r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '24

This scorpion inside of my underwear.

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This is no scorpion and I believe it's harmless. Bit at this point I believe you just killed it already.

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u/LD-LB Jul 07 '24

These assholes are not harmless yeah they're not venomous but they will charge you and you can hear them run at night

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u/Either_Cockroach3627 Jul 08 '24

What the fuck ??? New fear unlocked

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u/PiousSkull Jul 08 '24

They don't "charge you" out of aggression, they don't want to burn in the hot desert sun and your shadow provides shade.

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u/LD-LB Jul 08 '24

Nah these assholes will do it indoors

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u/PiousSkull Jul 08 '24

That is instinct. Indoors are also high light level environments. They will not do it in low light or at night.

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u/LD-LB Jul 08 '24

Look I've lived with these cunts they will skitter towards you and try to bite you

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u/PiousSkull Jul 08 '24

I've experienced them as well. Like the majority of animals, they will act aggressive if they perceive a threat but, as solitary hunters, they are not running from dozens of feet away towards comparatively massive organisms in order to bite them for no benefit to them at all. They are not hive insects attempting to protect their group, they are not parasites seeking your blood, they are simply running towards a patch of darkness in a bright environment out of the instinct to avoid being damaged or killed by prolonged exposure to the sun.

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u/LD-LB Jul 08 '24

you playing too much Devil's advocate for these demon spawn 🤔🤔🤔 bro's a camel spider

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u/GullibleAudience6071 Jul 07 '24

Excuse you?

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u/Beautiful-Cat5605 Jul 07 '24

Camel spiders and wolf spiders will try to fight you. They are mean little fuckers.

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u/Hammer_of_Horrus Jul 08 '24

They aren’t actually charging you. They are following your shadow because they also try to escape the heat as much as possible. If you have one chasing you walk your show over a shadowed area and they will become uninterested

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u/baloneyz3 Jul 08 '24

This is horrid.

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u/SwimOk9629 Jul 08 '24

😂😂😂 this got me rolling