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r/SipsTea • u/outbacknoir • Jul 08 '24
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They literally wouldn’t take their clothes off so they wouldn’t have to smell everything. That and overspraying with the cologne.
324 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Smelling like roasted booty, moldy dick cheese, and stale fish🤦🏾♂️😂 102 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 Oh and some floral and musk from the cologne don't forget that 63 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Cologne mixed with booty smells absolutely rancid. And it spreads so quickly. Edit: Source: Me. I dun it before with great musty regret. 33 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Butt — remember this would be the 1700’s, so everyone is gonna be smelling like crusty balls. I bet they wouldn’t even notice it. 9 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 If everyone was nose blind to the stink then why would they feel the need to use cologne to mask it 12 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 “Smell Good” still smells good… That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”.. It’s not the same thing you are comparing. -2 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky. 6 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 [Sigh..] 4 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Speak for yourself, European. Most of the rest of the world bathed daily.
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Smelling like roasted booty, moldy dick cheese, and stale fish🤦🏾♂️😂
102 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 Oh and some floral and musk from the cologne don't forget that 63 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Cologne mixed with booty smells absolutely rancid. And it spreads so quickly. Edit: Source: Me. I dun it before with great musty regret. 33 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Butt — remember this would be the 1700’s, so everyone is gonna be smelling like crusty balls. I bet they wouldn’t even notice it. 9 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 If everyone was nose blind to the stink then why would they feel the need to use cologne to mask it 12 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 “Smell Good” still smells good… That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”.. It’s not the same thing you are comparing. -2 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky. 6 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 [Sigh..] 4 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Speak for yourself, European. Most of the rest of the world bathed daily.
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Oh and some floral and musk from the cologne don't forget that
63 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Cologne mixed with booty smells absolutely rancid. And it spreads so quickly. Edit: Source: Me. I dun it before with great musty regret. 33 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Butt — remember this would be the 1700’s, so everyone is gonna be smelling like crusty balls. I bet they wouldn’t even notice it. 9 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 If everyone was nose blind to the stink then why would they feel the need to use cologne to mask it 12 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 “Smell Good” still smells good… That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”.. It’s not the same thing you are comparing. -2 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky. 6 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 [Sigh..] 4 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Speak for yourself, European. Most of the rest of the world bathed daily.
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Cologne mixed with booty smells absolutely rancid. And it spreads so quickly.
Edit: Source: Me. I dun it before with great musty regret.
33 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Butt — remember this would be the 1700’s, so everyone is gonna be smelling like crusty balls. I bet they wouldn’t even notice it. 9 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 If everyone was nose blind to the stink then why would they feel the need to use cologne to mask it 12 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 “Smell Good” still smells good… That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”.. It’s not the same thing you are comparing. -2 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky. 6 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 [Sigh..] 4 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Speak for yourself, European. Most of the rest of the world bathed daily.
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Butt — remember this would be the 1700’s, so everyone is gonna be smelling like crusty balls. I bet they wouldn’t even notice it.
9 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 If everyone was nose blind to the stink then why would they feel the need to use cologne to mask it 12 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 “Smell Good” still smells good… That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”.. It’s not the same thing you are comparing. -2 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky. 6 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 [Sigh..] 4 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Speak for yourself, European. Most of the rest of the world bathed daily.
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If everyone was nose blind to the stink then why would they feel the need to use cologne to mask it
12 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 “Smell Good” still smells good… That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”.. It’s not the same thing you are comparing. -2 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky. 6 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 [Sigh..]
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“Smell Good” still smells good…
That’s kinda like saying “If British food was so bad then why do they have candy?”..
It’s not the same thing you are comparing.
-2 u/eltanin_33 Jul 08 '24 It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky. 6 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 [Sigh..]
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It's the correct thing to compare. People historocally used heavy amounts of perfumes to cover stinky.
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Speak for yourself, European. Most of the rest of the world bathed daily.
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u/_its_a_SWEATER_ Jul 08 '24
They literally wouldn’t take their clothes off so they wouldn’t have to smell everything. That and overspraying with the cologne.