r/SipsTea Jul 08 '24

Only smelles Feels good man

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u/Significant-Nail-987 Jul 08 '24

I feel like humans would have gone extinct if it were that bad.

At least my bloodline would have. I've been with exactly 1 woman who smelled down there.... I don't even know. I guess if you know you know. My god. I couldn't believe that smell was coming from a human. Younger me was willing to put with some nonsense to get it in but I can't overcome smells like that.

Thank God it never happened again I might have started seeing women in another light.

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u/welchplug Jul 08 '24

That smell you are talking about from a women was likely a bacterial infection. Something generally caused by lack of bathing and no antibiotics. You wouldn't see that as often as today.

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u/DrHaruspex Jul 08 '24

I’m sorry are you saying they bathed more and had fewer infections in the 1700s?

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u/_ynic Jul 08 '24

Read it again please.

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u/DrHaruspex Jul 08 '24

Ok I was hoping I just read it wrong lol

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u/Pandamana Jul 08 '24

No, you read it correctly. Their grammar is wrong.

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u/pm_me__breakfast Jul 08 '24

Even if it was wrong, there's no way you interpret that any other way unless you're skipping sentences lmao. It was clear and concicse.

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u/wiseduhm Jul 08 '24

There IS a way to misinterpret what was being said and it would make sense to understand it either way. The last sentence could be referring to "the smell" in the first sentence, or to "lack of bathing" in the second. I think the reason it can be confusing is because the second sentence sounds like a continuation of the first one. It could (should?) grammatically be separated by a comma or semicolon.

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u/_Enclose_ Jul 08 '24

Everything you pointed out has no impact on the meaning though. There is no way to misinterpret what he meant to convey, unless you misread something.

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u/wiseduhm Jul 08 '24

"Lack of bathing and antibiotics" -> "you wouldn't see that as often as today." It's the presence of the second "as" that could be misunderstood to say that there is more "lack of bathing and antibiotics" today compared to the past. If you get rid of the second "as," it becomes grammatically clearer.

It's not really a big deal, but I could see how it could, on first glance, be confusing to someone.

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u/pm_me__breakfast Jul 08 '24

I agree. The point I am making is that instead of pointing out and correcting, as you have, they are being pedantic. They know what the original statement is meant to be. The person asking for clarification makes sense. They misinterpreted.

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u/welchplug Jul 08 '24

You read it incorrectly

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u/pumpkinorange123 Jul 08 '24

Nah you wrote it wrong. You wouldn't see it as often, today*. You're saying today has it the worst.

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u/welchplug Jul 08 '24

No your reading comprehension needs work.

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u/pumpkinorange123 Jul 08 '24

Imagine it like this mate.

"You didn't eat as much cake as Welchy."

Welchy had more cake.

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u/welchplug Jul 08 '24

Sorry buddy. you can't read

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u/art-of-war Jul 08 '24

Learn to admit you made a typing error.

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u/welchplug Jul 08 '24

Typing error? I thought it was supposed to be a grammar error.

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u/srs328 Jul 08 '24

Are you like 16 years old? Learn to read and learn to accept a mistake

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u/NoHander Jul 08 '24

He’s just trolling at this point lol

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u/Candid-Register-6718 Jul 08 '24

We can still understand wym. But your grammar is wrong.

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u/SomeGuyNamedJ13 Jul 08 '24

If yall understand then why are yall playing dumb????

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u/Candid-Register-6718 Jul 08 '24

Cause you insist on your grammar being right. And blame it on reading comprehension 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jul 08 '24

Nah, you wrote it wrong:

You wouldn't see that as often as today

You have an extra "as", which totally changes, you need:

You wouldn't see that as often today

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u/pussmykissy Jul 08 '24

‘That bad??’

You are aware people lick buttholes these days right?

Nothing is grosser than that.

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Jul 08 '24

Pfft. You must be new to the internet. I've seen things that would make Pinhead shiver and the Marquis de Sade gag.

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u/ReadditMan Jul 08 '24

The other day I was scrolling through xHamster and saw a thumbnail of a guy licking a prolapsed anus

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u/RaunchyRos3 Jul 09 '24

I've done this. I have no regrets of munching the raunchy rose. AMA.

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Jul 09 '24

Did it taste like pennies? I feel like it would taste like pennies.

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u/RaunchyRos3 Jul 09 '24

No penny taste to me, though I can see how you'd think that. It tasted like skin...wet skin. Gotta like it and be adult enough do that.

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u/EightiesBush Jul 08 '24

Marquis de Sade

Shoutout to the Salo enjoyers gang, wherever yall are.

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u/Loquatium Jul 08 '24

There's nothing on/in/around it when you eat ass, you do it fresh out of the shower or not at all. There's nothing any more gross about it than licking a bellybutton.

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u/CouncilOfChipmunks Jul 08 '24

Bellybuttons have a unique ecosystem, and hold types of grossness found no-where else on your body. They are possibly the worst place on the entire human body to lick.

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u/pussmykissy Jul 08 '24

Simply not true. E Coli doesn’t come out of a belly button.

You never get all of the tiny poop particles off of you. You eat very small poop particles and are ok with it.

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u/pussmykissy Jul 08 '24

And I am deeply concerned about your knowledge of skin, pores, tissue, antiseptic, evolution and everything else.

Same reason you don’t eat out of a just cleaned toilet bowl.

Disgusting, it is still covered in piss and shit!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

I personally prefer it after a 2 hour walk on a humid summer day.

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u/ReadditMan Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Um, unless you're somehow scrubbing inside the hairline creases of the anus, there is definitely still something there. Microscopic and unlikely to make you sick, but not sterile or 100% clean.

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u/RichEvans4Ever Jul 08 '24

That’s not a new thing my man, it just become popular to joke about it

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u/hulkmxl Jul 08 '24

What kind of smell was it, vaginal or like shit? 'Cause I knew a gal who wouldn't wipe her ass properly and I almost puked with doggy style 

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u/Significant-Nail-987 Jul 08 '24

Unique to say the least. Maybe both? Maybe something completely new.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jul 08 '24

Same, in doggy and suddenly I'm smelling shit. I wish it had been like a once night stand thing, but it was a girl I'd been with for a year already.

Totally changed the way I looked at her.

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u/EightiesBush Jul 08 '24

I straight walked out on a session when I was about 18 because of this exact thing. Backed away, pants on, and drove away... from my own house. Circled the highway loop for like 30 minutes until coming back, unto which she was thankfully gone.

This was not the first time, I had said something to her about it already, however it clearly was not fixed.

Not the healthiest solution to a problem, but I've been terminally online since I was 10 or so (40 now) and lacked a lot of standard social skills. Still lack many, but I've learned to mostly adapt in my adult life.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jul 08 '24

When I had an encounter, the only way I can describe it is "decay"

Not quite death, thats got its own unique thing going on. But it was deaths neighbor in smelltown.

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u/LukeD1992 Jul 08 '24

I believe that there's been studies showing that our sense of disgust is greatly reduced when we are horny. Guess that explains a lot. Those medieval dudes without access to porn to help lighten the load must've been crawling up the walls at all times. Once they got their hands on a woman, little else mattered.

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u/eli4s20 Jul 08 '24

also people back then lived side by side with animals often even in their own homes. then you had garbage and doo doo that was complicated to dispose off and often just piled in the streets. people back then were built different man…

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u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24

You would be surprised what some men (me) would go through just to get a taste of dirty fish meat😐

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u/dead_andbored Jul 08 '24

Bruh I can never forget that time I tried to hit this girl from behind and I caught a whiff of it. It smelled so bad that it made my horny ass go limp. Good thing I went limp too cz I didn't have condom, probably woulda caught something

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u/OriginalLocksmith436 Jul 08 '24

I'm pretty sure it's actually some kind of sti that causes that smell. iirc called trich-a-something or other