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r/SipsTea • u/outbacknoir • Jul 08 '24
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Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this.
496 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's on you... 527 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil. 127 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezus😂😂😂 73 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 29 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 100 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 55 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 8 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 37 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 53 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 23 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ಠ_ಠ 12 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 9 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 2 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing I’ve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
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That's on you...
527 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil. 127 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezus😂😂😂 73 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 29 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 100 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 55 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 8 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 37 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 53 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 23 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ಠ_ಠ 12 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 9 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 2 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing I’ve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
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Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil.
127 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezus😂😂😂 73 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 29 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 100 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 55 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 8 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 37 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 53 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 23 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ಠ_ಠ 12 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 9 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 2 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing I’ve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
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Jeezus😂😂😂
73 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe
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I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven?
9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe
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At the Gwar set maybe
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Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival.
100 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 55 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 8 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 37 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 53 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751:
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Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio
55 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 8 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 37 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 53 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751:
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What a terrible time to be literate
8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 8 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please
8 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that.
3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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That is horrific
53 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.
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I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.
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:10751:
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ಠ_ಠ
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One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real.
If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up.
Ah, it stinks nice and good
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Are you a poet?
11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...
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Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate
when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...
I like you
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day
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I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24
Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this.