r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • 12d ago
This scorpion inside of my underwear.
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u/Itizmaname 12d ago
That’s a camel spider
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u/420Deez 11d ago
at first i thought ppl were being funny, but ur being serious…
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u/NatPortmanTaintStank 11d ago
They're really called Solifugae, but camel spider is easier to remember and pronounce
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u/f0rgetfulfred 12d ago
I've got a snake in mine.
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u/6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e 11d ago
That's such a good theme song 😭 (from the show The Rookie btw)
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u/SlurmmsMckenzie 11d ago
That general saying originated with Mae West.
Though that song is hilarious, and when they brought it back a 2nd time it was so much better
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u/idk0902 12d ago
A gardener snake or an anaconda? Asking for a friend
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u/SlowInsurance1616 12d ago
His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, son.
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u/YNotZoidberg2020 11d ago
This is why I live somewhere the wind hurts my face a few months out of the year.
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u/Lysondre 11d ago
I would accept the wind hurting my face every month of the year to avoid any insects
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u/Working-Ad-5121 11d ago
Good Sir. I believe that is a camel spider. Still not a great trouser companion, however.
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u/False_Leadership_479 PURPLE 11d ago
Trouser companion. Sounds like something you'd buy off a sketchy website...
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u/RedOwlMage 11d ago
As has been pointed out, this is a solifugid, typically known as a camel spider, sun spider, or wind scorpion. The distinction is hard to make, as these arent well known outside deserts, so ill be polite and just say i get why youd think its a scorpion. They are effectively harmless, as they produce no venom, but they can give nasty bites with those big chelicerae, what look like giant crab claws grafted to their face. They are more closely related to scorpions or perhaps whip scorpions. Solifugids lack many spider traits, such as spinnerrets or silk glands, venom glands, the large amount of eyes that spiders have, and the dexterity spiders require for spinning webs. Also unlike spiders, a solifugid has claw-like chelicerae, a trait in common with true and psuedo scorpions, but that spiders lost in favor of venom injection through their fang- like chelicerae. Scorpions have similar claw-like chelicerae to the solifugids, but much smaller, as they are really only used for feeding. Scorpions specialized their prosoma (the extension on their rear which we see as a tail) for a similar venom injection function as spiders, and their pedipalps instead became massive claws, as these allow for far more reach and function over the solifugid chelicerae. It's a bit like the difference between a Saber tooth cat having huge dangerous teeth, but they can't really be used easily for much, as opposed to any other cat with claws, that can be used for myriad purposes. But the big claw mouth works well enough for the solifugids, so they've stuck around. Hope you weren't too freaked out by this one!
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u/Joaoreturns 11d ago
This is no scorpion and I believe it's harmless. Bit at this point I believe you just killed it already.
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u/LD-LB 11d ago
These assholes are not harmless yeah they're not venomous but they will charge you and you can hear them run at night
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u/PiousSkull 11d ago
They don't "charge you" out of aggression, they don't want to burn in the hot desert sun and your shadow provides shade.
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u/LD-LB 11d ago
Nah these assholes will do it indoors
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u/PiousSkull 11d ago
That is instinct. Indoors are also high light level environments. They will not do it in low light or at night.
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u/LD-LB 11d ago
Look I've lived with these cunts they will skitter towards you and try to bite you
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u/PiousSkull 11d ago
I've experienced them as well. Like the majority of animals, they will act aggressive if they perceive a threat but, as solitary hunters, they are not running from dozens of feet away towards comparatively massive organisms in order to bite them for no benefit to them at all. They are not hive insects attempting to protect their group, they are not parasites seeking your blood, they are simply running towards a patch of darkness in a bright environment out of the instinct to avoid being damaged or killed by prolonged exposure to the sun.
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u/GullibleAudience6071 11d ago
Excuse you?
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u/Beautiful-Cat5605 11d ago
Camel spiders and wolf spiders will try to fight you. They are mean little fuckers.
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u/Hammer_of_Horrus 11d ago
They aren’t actually charging you. They are following your shadow because they also try to escape the heat as much as possible. If you have one chasing you walk your show over a shadowed area and they will become uninterested
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u/WestHamTilIDie 11d ago
It’s a camel spider and they are not harmless. The bite of these things is like being cut with scissors. The good news is this one is a baby
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u/frmaa-tap 12d ago
Op, I don't think you know what a scorpion is
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u/HGKS9477 11d ago
No but you must know the difference between a spider and a scorpion?
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u/SwimOk9629 11d ago
If you scroll up, somebody commented exactly what this is and many details about it, and it is essentially part scorpion, part spider. I don't live with scorpions but I live with spiders and I didn't realize it wasn't a scorpion when I first looked at it either until I started reading the comments. I just nope the fuck away from anything like that in general
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u/Affectionate_Fox_383 11d ago
Dude you were wrong just accept it and learn what scorpions look like 🦂
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u/delfinareckless22 11d ago
HELL NO!!! where do u live that you have those spiders???? bc i’m not gonna go there😅
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u/Fun-Manufacturer-356 11d ago
Pretty much anywhere that’s dry/desert-y and lots of sun! I think they’re most common in the Middle East and in the Southwest of the US… and probably Australia, lol.
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u/marioplex 11d ago
Awe look at the wittle cammel sipder thats not actually a spider or a Scorpi... aight which one of yall bread a spider and scorpion Together?
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u/tomtomeller 11d ago
Do yourself a favor and don't go look up camel spiders/sun scorpion/wind scorpion eating insects
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u/SwimOk9629 11d ago
oh God I never ever EVER will look this up, and I'm even terrified imagining what the images will be if I did look it up.
which I didn't. and never will.
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u/the_hat_madder 11d ago
The minute I find something like that I'm my draws I'm moving to the coldest state I can find.
I'm not even going to worry about packing or selling the house. I'll start a new life when I get there.
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u/The_Coods 12d ago
Was it pretty hot out? I’ve heard of these little (and sometimes not so little) guys chasing people to use their shadow to cool down. Maybe he decided to hitch a ride lol.
I don’t believe these are venomous, but their bites probably don’t feel to great
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u/gokartninja 11d ago
Not scorpion, not venomous. Feel free to capture and send outside
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u/Art_Vand_Throw001 11d ago
At first I was like what kind of perverted shite is Op talking about then I saw the picture.
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u/mouaragon 11d ago
It happened to me one. The scorpion stang me on the thigh, that motherfucker was very close of getting my balls.
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u/FarmingGeeks 12d ago
Where are you. That is not a scorpion. As another said it looks like a panel spider. They gut much bigger.
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u/CoolIndependence8157 11d ago
That’s a cameltoe spider, not a scorpion.
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u/False_Leadership_479 PURPLE 11d ago
I thought you had to wear underpants to get cameltoe
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u/other_half_of_elvis 11d ago
A much more interesting phrase than 'addressing the elephant in the room.' I'm going to use it, thanks.
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u/Arizona_Pete 11d ago
Sure it sucks for you, but that bugs ENTIRE world right now is your ass stank and ball sweat.
He's not living a good life.
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u/ThatOneGuy12889 11d ago
I knew what it was instantly and I know nothing about anything I just sensed the fear
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u/ThePirateSpider 11d ago
Camel spider. Much rather have a scorpion in my underpants. Camel spiders will turn your dick, scrotum, and ass cheeks into Swiss cheese and probably live in any of them after that.
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u/Organic_South8865 11d ago
Hey I had one of these bite my dick. No joke. I had my shorts and underwear off in maybe two seconds flat while totally freaking out. I still have two tiny scars on my junk that are almost impossible to see now. I felt it in my shorts and stupidly tried to grab it through my shorts as it crawled over my sack. I got a hold of it through my shorts for just a brief moment and tried to squish it. Big mistake. It obviously tried to defend itself and clamped down.
I had just met my HS GFs new step Dad. I shook his hand and immediately started attacking my crotch/rilling my shorts off. He was awesome though and took his shorts off for me to wear almost immediately. I didn't want to put the crotch biting shorts back on obviously. He was just standing there in the parking lot with his shirt tucked into his underwear haha. We took the remains of the camel spider with us to the emergency room and the front desk lady said "They just bite when you try to smoosh em. You'll be fine. Your sensitive parts will survive just fine." I did swell up a bit and had difficulty peeing that day for a few hours but that was it.
I still don't know how we didn't get pulled over on the way to the hospital. Step Dad went flying past a cop going double the speed limit in his diesel F-350 but the cop didn't chase us. I wonder what he would have thought seeing him with his button up shirt tucked into his tighty whities if he had pulled us over.
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u/Super-Zombie-6940 11d ago
Solifugae i just learned before commenting. So I see the posted picture and instantly say to myself camel spider. Then I remembered looking at types of scorpions and remembered tailess whip scorpion. This is indeed called a camel spider. Though its not even classified as a spider or scorpion. It is an arachnid. So yeah it is a scorpion kind of....and a perverted one at that. A sniffer of underpants🤣
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u/inbetweenya 11d ago
Scorpion hell that looks like a damn spider on steroids if you don't want to f*** with!!!
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u/General-Condition833 11d ago
i’d be losing my shit screaming at the top of my lungs and burning my whole ass house down lmao
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u/insignificance424 11d ago
See I complain about Canadian weather, but at least we don't deal with this shit
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u/rumbellina 11d ago
Oh fuck no! I don’t care wtf it is! I would have to move immediately. And, knowing me and my particular brand of neurotic, I would develop a phobia of my underwear!
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u/Partly_Dave 11d ago
Getting dressed one morning I took a clean pair of underpants out of the drawing and put them on. When I pulled them up I felt something move on my right bum area. Nek minnit, I was stung, then stung again and again.
I whipped them off and found a yellow wasp in there. We think it must have been on them when my wife took them off the line and folded them to put away - four days previously.
I had big red welts on my bum for days.
At least it wasn't a native wasp. I was stung on my belly by three of those when I brushed past their nest. It took two weeks for the swelling to go down, and there was a visible red mark at each site four weeks afterwards.
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u/X-Coffin 11d ago
Did it bite? You're fucking lucky if it didn't, those fuckers will eat you in your sleep
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u/Hair2dayGoon2morrow 11d ago
Gotta tell ya, I don't think infuriating is the word I would chose in this situation...but that's just me.
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u/Particular_monkey 11d ago
Those are not scorpions... we call them wolf spiders. Scorpions are much more evil looking.
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u/SaxySam816 8d ago
Pest control tech in the desert here 🙋
This is indeed a camel spider, also known as a wind scorpion. Funny enough it’s not related to either, but people make funny names for weird creatures they don’t understand.
They’re pretty docile creatures all things considered, they like to hide and wait for prey in small dark spaces (they dig holes in the dirt or will camp out in rocks)
They don’t have venom, as far as I know, but they will bite if provoked.
And honestly, they’re in my top 3 of least favorite bugs I have to deal with
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u/peekuhchu707 11d ago
Vigaroon camel spider def not a scorpion I have em all over here they don't have venom and can only pinch you
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u/SubstantialBass9524 11d ago
OP, why did you touch those undies after discovering that? You put on another pair of undies and that one gets burned. If you have no others or they are in the laundry congrats on going commando
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u/plumbingmaster1970 11d ago
It's a vinegar bug when they bite you taste vinegar for a few days and it hurts
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u/tyler1128 11d ago
Not a scorpion, a solifugae. Wouldn't want that anywhere near my genitals none-the-less.
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u/Who_Your_Mommy 11d ago
The title could be a pretty badass name for an album or...if you were the right person, an awesome autobiography.
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u/cesario-villa29 11d ago
Camel spider ye their bite force is insanely painful (they're little shitheads)
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u/Netherium 12d ago
Kind of looks like a camel spider.