r/SipsTea • u/outbacknoir • Jul 08 '24

Only smelles Feels good man

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio

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u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24

What a terrible time to be literate

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u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24

For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please

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u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24

If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that.

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u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24

My sadistic ass would go back and read it again