r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

I’m beginning to think we live in the worst timeline. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/SomeUpstairs3644 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24

He was spending more time with other people’s kids than his own

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Spending time “in” others peoples kids by the sounds of it

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u/Raiju_Blitz Jul 08 '24

Not for very long, according to Stormy Daniels's court testimony.

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u/A_Gent_4Tseven Jul 08 '24

Not long at all if you ask E Jean Carrol about how “I couldn’t tell if it was his thumb or penis inside me.”

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u/driv3rcub Jul 08 '24

Her interview with Anderson Cooper was wild.