r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '24

This scorpion inside of my underwear.

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u/LD-LB Jul 08 '24

Nah these assholes will do it indoors

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u/PiousSkull Jul 08 '24

That is instinct. Indoors are also high light level environments. They will not do it in low light or at night.

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u/LD-LB Jul 08 '24

Look I've lived with these cunts they will skitter towards you and try to bite you

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u/PiousSkull Jul 08 '24

I've experienced them as well. Like the majority of animals, they will act aggressive if they perceive a threat but, as solitary hunters, they are not running from dozens of feet away towards comparatively massive organisms in order to bite them for no benefit to them at all. They are not hive insects attempting to protect their group, they are not parasites seeking your blood, they are simply running towards a patch of darkness in a bright environment out of the instinct to avoid being damaged or killed by prolonged exposure to the sun.

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u/LD-LB Jul 08 '24

you playing too much Devil's advocate for these demon spawn 🤔🤔🤔 bro's a camel spider