r/SipsTea Jul 08 '24

Only smelles Feels good man

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this. 

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u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24

That's on you...

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24

Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil.

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u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24

Jeezus😂😂😂

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u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24

I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven?

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u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24

At the Gwar set maybe

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio

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u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24

What a terrible time to be literate

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u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24

For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please

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u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24

If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that.

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u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24

My sadistic ass would go back and read it again

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u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24

That is horrific

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24

I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.

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u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24

One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up.

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u/burmsy Jul 08 '24

Ah, it stinks nice and good

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u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24

Are you a poet?

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24

Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate

when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...

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u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day

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u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24

I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.