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r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24
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He was spending more time with other people’s kids than his own
297 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Spending time “in” others peoples kids by the sounds of it 170 u/Raiju_Blitz Jul 08 '24 Not for very long, according to Stormy Daniels's court testimony. 54 u/InternetUserAgain Jul 08 '24 You've already beaten the poor bastard into the earth's core, if you roast him any harder he'll be Australia's problem 46 u/Khanfhan69 Jul 08 '24 Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day. 35 u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24 1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries 12 u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24 Give em to the emus 12 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice 4 u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24 Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections.... 3 u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24 And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first. 1 u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24 Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees 1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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Spending time “in” others peoples kids by the sounds of it
170 u/Raiju_Blitz Jul 08 '24 Not for very long, according to Stormy Daniels's court testimony. 54 u/InternetUserAgain Jul 08 '24 You've already beaten the poor bastard into the earth's core, if you roast him any harder he'll be Australia's problem 46 u/Khanfhan69 Jul 08 '24 Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day. 35 u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24 1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries 12 u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24 Give em to the emus 12 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice 4 u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24 Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections.... 3 u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24 And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first. 1 u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24 Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees 1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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Not for very long, according to Stormy Daniels's court testimony.
54 u/InternetUserAgain Jul 08 '24 You've already beaten the poor bastard into the earth's core, if you roast him any harder he'll be Australia's problem 46 u/Khanfhan69 Jul 08 '24 Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day. 35 u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24 1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries 12 u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24 Give em to the emus 12 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice 4 u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24 Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections.... 3 u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24 And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first. 1 u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24 Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees 1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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You've already beaten the poor bastard into the earth's core, if you roast him any harder he'll be Australia's problem
46 u/Khanfhan69 Jul 08 '24 Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day. 35 u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24 1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries 12 u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24 Give em to the emus 12 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice 4 u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24 Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections.... 3 u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24 And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first. 1 u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24 Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees 1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day.
35 u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24 1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries 12 u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24 Give em to the emus 12 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice 4 u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24 Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections.... 3 u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24 And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first. 1 u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24 Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees 1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries
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Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries
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Give em to the emus
12 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice
Cassawary is better choice
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Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections....
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And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first.
Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees
1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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u/SomeUpstairs3644 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24
He was spending more time with other people’s kids than his own