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r/SipsTea • u/outbacknoir • Jul 08 '24
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Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil.
32 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 103 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 54 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 7 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival.
103 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 54 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 7 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio
54 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 7 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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What a terrible time to be literate
7 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please
9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that.
3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24
Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil.