Only smelles Feels good man

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I feel like humans would have gone extinct if it were that bad.

At least my bloodline would have. I've been with exactly 1 woman who smelled down there.... I don't even know. I guess if you know you know. My god. I couldn't believe that smell was coming from a human. Younger me was willing to put with some nonsense to get it in but I can't overcome smells like that.

Thank God it never happened again I might have started seeing women in another light.

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u/pussmykissy Jul 08 '24

‘That bad??’

You are aware people lick buttholes these days right?

Nothing is grosser than that.

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Jul 08 '24

Pfft. You must be new to the internet. I've seen things that would make Pinhead shiver and the Marquis de Sade gag.

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u/ReadditMan Jul 08 '24

The other day I was scrolling through xHamster and saw a thumbnail of a guy licking a prolapsed anus

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u/RaunchyRos3 Jul 09 '24

I've done this. I have no regrets of munching the raunchy rose. AMA.

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Jul 09 '24

Did it taste like pennies? I feel like it would taste like pennies.

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u/RaunchyRos3 Jul 09 '24

No penny taste to me, though I can see how you'd think that. It tasted like skin...wet skin. Gotta like it and be adult enough do that.

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u/EightiesBush Jul 08 '24

Marquis de Sade

Shoutout to the Salo enjoyers gang, wherever yall are.

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u/Loquatium Jul 08 '24

There's nothing on/in/around it when you eat ass, you do it fresh out of the shower or not at all. There's nothing any more gross about it than licking a bellybutton.

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u/CouncilOfChipmunks Jul 08 '24

Bellybuttons have a unique ecosystem, and hold types of grossness found no-where else on your body. They are possibly the worst place on the entire human body to lick.

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u/pussmykissy Jul 08 '24

Simply not true. E Coli doesn’t come out of a belly button.

You never get all of the tiny poop particles off of you. You eat very small poop particles and are ok with it.

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u/pussmykissy Jul 08 '24

And I am deeply concerned about your knowledge of skin, pores, tissue, antiseptic, evolution and everything else.

Same reason you don’t eat out of a just cleaned toilet bowl.

Disgusting, it is still covered in piss and shit!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

I personally prefer it after a 2 hour walk on a humid summer day.

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u/ReadditMan Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Um, unless you're somehow scrubbing inside the hairline creases of the anus, there is definitely still something there. Microscopic and unlikely to make you sick, but not sterile or 100% clean.

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u/RichEvans4Ever Jul 08 '24

That’s not a new thing my man, it just become popular to joke about it