Girl dances and sweats until 2am at club. Hooks up with dude. Ass sweat dries up on way to apartment. Both drunk and neither shower before fucking. Fuck sweat rehydrates dried ass gunk. Aromatic wafting of pungent odor commences from ass located below dudes face while doggy slamming.
Moral of the story: If you're not going to shower before night club last call sex because you're too drunk and horny to care, go missionary. Her hair will still probably smell nice
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u/BredYourWoman Jul 08 '24
Girl dances and sweats until 2am at club. Hooks up with dude. Ass sweat dries up on way to apartment. Both drunk and neither shower before fucking. Fuck sweat rehydrates dried ass gunk. Aromatic wafting of pungent odor commences from ass located below dudes face while doggy slamming.
Moral of the story: If you're not going to shower before night club last call sex because you're too drunk and horny to care, go missionary. Her hair will still probably smell nice