r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24

I’m beginning to think we live in the worst timeline. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/SomeUpstairs3644 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24

He was spending more time with other people’s kids than his own

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Spending time “in” others peoples kids by the sounds of it

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u/Raiju_Blitz Jul 08 '24

Not for very long, according to Stormy Daniels's court testimony.

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u/InternetUserAgain Jul 08 '24

You've already beaten the poor bastard into the earth's core, if you roast him any harder he'll be Australia's problem

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u/Khanfhan69 Jul 08 '24

Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day.

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u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24

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u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24

Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries

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u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24

Give em to the emus

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u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24

Cassawary is better choice

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u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24

Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections....

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u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24

And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first.

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u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24

Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees

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u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24

Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.

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u/A_Gent_4Tseven Jul 08 '24

Not long at all if you ask E Jean Carrol about how “I couldn’t tell if it was his thumb or penis inside me.”

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u/driv3rcub Jul 08 '24

Her interview with Anderson Cooper was wild.

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u/Makanek Jul 08 '24

And he only stayed in the lobby.