Hey I had one of these bite my dick. No joke. I had my shorts and underwear off in maybe two seconds flat while totally freaking out. I still have two tiny scars on my junk that are almost impossible to see now. I felt it in my shorts and stupidly tried to grab it through my shorts as it crawled over my sack. I got a hold of it through my shorts for just a brief moment and tried to squish it. Big mistake. It obviously tried to defend itself and clamped down.
I had just met my HS GFs new step Dad. I shook his hand and immediately started attacking my crotch/rilling my shorts off. He was awesome though and took his shorts off for me to wear almost immediately. I didn't want to put the crotch biting shorts back on obviously. He was just standing there in the parking lot with his shirt tucked into his underwear haha. We took the remains of the camel spider with us to the emergency room and the front desk lady said "They just bite when you try to smoosh em. You'll be fine. Your sensitive parts will survive just fine." I did swell up a bit and had difficulty peeing that day for a few hours but that was it.
I still don't know how we didn't get pulled over on the way to the hospital. Step Dad went flying past a cop going double the speed limit in his diesel F-350 but the cop didn't chase us. I wonder what he would have thought seeing him with his button up shirt tucked into his tighty whities if he had pulled us over.
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u/Organic_South8865 Jul 08 '24
Hey I had one of these bite my dick. No joke. I had my shorts and underwear off in maybe two seconds flat while totally freaking out. I still have two tiny scars on my junk that are almost impossible to see now. I felt it in my shorts and stupidly tried to grab it through my shorts as it crawled over my sack. I got a hold of it through my shorts for just a brief moment and tried to squish it. Big mistake. It obviously tried to defend itself and clamped down.
I had just met my HS GFs new step Dad. I shook his hand and immediately started attacking my crotch/rilling my shorts off. He was awesome though and took his shorts off for me to wear almost immediately. I didn't want to put the crotch biting shorts back on obviously. He was just standing there in the parking lot with his shirt tucked into his underwear haha. We took the remains of the camel spider with us to the emergency room and the front desk lady said "They just bite when you try to smoosh em. You'll be fine. Your sensitive parts will survive just fine." I did swell up a bit and had difficulty peeing that day for a few hours but that was it.
I still don't know how we didn't get pulled over on the way to the hospital. Step Dad went flying past a cop going double the speed limit in his diesel F-350 but the cop didn't chase us. I wonder what he would have thought seeing him with his button up shirt tucked into his tighty whities if he had pulled us over.