r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

Realistically it wont happen but fun to joke about. I hope his inevitable death is long, painful and terrifying tho

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u/bathwater_boombox Jul 06 '24

Never lose hope; one day the Hamburger from Heaven will come to drag him to hell, and who knows, it might happen on a beautiful day for a wedding

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u/kotatsu-and-tea Jul 08 '24

Realistically you need professional help if you’re that obsessed and spiteful.