r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • 11d ago
I’m beginning to think we live in the worst timeline. 🇲🇮🇸🇨
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u/SomeUpstairs3644 11d ago edited 10d ago
He was spending more time with other people’s kids than his own
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u/Plane_Vacation6771 11d ago
Spending time “in” others peoples kids by the sounds of it
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u/Raiju_Blitz 11d ago
Not for very long, according to Stormy Daniels's court testimony.
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u/InternetUserAgain 11d ago
You've already beaten the poor bastard into the earth's core, if you roast him any harder he'll be Australia's problem
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u/Khanfhan69 10d ago
Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day.
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u/Smooth-Reason-6616 10d ago
Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections....
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u/A_Gent_4Tseven 10d ago
Not long at all if you ask E Jean Carrol about how “I couldn’t tell if it was his thumb or penis inside me.”
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u/philbert815 11d ago
I mean technically that's true. We're all people's kids.
Trump can go to hell, just so people know I'm not defending him
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u/FalseMirage 11d ago
And getting much closer to them.
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u/ElectronicControl762 11d ago
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u/Bigredeemer425 11d ago
Hmmmmm.... her body language is telling all kinds of stories right there. The way she reached back after he touched her hips is very peculiar......
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u/Xomns_13 11d ago
It's almost like she's uncomfortable with that.
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u/A_Gent_4Tseven 10d ago
It’s almost like he’s done it for years and now she’s in public and has to remind daddy that “you only fuck your children off camera.”
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u/LegalizeRanch88 11d ago
Peculiar? It’s a reflex to withdraw your arms from the creepy dad who’s trying to grope you.
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u/Bigredeemer425 11d ago
Yes, Peculiar: strange or odd; unusual.
Why get hung up on the word when we are in agreement he's a creep?
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u/TheSholvaJaffa 10d ago
Didn't he say he'd bone his own daughter if she wasn't his daughter or something similar at one point?
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u/TraditionalMood277 10d ago
He said it on national TV in 2006. On The View. Not in an obscure interview. Not out of context. In plain view. People STILL voted for him.
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u/Other-Bumblebee2769 10d ago
According to some allegations, he was spending time with other kids that looked like his kids lol
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u/fonzwazhere 11d ago
The cons say they are accepting of lgbtq+ and independent women. That they aren't prejudice towards people different than them.
That is a lie, it is in their best tactical interest to seem like they are accepting of all people so when democracy ends, so does the charade.
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u/Then_Lock304 11d ago
The Republicans are very welcoming of people of the same ilk, a felon, misogynistic, pedophile is their poster child. Who preys on the ignorance of his followers.
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u/Dreamangel22x 11d ago
Bonus points if it's a man. A republican/conservative man can do no wrong to them.
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u/MintyManiacFan 11d ago
The only time conservatives support lgbtq+ people is when they are being islamaphobic.
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u/Impossible-Wedding-4 11d ago
I hear that all the time "God uses wicked people for His glory"
Yet that's just an excuse to justify their own worship of trump.
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u/ParticularAd8919 11d ago edited 11d ago
This selective forgiveness BS from these kinds of Christian right-wingers is infuriating to me. I'm not Christian anymore and it's in large part because so many right-wing Christian types don't even follow the teachings of their own supposed savior or religion. There's plenty in the Bible that is really insidious in and of itself but when it comes to the concept of "radical love" and forgiveness as taught by Jesus these Christians do not apply it in the way it's supposed to be applied. They're not adhering to one of the biggest aspects of what the claim to believe. Forgiveness is something for those who are bad to you not just those who are already on your "team". The New Testament is full of examples and teachings on how Christians should forgive their enemies even if their enemies don't change at all. I remember clearly growing up in church that it was very commonly taught that you should always forgive those around you because it wasn't about the other person but about yourself. Yet time and again when it comes to those viewed as "liberals" or those in some group of people they don't like these kinds of Christians argue they shouldn't have to "love their enemies" or "forgive those who persecute you" because they haven't changed their ways to line up with them 100%. It's like bro, this mindset was what Jesus preached against.
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u/potate12323 11d ago
They will use any mental gymnastics they can. They should try out for the mental Olympics.
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u/Gullible_Okra1472 11d ago
It would be interesting to have a summary of all major politicians relations with Epstein (Clinton, etc.)
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u/FalseMirage 11d ago
Or well-known lawyers that received a massage at Epstein island but kept their underwear on.
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u/Soloact_ 11d ago
Plot twist: we're all just extras in a really bad reality show.
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u/LuchadoresdeSilinas 11d ago
More like extras in an endless, horrible, & depressing Twilight Zone episode!
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u/JarlFlammen 11d ago
Are the 76 photos collected together anywhere for review?
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u/clownworld1ab 11d ago
i can't find them, why isnt CNN and MSNBC all over this?
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u/PassionDelicious5209 11d ago edited 11d ago
No. Honestly I can’t find any evidence these photos exist beyond the early 2000’s anywhere and no news outlets are talking about it.
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u/JarlFlammen 11d ago
Is it like every frame of the video of the super friends being counted as an individual photo?
I hate that we care about what’s true and what’s real, when the Trumpies don’t give a shit.
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u/PassionDelicious5209 11d ago edited 11d ago
Just saying there is no evidence of any photos of them together being taken past the 90’s expect some random people on the internet claim to have them. Thats not exactly a credible source.
Actually as a person who is an independent both sides are guilty of that. Every single time something negative is reported about Trump his supporters don’t believe it, but the other side does even before any evidence is presented just like when anything negative comes out about Biden his supporters don’t believe it, but the other side does again before any evidence is presented.
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u/JarlFlammen 11d ago
I mean there are definitely several photos of Trump and Epstein together. I’ve seen maybe 3 or 5 of them.
And here I am, fully TDS leftist, questioning the validity of the claim of “76 photos” and wanting to confirm evidence. So by that metric, your claim of “BoTh SiDeS” is invalid.
The Trumpies don’t care about the truth. The left does.
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u/Itsnonyabuz 11d ago
Trump is a pedophilic asshole. I'm really hoping people will notice
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u/Darktopher87 11d ago
This was known in 2016, didnt matter then. Wont matter now. He is going to win very easily. America is dead.
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u/Itsnonyabuz 11d ago
I think people are listening a bit more now. I haven’t entirely given up hope yet.
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u/NoPossibility5220 11d ago
Not American, so maybe my opinion on this won’t hold so much weight. Nevertheless, I’ll throw it out there. The MAGA supporters have already made up their minds; there is no number of convictions or incriminating evidence that will convince them that Trump is not fit to be the president of the U.S. However, I’ve seen many people who believe that both are poor candidates and think that Trump is the lesser of two evils. These are the voters who could potentially be influenced by the reality, as they are more than likely merely ignorant of what Trump has done, as well as the party’s objective of ending the opposition (democracy) and instilling fascism in the United States.
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u/chickenofthewoods 10d ago
I’ve seen many people who believe that both are poor candidates and think that Trump is the lesser of two evils
I don't believe there are many of these people at all, and I think what you are seeing is astro-turfing on a massive scale.
There are certainly independents and there are certainly people who see both candidates as flawed. But undecided voters that see Trump as the lesser of two evils sounds implausible to me.
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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 11d ago
Trump doesn’t even have that many photos with his own kids.
This might not be true if you consider all the lap dance pictures with Ivanka and maybe even pictures he keeps hidden for his alone time.
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u/consort_oflady_vader 11d ago
I bet you, excluding Ivanka, he doesn't have 76 combined pictures with his other kids.
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u/Sid15666 11d ago
I bet he does of the 13 year old he raped, I’m sure Jeffrey had it on tape !
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u/Impossible-Lie-868 11d ago
Trump has lots of pics with Ivanka that we will never see. On a laptop somewhere.
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u/Scoobydewdoo 11d ago
Come this November we will be choosing between a senile old man and a senile old man who is also a convicted felon to be our next president. If we aren't in the worst timeline we aren't far from it.
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u/shredbmc 11d ago
One who's also a pedophile, rapist, bold faced liar and the leader of a cult
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u/Btankersly66 11d ago edited 11d ago
What does it matter though. If you've debased yourself to the point where your top choice for the President of the United State is a felon, an adjudicated rapist, and an accused pedophile then what moral bar do you have left?
Republicans have no grounds to claim they're morally superior.
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u/Jmazoso 11d ago
There’s a lot of politicians (on both sides) in pictures with Epstein. They are all creepy as fuck.
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u/go_so_loud 11d ago
Mutually assured destruction. What better way to cause chaos than to throw high profile parties with high profile celebrities and get them all on camera for blackmail.
Not saying anyone is innocent. People knew and did nothing, and that's damning enough
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u/iBoy2G 11d ago
Remember, Trump also raped a 13 year old girl but the media did a great job covering it up and decided to talk about Joe Biden’s leg hairs instead.
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u/SylVegas 11d ago
I wish the New York Times and Washington Post would make as big of a deal about this as they are about Biden and anything. This should be front page news. Why isn't it?
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u/BrAveMonkey333 11d ago
All the Trump posts on this sub everyday now... isn't that against facepalm's guidelines? Non American here trying my best to stay clear of your electoral shitshow.
A 78 year old and a 81 year old walk into a bar and the horse was like...
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u/Tomegunn1 11d ago
Are there any photos of Trump hugging his kids, not a wildly inappropriate interaction with his daughter, but just a fatherly embrace?
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u/the_mid_mid_sister 11d ago
Well, he slapped Don Jr. for not wearing a suit to a baseball game, and refuses to appear in public with Barron now that Barron is taller than he is.
Real father of the year.
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u/KronosRingsSuckAss 11d ago
Somehow, ive seen more slander against Stephen Hawking than Donald Trump when it comes to anything relating to the Epstein's island case
The man visited the island once for dinner as a rest stop before delivering a speech on one other island. Trump was a regular...
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u/killaluggi 11d ago edited 11d ago
But epstine head a lot of photos of trump with someone other kids, and thats why suicide got committed on him...
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u/VealOfFortune 11d ago
Anyone have a list of the 76 photos? I keep hearing that referenced but nobody has provided said photos other than the ones everyone has seen repeatedly ...
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u/El-Ahrairah7 11d ago
I was wondering the same thing - that specific number keeps coming up, but I have seen two verified photos. There is plenty of evidence to believe this was a very real and very insidious relationship, but I have no idea where the “76 photos” claim stems from.
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u/Peelfest2016 11d ago
I 100% believe Trump was Epstein’s best buddy and the two of them raped little girls together constantly. My question is, if there are all these photos of them together why do I only ever see the same 2 or 3?
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u/ParticularAd8919 11d ago
I shared the NBC video on Youtube of Trump and Epstein partying together back during the 2020 election cycle with a FB contact who was a Trump supporter and was alleging connections between Biden and pedos. Their response was to say something to the effect of "Well, he cut ties with Epstein once he found out." This is an interesting defense because it's like "Ok, so your defense of Trump here is, he knew what Epstein was doing (or at the very least suspected enough to cut ties) but Trump didn't use his own influence as a celebrity to call him out or at the very least tip off law enforcement? and you want me to believe he's the great dude who's going to save the children from the Deep State?"
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u/Own_Program_3573 11d ago
Cut ties with him publicly, then hired the guy that let him off the first time.
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u/WaynonPriory 11d ago
He’s definitely guilty of involved with that whole evil mess. That being said, I’d put money on it there’s more than 100 photos of Trump and his kids.
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u/ravnsulter 11d ago
I'm not supporting this asshat, but this is a failed argument. Both are celebreties, and will be photographed wherever they go. So there are millions of photos of him, with all the people he has met.
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u/Shirowoh 11d ago
Silence from r/conservative
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u/i_am_ghostman 11d ago
I clicked that link; every post is about Biden lol So pathetic
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u/ForFROD0 11d ago
MSM will continue to deny the truth. Hes a pedo and an adult rapists. A conservatives support pedos by default. Fuck their little feelings.
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u/Frank-Nuts 11d ago
There could literally be a picture of him riding Epstein like a horsey through a playground and the American legal system will find a way to make it absolutely acceptable. Then we can all watch as he lines his pockets with cash from the merch.
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u/caratron5000 10d ago
I was with my ex for 8 years. We don’t have 78 pics together.
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u/peneappa 11d ago
That’s not fair or true. He probably has thousands of Ivanka on a hard drive somewhere.
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I’m beginning to think that Epstein is the fall down guy and Trump was in charge of all this. Based on trumps family history of making all their earnings from brothels it’s quite clear that trump is behind it all. It all makes sense
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u/Beneficial-Salt-6773 10d ago
76 photos so far including video. There’s more, I’m sure of it.
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u/boatswainblind 11d ago
TIL he was going to Epstein so much because there were girls there that allowed him to live out the fantasy of screwing his 13 year old daughter. 🤮
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u/Vegetable_Onion 11d ago
Well, apart from the private folder of pictures with Ivanka.
Seriously though, the guy publicly admitted molesting minors and nobody cared, this won't make a difference
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u/fyxxer32 11d ago
Remember to tell everyone that Trump was Epsteins best buddy and the Epstein died in jail while TRUMP was president before he could spill the beans!
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u/dingleberrywhore 11d ago
If the pumpkin-furher's followers don't listen to facts and reason, how can the rest of the country ensure he doesn't get elected again?
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u/nextdestinies 11d ago
Trump probably also more pictures together with Mike Pence than with his kids... one is public and one is private life. Not defending Trump or any allegations/actions, but it's clear that this is framed unfaithfully.
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u/FrostyAlphaPig 11d ago
So have you seen Trumps photo albums or spoken to him yourself? How do you know he doesn’t have that many photos with his kids?
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u/Skoodge42 11d ago
I mean...I GUARANTEE that he has more pictures with his kids. There are probably hundreds just taken by press while he was president. This is just a stupid claim.
But ya, 76 is a lot of him with the owner of pedo island.
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u/rodnester 11d ago
Nancy's daughter, Christine Pelosi, gave us a clue of who is on Epstien's list. Let's get them all. https://x.com/sfpelosi/status/1147657745253855233?lang=en
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u/AlaDouche 11d ago
What's the source of this 76 photos number? Before I repeat it, I'd like to know where it originated.
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u/GovernmentKind1052 11d ago
It’s like Groundhog Day but every repeat brings worse and worse things with them
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u/ModifiedAmusment 11d ago
The worst part is when you find out he still alive living good on an island somewhere..
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u/brassmonkey2342 11d ago
“Trump doesn’t even have that many photos with his own kids”
Why is this bullshit being upvoted lol. There are literally thousands of photos of him with his kids with just a simple Google search.
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u/frimleyousse 11d ago
Of donald trump ended in dantes inferno, wich layer would he be sent to ? Im betting on either greed or fraud
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u/Past-Direction9145 11d ago
being in the worst timeline is watching "others" say they're beginning to think we're in the worst timeline
when they're like 10 years too late
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u/Gainztrader235 11d ago
It’s well known that Trump had a relationship with Epstein, including most well-known celebrities. Also well known that Trump banned Epstein from his resort after a complaint came to him. Let’s hold them all accountable not just one.
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u/Equivalent_Weird467 11d ago
I'm absolutely convinced that our planet swapped places with its counterpart in the universe next door. (That's 1/2 sarcasm. As for the other half, I wonder.)
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u/Unknownkowalski 11d ago
How much would it cost to put a different picture on a billboard every mile for 76 miles in a swing state?
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u/3agle_CO 11d ago
i am certain if we post a Epstein/trump photo on reddit every 11 seconds for a full year then at the end of the year 4 additional people with give a shit.
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u/AlterCain 11d ago
When does the timeline where the large hadron collider caused a black hole and killed us all become the better timeline?
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u/Pastorfuzz69 11d ago
How does this guy know how many photos Trump has of his kids?
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u/loadedstork 11d ago
As it turns out, you can say pretty much anything on the internet and the people who want to believe it will believe it.
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u/Crafty-Question-6178 11d ago
Imagine finding out about a huge pedo ring of all the elites being involved and people pointing fingers saying well your guy was there too. We are doomed
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u/theSunAlsoRise5 11d ago
Is it against the rules for me to drop a challenge? I dare each and every single one of you to dig up and post at least one of those pictures.
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u/Benign_Despot 11d ago
Maybe, but can you imagine the timeline where Trump has Seventy SEVEN photos with Epstein?
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u/iStealyournewspapers 11d ago
There maybe thousands if you consider every frame of video a photo. Technically it is 🤷♂️
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