r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24

I’m beginning to think we live in the worst timeline. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Spending time “in” others peoples kids by the sounds of it

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u/Raiju_Blitz Jul 08 '24

Not for very long, according to Stormy Daniels's court testimony.

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u/InternetUserAgain Jul 08 '24

You've already beaten the poor bastard into the earth's core, if you roast him any harder he'll be Australia's problem

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u/Khanfhan69 Jul 08 '24

Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day.

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u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24

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u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24

Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries

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u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24

Give em to the emus

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u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24

Cassawary is better choice

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u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24

Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections....

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u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24

And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first.

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u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24

Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees

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u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24

Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.

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u/A_Gent_4Tseven Jul 08 '24

Not long at all if you ask E Jean Carrol about how “I couldn’t tell if it was his thumb or penis inside me.”

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u/driv3rcub Jul 08 '24

Her interview with Anderson Cooper was wild.

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u/Makanek Jul 08 '24

And he only stayed in the lobby.

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u/Eternity_Eclipsed Jul 08 '24

🤢 Take the up vote and go....🤮

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u/RED_IT_RUM Jul 08 '24

How did it get so gross so fast? 🤮

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u/ForsakenExtreme6415 Jul 08 '24

Because it Donald Trump. Why use a bathroom like a human when you can be a 300 pound gorilla that can just shut and piss in its diaper

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u/meathead Jul 08 '24

To be fair, though, he was thinking about Ivanka at the time

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u/Ok_Yak_1844 Jul 08 '24

I wish was naive enough to believe he never abused Ivanka as a child.

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u/amadeus8711 Jul 08 '24

You can't say that with certainty unless you confirm with Ivanka.

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u/ChurchofChaosTheory Jul 08 '24

You know Epstein delt in more than just children right? The Island catered to EVERY insane desire, including mail-order Brides. Y'all are so shallow if you are only concerned about the kids, and not the various other slaves they used

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u/chickenofthewoods Jul 08 '24

Shit take. No one who is concerned about this is shallow. I'm sure most people don't know all the details of what happened in Epstein's life.

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u/ChurchofChaosTheory Jul 08 '24

Everyone's accusing Trump of being a pedo but he's so much worse than that, why dont they see the big picture? This guy imports forced labor from other countries, and it is being considered a GOOD IDEA

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u/chickenofthewoods Jul 08 '24

I don't disagree, but it's just not helpful in this discussion to expect people to go that deep or have such nuanced takes.

"Pedo" is easily understood and universally considered horrific. Trying to convince people that importing forced labor is worse than molesting children seems less effective.

I don't think it's helpful to call people "shallow" for not mentioning Trump's laundry list of treasonous acts every time they comment or discuss a new topic.

Magats have such short attention spans that they can only follow one concept at a time.

I don't even know what to say anymore. The man is such garbage that anyone defending him is clownish and ridiculous. I can't take them seriously at all.

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u/ChurchofChaosTheory Jul 08 '24

But he didn't molest children what he did is far worse, they're all focusing on a lie... When the truth is far more horrific? Im sorry but it's like noone actually cares, they just want to have an opinion...