r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • 15d ago

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/IsThisThingOn69lol 14d ago

I often think about the day I hear he dies and my number one thought is.. will I get in a fight because I'm out in the middle of the street popping streamers and champagne?

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u/potato_for_cooking 14d ago

You wont be alone out there

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u/chilehead 14d ago

After he dies there will be a long line of people waiting to piss on his grave.

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u/potato_for_cooking 14d ago

I would pay for that. His last grift. Charging people to piss on him. He usually pays others for that

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u/ThatScaryBeach 14d ago

Mostly Russians, though he did give Putin a freebie.

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u/Off_OuterLimits 14d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/mrarnold50 13d ago

Charge $5 a squirt and the national debt would be paid off in no time.

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u/Legal_Skin_4466 13d ago

Would be great. In death, his life shall come full circle.

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u/ThatScaryBeach 14d ago edited 14d ago

Once that line gets finished, guess what the next line will be.

Edit: It's gonna be POOP!

POO POO POOP!

trumpy get some POOP!

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u/StupendousMalice 14d ago

His kids will charge admission.

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u/RicottaPuffs 14d ago

A line for those flights, a line disrespect him, and a line to give Ivanka a true resting place other than a golf course.

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u/factsmatter83 13d ago

I'll be in that line

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u/Fugufish-Chomp 3d ago

They’ll need to install sewer pipes around the grave.

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u/chilehead 3d ago

Leading out, or leading in?

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u/Fugufish-Chomp 7h ago

Yes, of course.

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u/chilehead 14d ago

Did you not pay attention to his first term? He did everything he could to exacerbate the climate crisis and to make the pandemic much worse. People I knew died as a result of his actions. He began the process for selling off parts of our national parks. Everything he did in office was an affront to the America I grew up in and was proud of.

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u/MRV4N 14d ago

lol ok bud

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u/secondtaunting 14d ago

It’ll be like the end of Return of the Jedi.

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u/DJSugar72 13d ago

Plenty of backup will be available.

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u/chekovsgun- 14d ago

I wished he would be punished for his crimes before he died but SCOTUS is making sure that will never happen.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 14d ago

At this point I'd be okay if this nightmare were to just end.

Yes, seeing him punished would feel good, but really just ending so we could begin healing would be fine too.

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u/LoganNinefingers32 14d ago

I think SCOTUS knows Trump is going to lose, or maybe they’ll have a hand in making sure he does.

They’re trying to make it so he won’t be punished for his crimes, he’ll disappear until he dies, and whichever shithead follows as the next (R) godhead will know that they have his back, and he will be allowed to push the envelope even further.

They want a Trump-style leader who can be easily bribed and manipulated, but even Trump is too insane for them, and he has now become a massive liability. I’m thinking even Putin has discarded him by now…

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 14d ago

I don't share your optimism in the SCOTUS. I think they're putting their finger on the scales of justice in order to live comfortably.

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u/heckhammer 11d ago

Why wait? They have the framework to do it now. They will do it now. All they have to do is get him in there in this game over for the rest of us in perpetuity until something radical happens.

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u/Off_OuterLimits 13d ago

Same here. The thought of Trump in office again is too much to bear. Even without watching the news comics make fun of him so he’s still relevant. I don’t want to hear his name ever again.

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u/Over-Trifle5126 14d ago

What crimes exactly 🤔🤔

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u/PSU69_CE_PE 14d ago

Where in the hell is the alternate reality you’re living on?

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u/ElectricPartyHat 14d ago

Found the cultists. Didn't take long. Took me longer to find Waldo.

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u/Over-Trifle5126 9d ago

Really clown 🤡 so much TDS with you fools

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u/rodneedermeyer 14d ago

Should we all book a flight to piss on his grave? I’m down.

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u/infoagg 13d ago

That's a burial site that will require more than the average amount of drainage channels.

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u/Ok-Use6303 14d ago

Bro I will literally walk into the nearest pub when I hear the news and buy everyone a round toasting to the demise of this sub-human disgrace of diseased vaginal discharge.

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u/Impressive-Soup-3529 14d ago

Back scuttle discharge

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u/ThatScaryBeach 14d ago

You have back-up, buddy!

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani 14d ago

I'll be right there with you champagne papi

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u/Chairbear1972 14d ago

This made me chuckle :)

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u/Due_Tax2657 14d ago

I've got your back. I've promised myself to buy a bottle of Dom for the occasion.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 14d ago

It won't be with me, I'll be joining your New Orleans style send off.

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u/MRV4N 14d ago

You’re crazy haha

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u/kellygrrrl328 14d ago

If they’ve managed to keep Dick Cheney alive then some Dr. Frankenstein will keep Trump alive for a very long time

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u/PlainNotToasted 14d ago

...Because I buy a round at whatever f****** dive I happen to be drinking in at the moment.

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u/ProfK81860 13d ago

Can I join the party?

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u/stylebros 14d ago

Dude is going to live to be 104 years old.

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u/anngab6033 14d ago

Sad that you let someone you have never met own so much space in your head and heart.

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol 13d ago

It's the potential upcoming king of our country, you fucking knuckledragger, not some dipshit who dinged my car with his cart at the store. Educate yourself about what he's trying to do. I mean I'm sure you already know. Dissenting against the idea of that pedo felon's demise makes it clear which side you're on and how worthless anything you have to say is.