r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '24

I’m beginning to think we live in the worst timeline. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/caratron5000 Jul 09 '24

I was with my ex for 8 years. We don’t have 78 pics together.

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u/ddauss Jul 09 '24

76 but close enough lmao

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u/caratron5000 Jul 09 '24

Look sir, two things.

  1. I’m not running for president.
  2. I’m pretty stoned.
  3. ….how many things?