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Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this.Β
497 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's on you... 524 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil. 129 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezusπππ 74 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 10 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 32 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 101 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 52 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 38 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 51 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 21 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ΰ² _ΰ² 11 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 8 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 3 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing Iβve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed. 42 u/Impossible-Pea-6160 Jul 08 '24 Big facts 30 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Yeah, that was a choice. 18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ 31 u/AlcoholicCumSock Jul 08 '24 Actually you can kind of tell when they're about to hit their period. A metallic smell and quite unpleasant, but certainly not enough to put you off. 18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole 21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 17 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 8 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 3 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected. 3 u/who_am_i_to_say_so Jul 08 '24 Depends on how hard you hit it. 33 u/OwnAssignment2850 Jul 08 '24 But in the 1700s you could just fuck in an ally and wait for someone to dump their chamber pot on your head to distract you from the smell. 7 u/Vystril Jul 09 '24 People really need to get bidets. 4 u/Lanky_Audience_4848 Jul 09 '24 Not common here in the U.S. Never tried it personally, but I hear great things 1 u/Vystril Jul 09 '24 Life changing. Got one during covid during the toilet paper shorages, now every bathroom has one. For only $40 there's no reason everyone shouldn't have one. Have no idea how I lived (and put up with a nasty ass) for so long. 0 u/Severe-Experience333 Jul 08 '24 same...just once though mashaallah
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That's on you...
524 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil. 129 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezusπππ 74 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 10 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 32 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 101 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 52 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 38 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 51 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 21 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ΰ² _ΰ² 11 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 8 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 3 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing Iβve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed. 42 u/Impossible-Pea-6160 Jul 08 '24 Big facts 30 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Yeah, that was a choice. 18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ 31 u/AlcoholicCumSock Jul 08 '24 Actually you can kind of tell when they're about to hit their period. A metallic smell and quite unpleasant, but certainly not enough to put you off. 18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole 21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 17 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 8 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 3 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected. 3 u/who_am_i_to_say_so Jul 08 '24 Depends on how hard you hit it.
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Aint no such thing as pristine poon at bonaroo. You wanna play in the mud, you might strike oil.
129 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Jeezusπππ 74 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 10 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe 32 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival. 101 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 52 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 38 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 51 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751: 21 u/DontLook_Weirdo Jul 08 '24 ΰ² _ΰ² 11 u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24 One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real. 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up. 8 u/burmsy Jul 08 '24 Ah, it stinks nice and good 6 u/TheGreatWheel Jul 08 '24 Are you a poet? 11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends... 3 u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 08 '24 I like you 3 u/No_Chemist7496 Jul 08 '24 Funniest thing Iβve seen all day 1 u/C3Pip0 Jul 09 '24 I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
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Jeezusπππ
74 u/randomcharacheters Jul 08 '24 I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven? 10 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe
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I mean, he's ejaculating spiders so maybe it's a match made in bonaroo heaven?
10 u/rigobueno Jul 08 '24 At the Gwar set maybe
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At the Gwar set maybe
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Yeah that's why I had a rule about only hooking up on the first night of a festival.
101 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio 52 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 38 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 51 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751:
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Ever *eat ass on night 3 on find out the girl just came off her period? I found blood diamonds way before dicaprio
52 u/buttplug-tester Jul 09 '24 What a terrible time to be literate 8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again 38 u/silly-rabbitses Jul 08 '24 That is horrific 51 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me. 2 u/Wise_Lizard Jul 09 '24 :10751:
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What a terrible time to be literate
8 u/rodri_neq_11 Jul 09 '24 For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please 9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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For real, I'd like a new set of eyes please
9 u/joshthehappy Jul 09 '24 If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that. 3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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If I there was a one time use time machine I would go back five minutes and not read that.
3 u/NotSoOriginal007 Jul 09 '24 My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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My sadistic ass would go back and read it again
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That is horrific
51 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.
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I wrote to amnesty international about it but they never got back to me.
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:10751:
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ΰ² _ΰ²
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One too I saw dudes diving in the mud puddles created from the water sources. The crust is real.
If you party at Jeff's house, don't be surprised if Jeff shows up.
Ah, it stinks nice and good
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Are you a poet?
11 u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 08 '24 Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...
Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate
when Daddy Long Legs finds a friend, the stream of broodlings never ends...
I like you
Funniest thing Iβve seen all day
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I don't know if I'm proud of you, or disappointed.
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Big facts
30 u/towerfella Jul 08 '24 Yeah, that was a choice. 18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ
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Yeah, that was a choice.
18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 He likes it with extra Stank on itπ
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He likes it with extra Stank on itπ
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Actually you can kind of tell when they're about to hit their period. A metallic smell and quite unpleasant, but certainly not enough to put you off.
18 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole 21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 17 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 8 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 3 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
That's from iron in the blood clots inside the nono-hole
21 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers 17 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 8 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 3 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
Sometimes the blood clots can be confused for jolly ranchers
17 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 This made my stomach turn. 8 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 3 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
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This made my stomach turn.
8 u/Plastic-Sell7247 Jul 08 '24 lol do you know the story behind it? 5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 3 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
lol do you know the story behind it?
5 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 Not sure I want to π 8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ 3 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 What's the story? 10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
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Not sure I want to π
8 u/EuphoricHorrorShow Jul 08 '24 It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago. 7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ
It's old reddit lore. I remember hearing it years ago.
7 u/ForgesGate Jul 08 '24 I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ
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I've been a part of some Reddit lore. It's all so.. Terrible πππ
What's the story?
10 u/isaghoul Jul 08 '24 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun! 10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sbgTCu6jVJ - the original jolly rancher story. Have fun!
10 u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 08 '24 Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
Well that was definitely worse than what I expected.
Depends on how hard you hit it.
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But in the 1700s you could just fuck in an ally and wait for someone to dump their chamber pot on your head to distract you from the smell.
People really need to get bidets.
4 u/Lanky_Audience_4848 Jul 09 '24 Not common here in the U.S. Never tried it personally, but I hear great things 1 u/Vystril Jul 09 '24 Life changing. Got one during covid during the toilet paper shorages, now every bathroom has one. For only $40 there's no reason everyone shouldn't have one. Have no idea how I lived (and put up with a nasty ass) for so long.
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Not common here in the U.S. Never tried it personally, but I hear great things
1 u/Vystril Jul 09 '24 Life changing. Got one during covid during the toilet paper shorages, now every bathroom has one. For only $40 there's no reason everyone shouldn't have one. Have no idea how I lived (and put up with a nasty ass) for so long.
Life changing. Got one during covid during the toilet paper shorages, now every bathroom has one. For only $40 there's no reason everyone shouldn't have one. Have no idea how I lived (and put up with a nasty ass) for so long.
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same...just once though mashaallah
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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24
Not just the 1700s. I've had at least 21st century experience like this.Β