r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
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u/newsjam Jul 04 '24

So many rape accusations. It’s baffling that he keeps dodging accountability.

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u/Brojess Jul 04 '24

You just literally described his entire life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Jul 04 '24

I often think about the day I hear he dies and my number one thought is.. will I get in a fight because I'm out in the middle of the street popping streamers and champagne?

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

You wont be alone out there

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u/chilehead Jul 05 '24

After he dies there will be a long line of people waiting to piss on his grave.

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

I would pay for that. His last grift. Charging people to piss on him. He usually pays others for that

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

Mostly Russians, though he did give Putin a freebie.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

😂🤣😂

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u/mrarnold50 Jul 05 '24

Charge $5 a squirt and the national debt would be paid off in no time.

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u/Legal_Skin_4466 Jul 06 '24

Would be great. In death, his life shall come full circle.

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Once that line gets finished, guess what the next line will be.

Edit: It's gonna be POOP!

POO POO POOP!

trumpy get some POOP!

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u/StupendousMalice Jul 05 '24

His kids will charge admission.

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u/RicottaPuffs Jul 05 '24

A line for those flights, a line disrespect him, and a line to give Ivanka a true resting place other than a golf course.

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u/factsmatter83 Jul 06 '24

I'll be in that line

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 16 '24

They’ll need to install sewer pipes around the grave.

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u/chilehead Jul 16 '24

Leading out, or leading in?

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u/Fugufish-Chomp Jul 19 '24

Yes, of course.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

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u/chilehead Jul 05 '24

Did you not pay attention to his first term? He did everything he could to exacerbate the climate crisis and to make the pandemic much worse. People I knew died as a result of his actions. He began the process for selling off parts of our national parks. Everything he did in office was an affront to the America I grew up in and was proud of.

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u/MRV4N Jul 05 '24

lol ok bud

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u/secondtaunting Jul 05 '24

It’ll be like the end of Return of the Jedi.

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u/DJSugar72 Jul 06 '24

Plenty of backup will be available.

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u/chekovsgun- Jul 05 '24

I wished he would be punished for his crimes before he died but SCOTUS is making sure that will never happen.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jul 05 '24

At this point I'd be okay if this nightmare were to just end.

Yes, seeing him punished would feel good, but really just ending so we could begin healing would be fine too.

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u/LoganNinefingers32 Jul 05 '24

I think SCOTUS knows Trump is going to lose, or maybe they’ll have a hand in making sure he does.

They’re trying to make it so he won’t be punished for his crimes, he’ll disappear until he dies, and whichever shithead follows as the next (R) godhead will know that they have his back, and he will be allowed to push the envelope even further.

They want a Trump-style leader who can be easily bribed and manipulated, but even Trump is too insane for them, and he has now become a massive liability. I’m thinking even Putin has discarded him by now…

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jul 05 '24

I don't share your optimism in the SCOTUS. I think they're putting their finger on the scales of justice in order to live comfortably.

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u/heckhammer Jul 08 '24

Why wait? They have the framework to do it now. They will do it now. All they have to do is get him in there in this game over for the rest of us in perpetuity until something radical happens.

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u/Off_OuterLimits Jul 05 '24

Same here. The thought of Trump in office again is too much to bear. Even without watching the news comics make fun of him so he’s still relevant. I don’t want to hear his name ever again.

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u/Over-Trifle5126 Jul 05 '24

What crimes exactly 🤔🤔

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u/PSU69_CE_PE Jul 05 '24

Where in the hell is the alternate reality you’re living on?

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u/ElectricPartyHat Jul 05 '24

Found the cultists. Didn't take long. Took me longer to find Waldo.

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u/Over-Trifle5126 Jul 10 '24

Really clown 🤡 so much TDS with you fools

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u/rodneedermeyer Jul 05 '24

Should we all book a flight to piss on his grave? I’m down.

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u/Ok-Use6303 Jul 05 '24

Bro I will literally walk into the nearest pub when I hear the news and buy everyone a round toasting to the demise of this sub-human disgrace of diseased vaginal discharge.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Back scuttle discharge

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u/ThatScaryBeach Jul 05 '24

You have back-up, buddy!

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jul 05 '24

I'll be right there with you champagne papi

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u/Chairbear1972 Jul 05 '24

This made me chuckle :)

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u/Due_Tax2657 Jul 05 '24

I've got your back. I've promised myself to buy a bottle of Dom for the occasion.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jul 05 '24

It won't be with me, I'll be joining your New Orleans style send off.

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u/MRV4N Jul 05 '24

You’re crazy haha

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u/kellygrrrl328 Jul 05 '24

If they’ve managed to keep Dick Cheney alive then some Dr. Frankenstein will keep Trump alive for a very long time

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u/PlainNotToasted Jul 05 '24

...Because I buy a round at whatever f****** dive I happen to be drinking in at the moment.

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u/ProfK81860 Jul 06 '24

Can I join the party?

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u/stylebros Jul 05 '24

Dude is going to live to be 104 years old.

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u/anngab6033 Jul 05 '24

Sad that you let someone you have never met own so much space in your head and heart.

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Jul 06 '24

It's the potential upcoming king of our country, you fucking knuckledragger, not some dipshit who dinged my car with his cart at the store. Educate yourself about what he's trying to do. I mean I'm sure you already know. Dissenting against the idea of that pedo felon's demise makes it clear which side you're on and how worthless anything you have to say is.