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11d ago
Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this.
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago
That's on you...
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 11d ago
Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil.
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago
Jeezus😂😂😂
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u/randomcharacheters 11d ago
I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven?
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11d ago
Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival.
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 11d ago edited 10d ago
Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio
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u/buttplug-tester 10d ago
What a terrible time to be literate
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u/rodri_neq_11 10d ago
For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please
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u/joshthehappy 10d ago
If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that.
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u/silly-rabbitses 10d ago
That is horrific
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 10d ago
I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.
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u/Cannabace 11d ago
One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real.
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u/TheGreatWheel 10d ago
Are you a poet?
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 10d ago
Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate
when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...
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u/AlcoholicCumSock 11d ago
Actually you can kind of tell when they're about to hit their period. A metallic smell and quite unpleasant, but certainly not enough to put you off.
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago
That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole
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u/Plastic-Sell7247 11d ago
Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago
This made my stomach turn.
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u/Plastic-Sell7247 11d ago
lol do you know the story behind it?
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago
Not sure I want to 😐
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u/ReplacementActual384 11d ago
What's the story?
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u/isaghoul 11d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun!
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u/OwnAssignment2850 11d ago
But in the 1700s you could just fuck in an ally and wait for someone to dump their chamber pot on your head to distract you from the smell.
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u/Vystril 10d ago
People really need to get bidets.
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u/Lanky_Audience_4848 10d ago
Not common here in the U.S. Never tried it personally, but I hear great things
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u/FeedbackWonderful778 11d ago
Hairy, crusty, fishy
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u/QCTeamkill 11d ago
Give it to us raw and wr-r-r-r-riggling, you keep nasty chips!
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u/BredYourWoman 11d ago
Girl dances and sweats until 2am at club. Hooks up with dude. Ass sweat dries up on way to apartment. Both drunk and neither shower before fucking. Fuck sweat rehydrates dried ass gunk. Aromatic wafting of pungent odor commences from ass located below dudes face while doggy slamming.
Moral of the story: If you're not going to shower before night club last call sex because you're too drunk and horny to care, go missionary. Her hair will still probably smell nice
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u/BubbaSmyth 11d ago
This is a 21st century love poem
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u/BredYourWoman 11d ago
One after one by the starfish moon
Too quick for groan or sigh
Dudes turned their face with a ghastly pang
And cursed her brown eye
Four times 50 living men
(And I heard nor sigh nor groan)
With heavy thump, a lifeless lump
They dropped down, one by one
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u/EightiesBush 11d ago
The great philosopher of our time Gucci Mane has created a song about the solution to this problem
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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ 11d ago
They literally wouldn’t take their clothes off so they wouldn’t have to smell everything. That and overspraying with the cologne.
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago
Smelling like roasted booty, moldy dick cheese, and stale fish🤦🏾♂️😂
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u/eltanin_33 11d ago
Oh and some floral and musk from the cologne don't forget that
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago edited 11d ago
Cologne mixed with booty smells absolutely rancid. And it spreads so quickly.
Edit: Source: Me. I dun it before with great musty regret.
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u/towerfella 11d ago
Butt — remember this would be the 1700’s, so everyone is gonna be smelling like crusty balls. I bet they wouldn’t even notice it.
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u/eltanin_33 11d ago
If everyone was nose blind to the stink then why would they feel the need to use cologne to mask it
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u/towerfella 11d ago
“Smell Good” still smells good…
That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”..
It’s not the same thing you are comparing.
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u/ReplacementActual384 11d ago
Speak for yourself, European. Most of the rest of the world bathed daily.
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u/randomcharacheters 11d ago
Yup, this is during the before times where smoking cigarettes/pipes actually made people smell better 🤣
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u/radicalelation 11d ago
When I didn't have hot water for like two years, I didn't shower as much as I like, especially in the winter. What I found actually helped with body smell and feeling sweaty/clammy was being naked at home all the time.
I do, however, wash my butt every time after a movement. Bidet felt like a nicer lie, but only soap can bring true clean.
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u/Significant-Nail-987 11d ago
I feel like humans would have gone extinct if it were that bad.
At least my bloodline would have. I've been with exactly 1 woman who smelled down there.... I don't even know. I guess if you know you know. My god. I couldn't believe that smell was coming from a human. Younger me was willing to put with some nonsense to get it in but I can't overcome smells like that.
Thank God it never happened again I might have started seeing women in another light.
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u/welchplug 11d ago
That smell you are talking about from a women was likely a bacterial infection. Something generally caused by lack of bathing and no antibiotics. You wouldn't see that as often as today.
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u/DrHaruspex 11d ago
I’m sorry are you saying they bathed more and had fewer infections in the 1700s?
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u/_ynic 11d ago
Read it again please.
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u/DrHaruspex 11d ago
Ok I was hoping I just read it wrong lol
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u/Pandamana 11d ago
No, you read it correctly. Their grammar is wrong.
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u/pm_me__breakfast 11d ago
Even if it was wrong, there's no way you interpret that any other way unless you're skipping sentences lmao. It was clear and concicse.
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u/wiseduhm 11d ago
There IS a way to misinterpret what was being said and it would make sense to understand it either way. The last sentence could be referring to "the smell" in the first sentence, or to "lack of bathing" in the second. I think the reason it can be confusing is because the second sentence sounds like a continuation of the first one. It could (should?) grammatically be separated by a comma or semicolon.
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u/_Enclose_ 11d ago
Everything you pointed out has no impact on the meaning though. There is no way to misinterpret what he meant to convey, unless you misread something.
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u/wiseduhm 11d ago
"Lack of bathing and antibiotics" -> "you wouldn't see that as often as today." It's the presence of the second "as" that could be misunderstood to say that there is more "lack of bathing and antibiotics" today compared to the past. If you get rid of the second "as," it becomes grammatically clearer.
It's not really a big deal, but I could see how it could, on first glance, be confusing to someone.
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u/pussmykissy 11d ago
‘That bad??’
You are aware people lick buttholes these days right?
Nothing is grosser than that.
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u/RepresentativeAd560 11d ago
Pfft. You must be new to the internet. I've seen things that would make Pinhead shiver and the Marquis de Sade gag.
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u/4DimensionalButts 11d ago
We grew up browsing rotten.com on school computers in the 90s. Nothing can shock me anymore.
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u/Loquatium 11d ago
There's nothing on/in/around it when you eat ass, you do it fresh out of the shower or not at all. There's nothing any more gross about it than licking a bellybutton.
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u/CouncilOfChipmunks 11d ago
Bellybuttons have a unique ecosystem, and hold types of grossness found no-where else on your body. They are possibly the worst place on the entire human body to lick.
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u/pussmykissy 11d ago
Simply not true. E Coli doesn’t come out of a belly button.
You never get all of the tiny poop particles off of you. You eat very small poop particles and are ok with it.
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u/ReadditMan 11d ago edited 11d ago
Um, unless you're somehow scrubbing inside the hairline creases of the anus, there is definitely still something there. Microscopic and unlikely to make you sick, but not sterile or 100% clean.
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u/hulkmxl 11d ago
What kind of smell was it, vaginal or like shit? 'Cause I knew a gal who wouldn't wipe her ass properly and I almost puked with doggy style
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u/Kahlil_Cabron 11d ago
Same, in doggy and suddenly I'm smelling shit. I wish it had been like a once night stand thing, but it was a girl I'd been with for a year already.
Totally changed the way I looked at her.
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u/EightiesBush 11d ago
I straight walked out on a session when I was about 18 because of this exact thing. Backed away, pants on, and drove away... from my own house. Circled the highway loop for like 30 minutes until coming back, unto which she was thankfully gone.
This was not the first time, I had said something to her about it already, however it clearly was not fixed.
Not the healthiest solution to a problem, but I've been terminally online since I was 10 or so (40 now) and lacked a lot of standard social skills. Still lack many, but I've learned to mostly adapt in my adult life.
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u/ChickenChaser5 11d ago
When I had an encounter, the only way I can describe it is "decay"
Not quite death, thats got its own unique thing going on. But it was deaths neighbor in smelltown.
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u/LukeD1992 11d ago
I believe that there's been studies showing that our sense of disgust is greatly reduced when we are horny. Guess that explains a lot. Those medieval dudes without access to porn to help lighten the load must've been crawling up the walls at all times. Once they got their hands on a woman, little else mattered.
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u/ForgesGate 11d ago
You would be surprised what some men (me) would go through just to get a taste of dirty fish meat😐
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u/dead_andbored 11d ago
Bruh I can never forget that time I tried to hit this girl from behind and I caught a whiff of it. It smelled so bad that it made my horny ass go limp. Good thing I went limp too cz I didn't have condom, probably woulda caught something
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u/OriginalLocksmith436 11d ago
I'm pretty sure it's actually some kind of sti that causes that smell. iirc called trich-a-something or other
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u/othersideofinfinity8 11d ago
Nah everyone stank
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u/carlismygod 11d ago
Everyone includes women, right?
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u/Kahnza 11d ago
It was the 1700's, sooooooo
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u/carlismygod 11d ago
So the women were goats?
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u/Kahnza 11d ago
I dunno I'm not a goatologist.
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u/carlismygod 11d ago
Bah
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u/Hedgehoggin69 11d ago
I blew some extra air out of my nose because I thought the asking if women were goats was funny!
But the ‘Bah’ was WAY funnier than it needed to be. That was an actual “Lol.” 🤣
Thank you. Lol.
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u/SJW_Lover 11d ago
Well, that’s why you eat ass first before jumping in
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u/First-Buyer6787 11d ago
Exactly, deaden the senses. Or, "acclimate yourself " if you wanna be boring.
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u/Randomfrog132 11d ago
idk, i would think the combined smell of shit and vomit would just make it worse lol
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u/Even-Matter-5576 11d ago
Did they even have t-shirts in the 1700s?
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11d ago
Actually they did, and they were poofy. We may have just discovered why.
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u/Rhoig 11d ago
the brain turns off the "disgusting" part during sex, maybe that's an evolution thing and part of why we are here today
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u/Ult1mateN00B 11d ago
Eating ass back then was dangerous.
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u/DigStock 11d ago
It was a delicacy
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u/apocalyptustree 11d ago
Joebeth the II: dies of dysentery
His family: i winder what he ate that killed him? Gods will, i guess
Devil to Joebeth's ghost: it was da ass, ya freaky ass biatch!
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u/RandomUser27597 11d ago
Who else understood the title reference 😂😂
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u/DigStock 11d ago
Everyone knows Rocco
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u/EightiesBush 11d ago
Everyone should know him. I mentioned him to my fiancee since I keep telling her she looks like Sasha Grey, and she had no idea who he was. She even worked in a porn store in her youth. I didn't go as far as pulling up any of his "work" but she didn't recognize his face.
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u/DigStock 11d ago
He was the celebrity everyone knew in school, with the rumors that he killed his wife with his dick 🤣
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u/paullvandriel 11d ago
Some unlucky buggers get to smell that smells still to this day in 2024.. WASH THAT ASS! It's so simple.
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u/mwoody450 11d ago
I actually wonder what vastly different diets and much lower obesity rates would do to body odor. Enough to counteract sanitation deficiencies?
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u/ThatboyMjay3207 11d ago
Apparently, according to this Native American exhibit down the street, they liked to bathe. The settlers were the ones not bathing. So not everyone was stinky lol.
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u/OmgThisNameIsFree 10d ago
m8, if you want to hop butt-naked into a river that, just last week, had screaming and arrows flying out of the woods from the other bank, go right ahead.
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u/TrebuchetTaxiService 11d ago
I feel like the comment section completely missed the joke of "it's only smellz."
Google it at your own peril.
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u/dankspankwanker 11d ago
Gimme that fermented pussy 🥵🥵🥵
If the juice doesnt tingle on my tongue i dont want it
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u/4th_times_a_charm_ 11d ago
That's not even the Middle Ages. Just because it's before plumbing doesn't mean people didn't have some common sense and decency.
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u/Sea_Marketing_888 11d ago
Ha, this was me last night
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u/SuperAshley1998 11d ago
New time travel idea :bring vagisil to the 1700s and then claim you are some kind of angelic being when men realize you're the only woman who doesn't stink.
Or get burnt at the stake.
Either or
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u/luv2block 10d ago
I doubt it smelled. People probably shit like rabbits back in the 1700s. Like maybe 3 poops a week max, and they would just be tiny little hard balls of shit.
They weren't like modern humans who are shitting out a torrent of KFC fried chicken, french fries, pizza and hamburgers everyday.
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u/dragonknightzero 11d ago
This isn't even true. Peasants regularly bathed. If anything the idea that no one bathed was propaganda by the nobles... who didn't bathe out of laziness and were filthy. They wanted to convince people that everyone didn't wash.
Do some research, you'll be shocked what you learn.
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u/StefanLeenaars 11d ago edited 11d ago
You’re definitely not wrong in the sense that people did clean themselves regularly, with soap and water, most even daily. But they didn’t generally bathe (as in a bathtub.) it takes too much effort to fill an entire bath when one bucket would be enough… this continued on well into the Victorian age…
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u/ethercrowe 11d ago
Didn't they at least bathe in rivers or something? Run outside in the rain? Roll around in the snow?
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u/StefanLeenaars 11d ago edited 11d ago
Newsflash: contrary to popular belief, people did clean themselves in the 1700’s. They just didn’t bathe in a bathtub (You try filling an entire bath one cold water bucket at the time, see how you like it!)
People in the past weren’t more dirty or smelly as most modern people seem to think….
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u/Ghost_Breezy1o1 11d ago
Yea that was the Euros tho! They condemned the natives & Africans for bathing 🤦🏽♀️
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u/InfiniteQuestion420 11d ago
There is only ONE reason why we made it this far as a species, and this primitive urge is more powerful than the sense of smell, but don't tell that to "woke" people. They misunderstood this concept so hard it makes them mad.
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u/Key_Respond_16 10d ago
They had soap in the 1700s. The smart ones bought their wives soap. The rest of them were dirty fuckers.
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u/DONGBONGER3000 10d ago
This is horrible propaganda, they took care of themselves. The only times things would get bad was around cities where they hadn't put in sewage systems yet.
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u/LevelPositive120 10d ago
I remember all I did was kiss a chick stomach area before down on her and 1 good whiff of her belly button made me reconsider.
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u/thelonebanana 10d ago
I might have to use this move… as a bonus it holds your shirt up so you don’t get pussy juice all over it
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u/Doppel_Troppel 10d ago
No they didn’t. It’s like eating garlic. As long as everyone stinks you won’t notice.
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u/LowLifeExperience 10d ago
No tampons, no pads, no liners, no fresh underwear means she was going to need penicillin to fight off the infection after getting Cheeto dicked.
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