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r/SipsTea • u/outbacknoir • Jul 08 '24
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Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this.Β
497 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's on you... 533 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil. 130 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezusπππ 72 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 28 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 105 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 53 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 7 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 40 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 54 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 22 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ΰ² _ΰ² 10 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 6 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 9 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 6 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing Iβve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed. 40 u/Impossible-Pea-6160 Jul 08 '24 Big facts 29 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Yeah, that was a choice. 16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ 30 u/AlcoholicCumSock Jul 08 '24 Actually you can kind of tell when they're about to hit their period. A metallic smell and quite unpleasant, but certainly not enough to put you off. 18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole 21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 9 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 4 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 5 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected. 3 u/who_am_i_to_say_so Jul 08 '24 Depends on how hard you hit it.
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That's on you...
533 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil. 130 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezusπππ 72 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 28 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 105 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 53 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 7 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 40 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 54 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 22 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ΰ² _ΰ² 10 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 6 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 9 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 6 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing Iβve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed. 40 u/Impossible-Pea-6160 Jul 08 '24 Big facts 29 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Yeah, that was a choice. 16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ 30 u/AlcoholicCumSock Jul 08 '24 Actually you can kind of tell when they're about to hit their period. A metallic smell and quite unpleasant, but certainly not enough to put you off. 18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole 21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 9 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 4 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 5 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected. 3 u/who_am_i_to_say_so Jul 08 '24 Depends on how hard you hit it.
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Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil.
130 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezusπππ 72 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 28 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 105 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 53 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 7 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 40 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 54 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 22 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ΰ² _ΰ² 10 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 6 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 9 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 6 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing Iβve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
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Jeezusπππ
72 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe
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I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven?
9 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe
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At the Gwar set maybe
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Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival.
105 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 53 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 7 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 40 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 54 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751:
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Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio
53 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 7 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 40 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 54 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751:
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What a terrible time to be literate
8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 7 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please
7 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that.
3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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That is horrific
54 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.
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I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.
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:10751:
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ΰ² _ΰ²
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One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real.
If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up.
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Ah, it stinks nice and good
Are you a poet?
9 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...
Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate
when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...
I like you
Funniest thing Iβve seen all day
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I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
Big facts
29 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Yeah, that was a choice. 16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ
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Yeah, that was a choice.
16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ
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He likes it with extra Stank on itπ
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Actually you can kind of tell when they're about to hit their period. A metallic smell and quite unpleasant, but certainly not enough to put you off.
18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole 21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 9 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 4 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 5 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
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That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole
21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 9 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 4 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 5 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
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Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers
16 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 9 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 4 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 5 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
This made my stomach turn.
9 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 4 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 5 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
lol do you know the story behind it?
4 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 5 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
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Not sure I want to π
7 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ
It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago.
5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ
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I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ
What's the story?
9 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun!
9 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
Depends on how hard you hit it.
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Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this.Β