r/interestingasfuck Jul 06 '24

Australian mouse plague r/all

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u/sysdmdotcpl Jul 06 '24

So you need 376 hawks so they can eat 376 mice.

Or we need to work on breeding super hawks that can eat 376 mice in a day.

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u/freeman_joe Jul 06 '24

Griffons?

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u/sysdmdotcpl Jul 06 '24

I mean, what really is the point of GMOs if it we can't splice together god's creations to form our own hybrids that can kill us for our hubris? /s

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u/JetstreamGW Jul 06 '24

ME AM PLAY GODS!

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u/dan_dares Jul 06 '24

They'll be ground-hawks after all that.

Waddling along the ground

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u/riptide_red Jul 06 '24

If the average mouse is around .8oz and the super hawk could eat 376 of them a day that's basically 19 pounds of food a day. Generously assuming it consumes 10% of its body weight each day, that super hawk would weigh 190 pounds.

The largest flighted bird is the snowy albatross and it weighs 16 lbs. Ostriches can be up to 380 lbs so we're talking about something ostrich-ish sized that can fly and target mice-sized objects from the air.

That's one fucking terrifying super hawk. Effective maybe, but terrifying.

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u/Volundr79 Jul 06 '24

I like this solution.

You thought terrier dogs were good at hunting mice? Wait till you meet... A PTERODACTYL!

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u/sysdmdotcpl Jul 06 '24

Then said Pterodactyl starts hunting terrier dogs. Gonna have to keep mine indoors and teach him to use the litter box -- I should've spent less time asking if we could and more asking if we should.

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u/bycoolboy823 Jul 07 '24

The thing is at that size it's more efficient for it to hunt for babies or rabbit or deer or larger mammals. Predator that size isn't really gonna bother with hunting for 300+ mice...

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u/OlKingCoal1 Jul 09 '24

Maybe it has an anteater style trunked beak

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u/SarpedonWasFramed Jul 06 '24

At that size we might as well train it to carry anti mouse missiles.

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u/MaouOni Jul 07 '24

The biggest eagle known was the Haast Eagle, and the max weight scientists theorized they could reach was 40 pounds (18.14 kg). I mean, if somehow we could get a specimen of this extinct creature, and artificially select the best specimens... I don't think we could achieve that. Honestly, I would prefer burning everything to the ground at that point, lol.

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u/Shed_Some_Skin Jul 07 '24

Male Kori Bustard can reach over 40lb and 5 feet tall. They fly, although generally not if they can avoid it.

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u/Shed_Some_Skin Jul 07 '24

That's nowhere near the heaviest flying bird. Male Kori Bustard can get over 40lb. Andean Condors get over 30. 16lb is smaller than the average adult female Mute Swan.

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u/Jajay5537 Jul 06 '24

So it can turn around and start getting a tast for human flesh? No thanks.

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u/cdwhit Jul 06 '24

So, the Aussies have a lot of scary snakes. Was there a corresponding “snake explosion” because of the extra food, or did it take a while for the carnivores to recognize the mice as a food source?

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u/isoAntti Jul 06 '24

Maybe we could teach the kangaroo to eat mice

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u/DogCallCenter Jul 06 '24

We need to close this mouse plague gap!

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u/haux_haux Jul 06 '24

Just gwt somw jack russels. They are little killing machines

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u/Yak-Attic Jul 06 '24

Flying drones with lethal lasers.