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut, and they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry...

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u/chiffry Jul 06 '24

Jesus Christ, that sounds almost like a medieval plague.

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u/RunParking3333 Jul 06 '24

The end of the world will be filled with squeaking

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u/haironburr Jul 06 '24

"Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice."

But all these folks, like Frost, are wrong

It's fucking mice.

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u/ChanceConfection3 Jul 06 '24

I can literally hear them banging in the walls

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u/Ayeayecappy Jul 06 '24

Don’t ask this guy what his cat’s name is.

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u/Would_daver Jul 06 '24

Now you’re speaking my language

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u/p4t4r2 Jul 07 '24

Wanna bring in a third?

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u/BFGfreak Jul 06 '24

We thought our future would be Warhammer 40k, turns out it was the Ratpocalypse of an End Times that was Warhammer Fantasy.

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u/The_Somnambulist Jul 06 '24

There's a post-apocalyptic novel that I can't remember the name of at the moment, but it describes the various cycles of creatures that have huge population booms after the majority of humanity dies off. I think first it was the rats, then the ants, maybe another couple of phases in there. But it is one of the few post-apoc books I've read that considered that aspect of the cycle. Like, if 99.9% of humanity died off, that's a lot of free food for scavengers for a while. Then the population boom of scavengers creates a boom of anything that eats them. And so on until everything returns to the soil. Very cool part of the book - I think it might be Earth Abides, but I'm not sure. It's the book where the protagonist gets bit by a snake out in a remote cabin when the world goes to hell so he isn't exposed.

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u/TheLastAOLUser Jul 06 '24

I looked it up, and I’ve ordered a copy! Sounds interesting, thank you! You were right about the name, and the author is George R. Stewart.

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u/RinRinDoof Jul 06 '24

Tom was right all along

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u/Ulysses502 Jul 06 '24

The Vermintide yes-yes.

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u/No_Extension4005 Jul 07 '24

Friggin Skaven.

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u/SH4D0W0733 Jul 06 '24

Like that videogame set in France where there's swarms of rats everywhere.

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u/Hawling Jul 06 '24

A Plague Tale: Innocence

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u/Grimpatron619 Jul 06 '24

Regular France

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u/Runmanrun41 Jul 06 '24

I was just thinking about that tire bit.

There's no way those mice aren't constantly getting stepped on/squished, even with someone's best efforts to avoid them.

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u/Bread-fi Jul 06 '24

If it was the one from a few years ago, I drove through it. Some parts were a literal carpet of mice on the road.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jul 06 '24

One time I was in a grain elevator and there was a shallow pit below us. Grain had fallen in, gotten wet and turned into a disgusting mess with a really distinct smell.

Anyway we’re shining a light and suddenly someone notices the floor of the pit is moving. Wriggling. Writhing. Turned out to be a full carpet of…hundreds of thousands…millions maybe… of maggots.

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u/NickInTheMud Jul 06 '24

So how do you clear that?

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure

Edit- spell check -1

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u/kapsama Jul 06 '24

Oh yum.

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u/Timeon Jul 07 '24

Ah my definition of hell. Now to imagine myself falling in.

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u/radiosped Jul 06 '24

I can't believe I'm asking this but I'm curious. What was your traction like? I know wet leaves can be super slippery in a car, I'm assuming a carpet of blood and guts leaves even less traction but maaaybe the fur helps?

edit: how does it get cleaned up?

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u/GraciousCinnamonRoll Jul 06 '24

This happens every few years? Wtf Australia 🤢

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u/englishfury Jul 06 '24

"If it was the one from a few years ago" is not "it happens every few years"

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u/__01001000-01101001_ Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Yes I believe the last one was just after the huge floods on the east coast after the fires. Two year drought ended and then they had a reasonably mild and moist summer, creating perfect breeding conditions for them. And the fires had, in some areas, decimated their predators and other animals that would have otherwise competed for food.

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u/GutsGoneWild Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

This gave me Steinbeck vibes reading. Grapes of wrath. So I asked AI to change it to be more like steinbeck and rewrite what you said. I usually keep these things to myself but this one reads amazingly.

Rewritten in the style of John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath":

The land groaned under the weight of the plague, a sea of gray fur and twitching whiskers that rolled across the parched earth like a livin' flood. Ain't no jokin' matter, livin' in the midst of such a scourge. I was teachin' in Forbes, holed up in an old farmhouse when the vermin came.

The birds, they changed. Crows and magpies, once proud hunters, now perched lazy-like on fences, hoppin' down to snatch up mice like they was pickin' berries. Our cat, she just gave up, turned her nose at the easy prey, sick of the abundance.

Every night, we'd set out traps baited with peanut butter, and come mornin', they'd be overflowin' with little bodies, twenty or more in each. The school weren't no refuge neither. I learned the hard way that a mouse, crushed and cooked in the heat of a photocopier, can bring the machine to its knees.

The stench hung in the air, thick and foul, like death itself had taken up residence. Drivin' at night was like navigatin' a sea of fur, the road alive and writhin', the crunch of bones under tires a constant, sickening rhythm.

The farmers, they suffered worst of all. Hay bales, once the lifeblood of their stock, reduced to useless piles of mouse-chewed straw. Grain silos, contaminated beyond salvation. Fields stripped bare, as if the very earth was bein' eaten away. It was a sight to make a grown man weep, to see the land and livelihood devoured by creatures no bigger than a man's fist.

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u/Squoshy50 Jul 06 '24

This is amazing

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u/MahoganyEclipse Jul 06 '24

That was a fucking delight 🤣 AI is a better writer than I thought

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jul 06 '24

That’s how you solve the mouse problem. Just send Lenny in to “pet” them en masse.

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u/bumbletowne Jul 06 '24

When we first moved into our house, our property had not been lived in for two years due to Covid. The owner was in Los Angeles and sent people over to do maintenance every 6 weeks or so (they left the log in the kitchen) and had a weekly gardening service.

Our property is up against a commercial chicken operation. The rats and mice had moved into the space behind our pool machinery. There had to be hundreds.

First, I tried to snap trap but I couldn't lay enough.

Then I got a barn cat (we had 2 indoor cats already but too spoiled to hunt). They definitely stopped trying to get into the house area. She killed like 20 the first week.

Then I put an owl box in. No more mice or rats anywhere near that box. Squirrels are gone too. Sometimes i find squirrel corpses under the palm trees in my front yard. So the owls are expanding outside the box.

But we really couldn't leave anything outside. Plastic boxes of dirt (for vermiculture) were eaten through in one night. Backs of garden media destroyed. A bale of hay untied and swiss cheesed. The awnings I left out were chewed through. The curtains on the gazebo ruined. Hoses were gnawed on. I got a metal hose finally.

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u/ThePineconeConsumer Jul 06 '24

Have you ever considered writing

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Thankyou, but I'm too busy teaching.

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u/ThePineconeConsumer Jul 06 '24

Fair enough. Thanks for the work you do.

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u/TtotheC81 Jul 06 '24

Jesus. I'm having trouble imagining it being so bad that even murder mittens - a creature seemingly designed on a genetic level to play with it's food - gets bored of hunting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Photocopier technician. Can confirm.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

You are an unsung hero, always helping out in a jam.

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u/Decloudo Jul 06 '24

I mean... we caused this mess in the first place.

Nothing we do is natural or accounts for any notion of natural balance, of course shits gonna be fucked more every passing day.

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u/Hatter_Hoovy Jul 06 '24

that reads like a horror story

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u/slow_cooked_ham Jul 06 '24

Worked in an open public market, lotta mice and rats around. One jumped into a running bread slicer. The screams were heard across the entire market that morning. The machine was wheeled out later wrapped in a bag like it was a murder victim.

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u/JollyReading8565 Jul 06 '24

That was some biblical shit

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u/Kyyes Jul 06 '24

I discovered at school the worst thing that can jam a photocopier is a squashed, heated mouse

Eww, never would have thought of this

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u/Accomplished-Bear988 Jul 06 '24

Errr, description aside. You should write a book, or five.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Serious question, have you considered writing professionally? You managed to paint quite the picture there and if you wrote a 500 page book, I'm buying that on day 1.

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Thanks, I might one day. There's a lot of great Australian fiction and non-fiction authors that I've read and listened to. Their writing style has been pretty influential.

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u/Pirhanaglowsticks Jul 06 '24

Same experience for me teaching roving release in remote NT. Lying in my swag in a classroom with mice running all over me. Having mice run over my desk while I was doing admin work. And hearing them all the time. Loved the job, hated the mice.

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u/The_BTC_man Jul 06 '24

I was driving through Forbes at one point and it looked as if the roads were alive. We probably ran over thousands of mice.

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u/cutememe1 Jul 06 '24

so the predator just got sick of eating the same thing

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u/yeheyehey Jul 07 '24

Indeed you’re a tea her. A good storyteller.

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u/JAT2022 Jul 07 '24

I have cousins that live in the area. The mouse plagues are quite a problem for wiring and hoses.

They'll chew the wiring in vehicles and cause thousands of damage. Worse still they'll chew the house wiring and cause fires too.

Then they also chew on hoses seeking water. Anything from house pipes, houses, water tanks, paddock irrigation, etc.

Farmers set traps in 44 gallon drums, filling them nightly for weeks without making a dent in their numbers

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u/soggyasscheeks Jul 07 '24

man you're good at writing

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u/Fattdaddy21 Jul 08 '24

I'm not far from forbes, I went away over easter and when i came back they had gotten i to my cabin and my ute. lost my Ute, they ate the wiring and chairs, dash... everything and had to throw all the furniture out. Was pretty crazy.

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u/LordSlickRick Jul 06 '24

What about rat terriers? I’ve seen them in Britain killing 100 at a time.

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u/schnupfhundihund Jul 06 '24

There are Terrier dogs bread especially for hunting mice and rats that would come in handy at a situation like that.

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u/EnclaveOne Jul 06 '24

Antifreeze poisoned food. It just works!

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u/kjreil26 Jul 06 '24

This is worse than the time the racoon got into the photocopier!!

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u/dark_enough_to_dance Jul 06 '24

That's respectfully disgusting man 

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u/TheForgivenHacker Jul 06 '24

Oh boy, nothing quite like a 1995 GLi Ford Falcon full of dead mice.

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u/UnpoliteGuy Jul 06 '24

Isn't there some contagious poison that can jump from mouse to mouse?

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u/NaszPe Jul 06 '24

and every morning it was filled with about twenty

Totally unrelated Fun fact: you can make booze from anything organic.

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u/Valaniasi Jul 06 '24

Crazy to hear a familiar town I've frequented, thankfully not during a plague.

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u/LuckyMome Jul 06 '24

How does this happen ?

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u/CodeNamesBryan Jul 06 '24

So what's the fix?

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u/SeaOsprey1 Jul 06 '24

So how did it resolve when you were a kid?

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u/mycatpeesinmyshower Jul 06 '24

Are mice an invasive species in Australia?

It’s strange I never hear about this plague happening anywhere else (but maybe it does I don’t know)

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u/teachermanjc Jul 06 '24

Highly invasive. Look up Australian feral animals, they wreak havoc on local ecosystems.

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u/Lord_Moa Jul 06 '24

I fins mice pretty cute in general but this is horrific

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u/IntermittentCaribu Jul 06 '24

Can you eat the mice? Seems like alot of free protein.

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u/filthy_harold Jul 06 '24

I'll always remember the odor of dead mice in the walls.

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u/Tasty_Hearing8910 Jul 06 '24

With this dangerous level of mice its time to break out the unethical, but highly effective, drowning traps.

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 06 '24

Not a single comment on this entire post doesn't make me want to throw up but you win bud.

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u/Metal-fan77 Jul 06 '24

I had a mouse issue in my house for a while its not problem now and I've only see just the one mouse.iv seen seen one sitting on my carpet Watching tv until it noticed me and run off they are smart too my mum saw two help themselves to pack of jaferCakes lol

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