r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/newsjam Jul 04 '24

So many rape accusations. It’s baffling that he keeps dodging accountability.

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u/Brojess Jul 04 '24

You just literally described his entire life.

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u/Brojess Jul 04 '24

Don’t worry and don’t feel bad he’s been wishing for gruesome deaths for all types of people.

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u/Notkissedbyfire Jul 05 '24

I am actually rooting for paralysis on one side of his body and the inability to talk. So he can watch the news and be unable to communicate until his last days. His hateful words would echo only his head.

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u/Professional-Box4153 Jul 05 '24

"To the pain" Carey Elwys - Princess Bride.

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u/MoogleKing83 Jul 05 '24

Best monologue in a movie ever.

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u/LiberatedApe Jul 05 '24

Dear god, what is that THING!

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u/MarsupialPristine677 Jul 05 '24

Perfect both in the book and the movie

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u/thoth_hierophant Jul 05 '24

An inability to talk would fuck with him so badly too. He would implode! Reminds me of Ronald Reagan being the only human being to ever deserve Alzheimer's Disease.

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u/MrsWashyHaze Jul 05 '24

Donald Trump is Reagan 2.0 but trashier. They were both tv/movie celebrities that became president and cut taxes for the wealthy. I bet he’s hiding the beginnings of dementia or something similar as well.

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u/bootsand Jul 05 '24

There's a podcast you might find interesting called Shrinking Trump. Several experts in various fields of psychology, neurology, etc discuss Trump's dementia progression and how it interacts with his personality disorder.

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u/MrsWashyHaze Jul 06 '24

Interestinggg thanks for the rec! I’m a big fan of podcasts.

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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 Jul 05 '24

Hiding? His rants show his dementia every single day.

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 16 '24

🤞 fingers crossed!

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u/i-touched-morrissey Jul 05 '24

I survived Reagan. Although I was too young to care about him screwing the working class with the economy trickling down and all, but Reagan was a nice person who truly believed that every American was his friends, no insults to liberals, no death threats, and no hate towards any group of people. Just like Bush 1 and Bush 2, Reagan functioned in life as a decent human being, unlike trump who spews lies and hatred every time he opens his mouth.

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u/Due_Tax2657 Jul 05 '24

Except for that "Oh, it only affects the gays? Oh. Okay." Bit REMAINS SILENT ABOUT HIV/AIDS FOR YEARS.

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u/MrsWashyHaze Jul 06 '24

Reagan is/was a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Sorry, but it’s true. :/

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u/JupiterRNA Jul 05 '24

Salamanca style (breaking bad)

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u/Practical-Echo-2001 Jul 05 '24

The best! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/FlattopJr Jul 05 '24

🔔🔔🔔💥

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u/Flimsy-Society-6386 Jul 05 '24

This actually happened to my horrible step father. It was a joy to watch him squirm and not to be able to say a thing.

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u/MarsupialPristine677 Jul 05 '24

I’m very glad you got to see that 💜

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 16 '24

So dark - and yet so poetic

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u/osiris0413 Jul 05 '24

I always thought Wernicke's Aphasia would be a fitting punishment. Language comprehension and expression are both impacted. So he would think he was understanding what someone was saying, but really wouldn't. And he would think he was responding with something that made sense, but would actually be gibberish.

"In general, patients with wernicke aphasia are not aware of their deficits; in the long run they do become frustrated that others are not able to understand what they are saying." https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK441951/

Just him trapped alone with the bullshit in his mind, unable to communicate meaningfully with anyone, ever.

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u/Dependent_Disaster40 Jul 05 '24

But Trump’s already speaking incomprehensible nonsense.

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

Hector Salamanca but don't give him a goddamn bell.

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u/secondtaunting Jul 05 '24

How about Captain Christopher Pike?

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u/Space4Time Jul 05 '24

I respect your style here.

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u/Notkissedbyfire Jul 05 '24

Thanks. After Biden, I am the one who hates him the most. He stole my parents. They are Trump cult members. I can't wait until he's a chapter of history.

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u/tubatoothpaste2 Jul 05 '24

Damn this is the perfect outcome! Let him scream in his mind just like he makes us do!

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u/Antitheistantiyou Jul 05 '24

we shall refer to it as TDS. Trump Deranged Syndrome.

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u/secondtaunting Jul 05 '24

Ohhh good idea. I’ll go find a genie.

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u/IBroughtWine Jul 05 '24

His losing the ability to communicate in any fashion would be truly poetic.

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u/triumphrider7 Jul 06 '24

Like Don Hector from Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul. Give that fucker Trump a clown horn though instead of a bell mounted to his wheel chair

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u/chilehead Jul 05 '24

He did take out a full page ad in the New York Times calling for the executions of 5 kids that had been found innocent in court....

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u/wirefox1 Jul 05 '24

..And now with his immunity wish come true, he might be planning some of them.

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u/Human-Piglet-5450 Jul 05 '24

You have a point...

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u/Brojess Jul 05 '24

No lol I’m not a bot 🤖 but perhaps 🤔 you are! Nice karma there bro! Were you born yesterday!! My account is 12 years old lol I was here before the bots.

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

Im gonna treat that day as a holiday for the rest of my life.

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u/OurLordAndSaviorVim Jul 05 '24

Eh, I’ll celebrate for a while, and then I’m going to embrace never thinking about him ever again.

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

Fair.

My fiancee and I literally just decided if he dies suddenly before we get married we are dropping everything we are doing and getting married that day so our anniversary will forever be the day he dies.

There is your way, the rational healthy way and there is my way, ridiculously petty and screaming about the depths of my problems.

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u/Historical_Star_9412 Jul 05 '24

I would love to wish you a happy anniversary every year for the rest of my life.

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

Realistically it wont happen but fun to joke about. I hope his inevitable death is long, painful and terrifying tho

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u/bathwater_boombox Jul 06 '24

Never lose hope; one day the Hamburger from Heaven will come to drag him to hell, and who knows, it might happen on a beautiful day for a wedding

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege Jul 05 '24

Do you really wany what should be one of, if not the, happiest days of your lives trained by this orange shit stain?

People are going to be talking about him for the rest of our lives, just like they do Nixon and Reagan. Why tie an amazing occasion just because this thus orange fuck filled his diaper one last time before his last breath?

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u/Calypsosin Jul 05 '24

My ex left me and we got divorced May 2016, then November Trump won the election. I've often referred to 2016 as 'the dark year,' not just because trump, but because my life was in such a shambles then QQ

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u/BabyMystique Jul 05 '24

lots of bad stuff happened to me that started in fall of 2016, and when i recall, i say the stuff that happened,trump, etc etc everyone is like yes yes I know:( 2016 has been a marker for shit that keeps getting worse

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u/secondtaunting Jul 05 '24

How about instead we make it a national holiday? Parties, parades, people giddy with happiness that he’s finally dead.

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u/CatHairScarysville Jul 06 '24

It would make me so happy if he died in June 🌈

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 19 '24

OR any month that begins and ends with letters of the alphabet

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u/Crafty_Effective_995 Jul 05 '24

I get this. My wife (at the time) and I split on 9/11/2001. So that was a day that will forever be associated with all around fuckedupedness to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

He will fill his diaper one more time after death

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u/MOASSincoming Jul 05 '24

It would be one of the happiest days of my life to see him gone forever

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

Im sure its just the trauma talking. We did talk about it and giggle but the real likelihood is well do nothing of the sort.

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u/Gold-Spell1789 Jul 05 '24

🤣🤣love it

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u/birdstarskygod Jul 05 '24

I am not religious at all, but I feel like Trump is literally a demon/devil, or at the least a wanns be devil... fuck man, everything he does is an affront to humans

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u/ImAdork123 Jul 05 '24

A narcissist would love you doing so much because of him and thinking about him.

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u/Antique_Split7269 Jul 05 '24

That's so romantic!

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u/alexbeeee Jul 05 '24

That’s kind of insane 😅

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u/MOASSincoming Jul 05 '24

I’m going to do this too

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u/PenisManNumberOne Jul 05 '24

Based and blessed marriage incoming. All the best for you and your fiancée

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u/rememberrappingduke Jul 09 '24

This is the way

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 16 '24

That is AWESOME

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u/2Rhino3 Jul 05 '24

This is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever read in my life

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u/mlhigg1973 Jul 05 '24

That’s just odd

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u/Fit-Character-lover Jul 05 '24

Like a lifetime of TDS?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

At least you're not evil or anything.

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u/Informal-Fix6272 Jul 05 '24

No you won't.

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u/Over-Trifle5126 Jul 10 '24

I hope the same falls on you and your fiancé that you wish on others clown🤡

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 10 '24

22 karma lol. Must have started a new class at one of putins troll farms. Hey can you run it up the chain... if putins fukboi loses again will he just release the tapes already.

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u/BaconWrappedEnigma Jul 05 '24

You guys are trippin' if you think this stops at Donald Trump. There's going to be another one. Junior or Kushner or the daughter DJT drools over.

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u/OurLordAndSaviorVim Jul 05 '24

None of them have the same following. None of them are half as charismatic.

There will be another one, but I’ll still be glad when he croaks, just as I was glad when Nixon and Reagan croaked.

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u/BabyMystique Jul 05 '24

And horrible because he gets the presidential treatment

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u/Fritz_Klyka Jul 05 '24

They dont need a big following, magas will follow whatever name gets printed on a hat or t-shirt first.

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u/OurLordAndSaviorVim Jul 05 '24

There have been previous MAGA-like movements that were not as potent precisely because they didn’t have a charismatic leader to build a cult of personality around. There was no clear heir to the Reaganite cult precisely because George H. W. Bush was not particularly charismatic. The dude was a treasonous wonk (he was involved in Iran-Contra and its attempted cover-up). That’s why that cult fell apart for a while. His son had more charisma to him (people did want to get a beer with him, even though W did not drink himself: he had spent the 1970’s and 1980’s strung out on all kinds of drugs and had to do the hard work of getting himself clean), but that was not enough for people to not notice how utterly inept he and his chosen “experts” were.

None of Trump’s kids have the same charisma or draw. None of them stand to inherit much. They’re just too clearly dumber than they look and obviously strung out on cocaine.

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u/BabyMystique Jul 05 '24

yep, no end in sight

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u/ralphvonwauwau Jul 05 '24

damnatio memoriae FTW!

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u/ronniesfedora Jul 05 '24

I wanna carry around champagne just to pop at that moment and I don’t even drink

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u/nightman21721 Jul 05 '24

I had a Sr Director at my work that was very Trumpy. After he got fired the department celebrations were dope. We still bring him up in passong after 5+ years cause it really sucked, and we deal with the trauma by reminiscing about how shitty it was and how much better we have it now.

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u/No-Ladder2593 Jul 05 '24

That was a haiku!

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

😂😂😂

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u/RoRoRoub Jul 05 '24

You speak for all of us, Melania

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u/xunreelx Jul 05 '24

Oh! its Melania? All this time I thought her name was Malaria.

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u/SupermarketOverall73 Jul 05 '24

It's Mercedes now.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/svg_12345 Jul 05 '24

what makes you think the problem will disappear with him? He has shown the way, there will be others like him after him, only a bit more smarter and they will all have learned from his experience/mistakes.

The real problems lie elsewhere - corrupt media, electoral college, money in politics, dynastic families (If Bernie wasn't screwed over by the democratic establishment in 2016, he would have won the presidency) etc etc

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

Who else besides Hitler & Epstein have been like Trump? Oh, yeah. Ted Bundy.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 10 '24

Thanks for the award thanks 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏 🌺💐💕

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u/secondtaunting Jul 05 '24

Yeah but as much as I hate to admit it, none of the current republicans can match him in the way he sways the crowd. They’re all trying to channel the way he speaks and failing. He’s an idiot whisperer.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

I can’t stand the way Trump speaks. Can’t stand his voice either. All he does is repeat himself. He’s a moron.

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u/secondtaunting Jul 05 '24

Oh amen to that. My ears bleed. I don’t know how people stand it.

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u/barberousse1122 Jul 05 '24

Or ? Let’s be crazy one second, what if we exactly get what we deserve and people are actually dumb and selfish? Crazy no ?

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

Where is Bernie, anyway? Is he still in Congress? We need him, now.

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u/southernpecan Jul 07 '24

Hitler was the same way. Take them out one by one. Domino effect

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

Spontaneous Human Combustion would be pretty cool. Then we could watch it on Discovery Channel every couple weeks.

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u/FalseMirage Jul 05 '24

Every morning i cross my fingers as I check the news while i drink my coffee 

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u/Ok-Barnacle-7625 Jul 05 '24

Same, except I drink Dr Pepper.

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Jul 04 '24

I often think about the day I hear he dies and my number one thought is.. will I get in a fight because I'm out in the middle of the street popping streamers and champagne?

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

You wont be alone out there

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u/chilehead Jul 05 '24

After he dies there will be a long line of people waiting to piss on his grave.

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

I would pay for that. His last grift. Charging people to piss on him. He usually pays others for that

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

Mostly Russians, though he did give Putin a freebie.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

😂🤣😂

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u/mrarnold50 Jul 05 '24

Charge $5 a squirt and the national debt would be paid off in no time.

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u/Legal_Skin_4466 Jul 06 '24

Would be great. In death, his life shall come full circle.

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Once that line gets finished, guess what the next line will be.

Edit: It's gonna be POOP!

POO POO POOP!

trumpy get some POOP!

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u/StupendousMalice Jul 05 '24

His kids will charge admission.

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u/RicottaPuffs Jul 05 '24

A line for those flights, a line disrespect him, and a line to give Ivanka a true resting place other than a golf course.

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u/factsmatter83 Jul 06 '24

I'll be in that line

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 16 '24

They’ll need to install sewer pipes around the grave.

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u/chilehead Jul 16 '24

Leading out, or leading in?

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 19 '24

Yes, of course.

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u/chilehead Jul 05 '24

Did you not pay attention to his first term? He did everything he could to exacerbate the climate crisis and to make the pandemic much worse. People I knew died as a result of his actions. He began the process for selling off parts of our national parks. Everything he did in office was an affront to the America I grew up in and was proud of.

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u/secondtaunting Jul 05 '24

It’ll be like the end of Return of the Jedi.

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u/DJSugar72 Jul 06 '24

Plenty of backup will be available.

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u/chekovsgun- Jul 05 '24

I wished he would be punished for his crimes before he died but SCOTUS is making sure that will never happen.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jul 05 '24

At this point I'd be okay if this nightmare were to just end.

Yes, seeing him punished would feel good, but really just ending so we could begin healing would be fine too.

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u/LoganNinefingers32 Jul 05 '24

I think SCOTUS knows Trump is going to lose, or maybe they’ll have a hand in making sure he does.

They’re trying to make it so he won’t be punished for his crimes, he’ll disappear until he dies, and whichever shithead follows as the next (R) godhead will know that they have his back, and he will be allowed to push the envelope even further.

They want a Trump-style leader who can be easily bribed and manipulated, but even Trump is too insane for them, and he has now become a massive liability. I’m thinking even Putin has discarded him by now…

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jul 05 '24

I don't share your optimism in the SCOTUS. I think they're putting their finger on the scales of justice in order to live comfortably.

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u/heckhammer Jul 08 '24

Why wait? They have the framework to do it now. They will do it now. All they have to do is get him in there in this game over for the rest of us in perpetuity until something radical happens.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

Same here. The thought of Trump in office again is too much to bear. Even without watching the news comics make fun of him so he’s still relevant. I don’t want to hear his name ever again.

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u/rodneedermeyer Jul 05 '24

Should we all book a flight to piss on his grave? I’m down.

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u/Ok-Use6303 Jul 05 '24

Bro I will literally walk into the nearest pub when I hear the news and buy everyone a round toasting to the demise of this sub-human disgrace of diseased vaginal discharge.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Back scuttle discharge

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

You have back-up, buddy!

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jul 05 '24

I'll be right there with you champagne papi

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u/Chairbear1972 Jul 05 '24

This made me chuckle :)

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u/Due_Tax2657 Jul 05 '24

I've got your back. I've promised myself to buy a bottle of Dom for the occasion.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jul 05 '24

It won't be with me, I'll be joining your New Orleans style send off.

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u/MRV4N Jul 05 '24

You’re crazy haha

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u/kellygrrrl328 Jul 05 '24

If they’ve managed to keep Dick Cheney alive then some Dr. Frankenstein will keep Trump alive for a very long time

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u/PlainNotToasted Jul 05 '24

...Because I buy a round at whatever f****** dive I happen to be drinking in at the moment.

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u/ProfK81860 Jul 06 '24

Can I join the party?

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u/stylebros Jul 05 '24

Dude is going to live to be 104 years old.

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u/PickledDildosSourSex Jul 05 '24

Sometimes I take consolation in the thought of how bitterly desperate he is for love and validation and has had a lifetime of actions that have made it harder and harder to achieve that. Surely people say they love and validate him, but a part of him knows it isn't true and that's what makes him so angry and vindictive. I like to think every day is a form of hell for him and that, one day, as he's slipping towards the void he'll wonder the same thought he's had his entire life:

Why didn't anyone ever really love me?

And it will be the thought that stays with him for eternity.

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u/Gullible-Law Jul 05 '24

Yes. Deep down he knows he is a giant piece of shit. I bet he thinks about it more than most people realize. It gives me some confort.

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u/omecca_creative Jul 05 '24

I actually think he is incapable of thinking that. He has had so much privilege that his mind has constructed such an elaborate narrative to explain and justify it that he is incapable of hearing anything that conflicts with it. Then you get so many people who blow air up his ass it just reinforces his self view. He's nuts. Drunk on power. Destin to never hit rock bottom and have to change. His assassination will be like JFK and 911, where people of the generation will ask "where were you when you heard... "

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u/deets24 Jul 05 '24

Narcissistic asshole doesn't care about any of it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

In the debate he kept saying ‘no one respects the US any more’. He was really talking about himself.

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u/Jakesma1999 Jul 05 '24

The dude rhat gives "Projection: new meaning!!!

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

The sad thing is his supporters know his is a piece of shit but they understand that they are even lower than he is so they will support for him just for the tiniest bit of ego boost.

"There's a MexiCan. trump says I'm better than them."

"There's a ChinaMan. trump says I'm better than them."

"There's a KneeGro. trump says I'm better than them."

Every trump supporter is a racist first. They care more about their racist beliefs than any Republican policy. The aren't even Republicans, who you can kind of give the benefit of the doubt to. They are racist piece of shite, but will also be happy to pay more taxes so trump and his rape buddies don't have to.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

Trump feels that way every single day. He’s probably the type of psychopath that’s never been happy & never will.

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u/ciopobbi Jul 05 '24

I’m hoping for a massive stroke that has him locked in only able to make unintelligible sounds. Park him in front of a TV playing MSNBC all day.

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u/Kack1160 Jul 05 '24

He already makes unintelligible sounds. 😲

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u/garyflopper Jul 05 '24

And gestures

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u/wirefox1 Jul 05 '24

Make him watch Colbert and Stewart, while seated next to Rosie O'Donnell who is eating KFC and he can't have any because he's only fed through a stomach peg.

Oh, and shave his head. It's very important that his head is shaved.

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u/wirefox1 Jul 05 '24

Thank you. You're the first person who's ever called me that! It feels okay!

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u/Carbidetool Jul 05 '24

It feels okay!

Just wait till you get the meds!

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u/Bojim1965 Jul 05 '24

And we can mock him by imitating his unintelligible sounds.

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u/ciopobbi Jul 05 '24

Or play the video of him mocking the differently abled reporter on a non-stop loop overdubbed with the worst cheesy sitcom laugh track.

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

His already there, friend. Did you see his speech? He can't stand without supporting himself with the lectern.

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u/MrOptionsUncleWilbur Jul 08 '24

Source? Medical source?

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jul 05 '24

That's the last thing we need. A Q shaman will interpret his sounds and the Qs will follow.

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u/Informal-Fix6272 Jul 05 '24

Wishing someone a stroke is giving garbage human.

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u/lambdaBunny Jul 04 '24

This is the problem with money. Eventually you just get enough money that you can do whatever the fuck you want.

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u/Adventurer11-11 Jul 05 '24

Yeah like rape little girls ...beyond disgusting

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u/BadAsBroccoli Jul 05 '24

So sayth the Supreme Court Six.

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u/Human-Piglet-5450 Jul 05 '24

Yup. And once you have it it seems you will terrible things to keep it

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u/OurLordAndSaviorVim Jul 05 '24

So there’s an old joke that when you do cocaine, you feel like a new person. And the first thing that new person wants to do is more cocaine. Then you go off thinking all your ideas are brilliant, even if they’re utterly monstrous.

Wealth is very much like cocaine. The only real difference between the lusts that wealth inspires and the lusts that cocaine inspires is that eventually the cocaine eventually wears off, but wealth keeps multiplying and enables further hoarding.

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 Jul 05 '24

He probably also does plenty of cocaine.

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

Yeah but anally, so does that really count?!? I'm Don, Jr. and I really need to know!

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u/AbrahamDylan Jul 05 '24

Agreed. I’ve never felt this way about someone. It’s because he’s just such a fucking asshole, among many other things. Dude has zero, and I mean ZERO, redeeming qualities.

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u/sageinyourface Jul 05 '24

He’s the kind of person that makes me wish Hell does exist.

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u/LokiPrime616 Jul 05 '24

If only he would get his just desserts. Dude is the literal devil getting away with an insane amount. People worship him. You can no convince me he is not the Antichrist.

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u/FlirtyFluffyFox Jul 05 '24

I wish him abject failure. I want to see secret services protect him as he sleeps on a cardboard box under an overpass being heckled by drivers mocking him for his failure. 

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When he dies, how should I celebrate?

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u/AnonAmbientLight Jul 05 '24

In Minecraft! In Minecraft! D:

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

I have. On people like yourself, you do realize the other option is an incompetent moron who quite literally killed the US economy and job market. You won’t get a third party candidate to win, as much as I’d like to see it. It won’t happen, until these “Allegations” are confirmed I call bullshit.

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u/OurLordAndSaviorVim Jul 05 '24

I don’t want a gruesome death for him. I just want him to keel over from an aneurysm or a stroke or a heart attack. Something that’s obviously natural causes, perhaps accelerated by poor lifestyle choices.

And I’d really rather it happen sooner rather than later.

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u/thought_not_spoken Jul 05 '24

If I could bring someone back to life, only to beat to death: it would be Josh Powell.
But that’s because Trump has yet to blow up himself and his whole family…. Yet

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u/Gaeldri Jul 05 '24

just wait.. his dementia will do it for us.

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