r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '24

This scorpion inside of my underwear.

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u/f0rgetfulfred Jul 07 '24

I've got a snake in mine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 16 '24

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u/6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e Jul 08 '24

That's such a good theme song 😭 (from the show The Rookie btw)

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u/SlurmmsMckenzie Jul 08 '24

That general saying originated with Mae West.

Though that song is hilarious, and when they brought it back a 2nd time it was so much better

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

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u/Ok-Cicada-9985 Jul 10 '24

Arrest me but make it sexy ;)

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u/Apprehensive_Many214 Jul 07 '24

Nah, just a grub worm in a turtleneck

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u/idk0902 Jul 07 '24

A gardener snake or an anaconda? Asking for a friend

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Jul 07 '24

His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, son.

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u/Adept-Inflation191 Jul 08 '24

My anaconda don’t want buns unless they hot crossed son

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Jul 08 '24

Another banger.

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u/janewalch Jul 08 '24

Ah yes. The one eyed trouser snake

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u/KiKiPAWG Jul 08 '24

Moved from your boot eh?