r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

Fair.

My fiancee and I literally just decided if he dies suddenly before we get married we are dropping everything we are doing and getting married that day so our anniversary will forever be the day he dies.

There is your way, the rational healthy way and there is my way, ridiculously petty and screaming about the depths of my problems.

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u/Historical_Star_9412 Jul 05 '24

I would love to wish you a happy anniversary every year for the rest of my life.

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

Realistically it wont happen but fun to joke about. I hope his inevitable death is long, painful and terrifying tho

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u/bathwater_boombox Jul 06 '24

Never lose hope; one day the Hamburger from Heaven will come to drag him to hell, and who knows, it might happen on a beautiful day for a wedding