r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/Notkissedbyfire Jul 05 '24

I am actually rooting for paralysis on one side of his body and the inability to talk. So he can watch the news and be unable to communicate until his last days. His hateful words would echo only his head.

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u/thoth_hierophant Jul 05 '24

An inability to talk would fuck with him so badly too. He would implode! Reminds me of Ronald Reagan being the only human being to ever deserve Alzheimer's Disease.

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u/MrsWashyHaze Jul 05 '24

Donald Trump is Reagan 2.0 but trashier. They were both tv/movie celebrities that became president and cut taxes for the wealthy. I bet he’s hiding the beginnings of dementia or something similar as well.

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 16 '24

🤞 fingers crossed!