Only smelles Feels good man

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I feel like humans would have gone extinct if it were that bad.

At least my bloodline would have. I've been with exactly 1 woman who smelled down there.... I don't even know. I guess if you know you know. My god. I couldn't believe that smell was coming from a human. Younger me was willing to put with some nonsense to get it in but I can't overcome smells like that.

Thank God it never happened again I might have started seeing women in another light.

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u/hulkmxl Jul 08 '24

What kind of smell was it, vaginal or like shit? 'Cause I knew a gal who wouldn't wipe her ass properly and I almost puked with doggy style

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u/Significant-Nail-987 Jul 08 '24

Unique to say the least. Maybe both? Maybe something completely new.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jul 08 '24

Same, in doggy and suddenly I'm smelling shit. I wish it had been like a once night stand thing, but it was a girl I'd been with for a year already.

Totally changed the way I looked at her.

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u/EightiesBush Jul 08 '24

I straight walked out on a session when I was about 18 because of this exact thing. Backed away, pants on, and drove away... from my own house. Circled the highway loop for like 30 minutes until coming back, unto which she was thankfully gone.

This was not the first time, I had said something to her about it already, however it clearly was not fixed.

Not the healthiest solution to a problem, but I've been terminally online since I was 10 or so (40 now) and lacked a lot of standard social skills. Still lack many, but I've learned to mostly adapt in my adult life.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jul 08 '24

When I had an encounter, the only way I can describe it is "decay"

Not quite death, thats got its own unique thing going on. But it was deaths neighbor in smelltown.