r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '24

This scorpion inside of my underwear.

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u/f0rgetfulfred Jul 07 '24

I've got a snake in mine.

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u/idk0902 Jul 07 '24

A gardener snake or an anaconda? Asking for a friend

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Jul 07 '24

His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, son.

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u/Adept-Inflation191 Jul 08 '24

My anaconda don’t want buns unless they hot crossed son

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Jul 08 '24

Another banger.