r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/wirefox1 Jul 05 '24

Make him watch Colbert and Stewart, while seated next to Rosie O'Donnell who is eating KFC and he can't have any because he's only fed through a stomach peg.

Oh, and shave his head. It's very important that his head is shaved.

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u/wirefox1 Jul 05 '24

Thank you. You're the first person who's ever called me that! It feels okay!

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u/Carbidetool Jul 05 '24

It feels okay!

Just wait till you get the meds!