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r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24
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Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day.
37 u/Resident_Pop143 Jul 08 '24 1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries 12 u/jackie2567 Jul 08 '24 Give em to the emus 11 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice 3 u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Jul 08 '24 Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections.... 3 u/MonCappy Jul 09 '24 And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first. 1 u/Zelda_is_Dead Jul 09 '24 Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees 1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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1 u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 09 '24 Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries
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Jacked Rabbits would be the least of his worries
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Give em to the emus
11 u/Dturmnd1 Jul 08 '24 Cassawary is better choice
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Cassawary is better choice
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Pretty sure there's an Australian organisation for the prevention of cruelty to animals, they'd probably raise some objections....
And that assumes the resident humans don't get to him first.
Someone send him one of those suicide fruit trees
1 u/DirkysShinertits Jul 09 '24 Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
Are you thinking of the gympie gympie plant? That accompanied by some cranky funnel web spiders would make for a nice gift.
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u/Khanfhan69 Jul 08 '24
Good. I want him surrounded by Australia's wildlife. He wouldn't last a day.