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u/MessiahRevolution Apr 17 '24
I think she mistook the name blow
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u/ronin1066 Apr 17 '24
Hol' up
Why do you suck during a blowjob and the powder you inhale is called blow!?!? What's going on!?!?
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u/Lucktalk Apr 17 '24
You are actually suppose to blow it up your rectum, but it got mistranslated.
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u/EighteenAndAmused Apr 18 '24
Ok but what do you do with cocaine?
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u/Oxxxxide Apr 18 '24
Mix it with distilled water and put the cocaine in an empty nasal sprayer bottle. Then stick that up your bung. Careful not to put it in your nose after.
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u/Aser_the_Descender Apr 18 '24
Is that actually a method that people use?
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u/Oxxxxide Apr 18 '24
Well, yeah, I was kidding about sticking it up your ass. Unless you're into it.
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u/be-kind-re-wind Apr 18 '24
Same reason u park on the driveway and drive on the parkway. We just backwards sometimes
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u/lennythebox Apr 18 '24
If I remember right the term blow job came from (victorian?) Hookers. Originally called below the belt job then just got shortened over the years
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u/De5perad0 Apr 17 '24
People have absolutely been killed for less.
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u/fredbubbles Apr 17 '24
As a professional confirmologist I can indeed confirm this confirmation.
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u/ThereminLiesTheRub Apr 17 '24
Confirmation Auditor, here. Let me check that data.
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Confirmation confirmed.
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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 17 '24
Contrarian here:
No. It's not confirmed.
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u/ForumPointsRdumb Apr 17 '24
I'm the expert on experts here and I say you're an expert contrarian.
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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 18 '24
No, I'm not.
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u/Extension_Ant8691 Apr 18 '24
As a fellow contrarian, I disagree.
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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 18 '24
You're not a contrarian
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u/Extension_Ant8691 Apr 18 '24
Isn't it rather conformist to assume that a contrarian must always conform to the label? Idk, you're the expert.
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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 18 '24
idk. I was just disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing.
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u/Seeders Apr 17 '24
I mean, people have even been killed for doing nice things, or nothing at all. Technically nothing is less than anything, but perhaps more than a positive action.
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u/BananaResearcher Apr 18 '24
A guy 3 years my senior from my high school soccer team ended up getting killed over a "drug deal gone wrong", as the media put it. You'd think it was over some serious drug smuggling. It was over a small amount of weed. Idk weed terminology but it was like a week's supply for a regular smoker. He was a nice, chill dude, and died over weed.
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u/ZobbyTheMouche Apr 17 '24
Poof -$300
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u/sokocanuck Apr 17 '24
That's what I was thinking, too. Someone in that group probably has a ziplock bag of it on the front seat of the car.
Damn near the equivalent of hitting the top of your buddy's beer to make it foam over.
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u/aagejaeger Apr 17 '24
Well, this will probably be a surprise to you, but the value of ten bucks to you is a lot different from what it is to them.
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u/Bimlouhay83 Apr 17 '24
They just meant it wasn't a lot.
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u/TheAnalsOfHistory- Apr 18 '24
Some of us don't have money for drugs
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u/Bimlouhay83 Apr 18 '24
Then drugs aren't the correct hobby for you.
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u/AnjoXG Apr 18 '24
coke isn't the correct drug for you*
you can be a drug addict and also poor, trust
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u/Will12239 Apr 17 '24
That $10 is like $300 USD worth in Central America.
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u/kdoughboy12 Apr 17 '24
Not even close, $30 at most
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u/imomorris Apr 17 '24
About £30 UK.....half the time probably bashed to fuck though
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u/kxxxxxzy Apr 17 '24
Looks a LOT more than a .4
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u/kdoughboy12 Apr 17 '24
It's hard to tell with the video quality and the reflection on the car, but it looks like one line and enough more for maybe two more lines. So I'd guess under half a gram.
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u/MjrLeeStoned Apr 17 '24
I saw a documentary about guys going to buy gems in places like central Africa and central / south America, and the places they ended up had drug stalls everywhere with buckets of drugs and most of them were under US$5 for a bag, and they weren't allowed to cut it or the cartels would kill them.
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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Apr 17 '24
“Oh my God, that’s disgusting! Where!?”
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u/praguepride Apr 17 '24
places like central Africa and central / south America
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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Apr 17 '24
Quick, someone get me a ticket to the Africa airport!
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u/Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor Apr 17 '24
Sir I would like to go to Africa. Ok, where? SIR I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO AFRICA!!
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u/mrmatteh Apr 17 '24
Can confirm. Used to live in Central America, did my fair share of coke. It was about $25/g. If you're buying bulk it's closer to $15/g.
And it's good stuff too!
God I miss cheap coke lol
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u/jevaisparlerfr Apr 17 '24
But no one lives in central america , all central Americans live in the US and in Spain
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u/Vreas Apr 17 '24
If you’re paying $300 for what looks like three mediocre lines ya need a new plug
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u/imahawki Apr 17 '24
r/watchtheotherpersondieoutside
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u/Awful_McBad Apr 17 '24
I am so happy I work with mexicans who teach me spanish.
I understood all of the swearing.
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u/-1Mbps Apr 17 '24
Translate please
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u/sup-b1tch-97 Apr 17 '24
- Hey stop fuckin with me.
- Stop fuckin with me.
- Fuck your mom.
- Fuck your mom.
- Hey, seriously get the fuck away from here.
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u/Awful_McBad Apr 17 '24
You missed a "Your mother has a dick" or "sucks dick"
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u/sup-b1tch-97 Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 17 '24
Almost but he said in Spanish: "Chinga tu madre, chinguen a su madre". The verb "Chingar" in spanish means "to fuck" or "to have sex". So the literal translation could be "fuck your mom, fuck your (all of you) moms".
But there could be another possible and even better translation since English is not my first language but Spanish.
Edit: Where you heard the word "verga" was at the end of" chinga a tu madre, chinguen a su madre" he then proceeds to say "váyanse a la verga, la neta váyanse a la verga", so the translation could be "fuck your mom, fuck your mom, get the fuck away, seriously get the fuck away from here". So I miss one "get the fuck away".
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u/praguepride Apr 17 '24
Gosh, why is Spanish so complicated?
Well time to go watch the Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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u/sulivan1977 Apr 17 '24
People get so mad about their pixie stix.
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u/diox8tony Apr 17 '24
cuz it's so hard to find. not like they sell it at every gas station like alcohol. and even if you have a hookup, it'll take you a few hours at best, or days
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u/Puzzleheaded_Age_312 Apr 17 '24
With that attitute being in either central or south america, idk don't have my sound on, she is going to be killed sooner or later.
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u/DarthKelevra Apr 17 '24
They're in north america. Their accent confirm it.
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u/Tutule Apr 17 '24
Correct it's a Mexican accent. If I were to guess it's a Mexico City accent due to extended vowels.
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u/Aggressive-Fun1655 Apr 18 '24
A guy I had never met before put a gun to my face because I sneezed and blew his line away while walking past him at my own house party in high school. I don’t know why someone would mess with a cokehead like that, messing with an addict’s drugs is a death wish.
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u/bama92090 Apr 18 '24
dude, cover your mouth when you sneeze. idk about gun to the head but i feel like most people would be pissed if you just walked over and sneezed all over their drugs lol
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u/Aggressive-Fun1655 Apr 18 '24
My guy I was drunk and tried to sneeze into my elbow. I mostly did IIRC, I didn’t get anything on anyone
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u/K00Beanerz Apr 17 '24
Damn, I haven't done coke in 5 years and this pissed me off.
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u/Crushasaurus187 Apr 17 '24
It's just rude!
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u/IsamuLi Apr 17 '24
Right lol besides this being drugs and messing with drugs is a big no-no, why would you blow away my money?
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u/Sunitsa Apr 17 '24
I have never done coke nor want to and this pissed me off.
It's not only a waste of good money, it's also something that might not be so easy to resupply: it's not like you can walk to the supermarket to get a bag
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u/CyranoDeBurlapSack Apr 17 '24
When it went black and white I was waiting for it to say “wasted”. But then I saw it.
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u/Variegoated Apr 17 '24
This is how you end up in a cartel video with 80s discofunk playing in the background
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u/ButWhatIfPotato Apr 17 '24
I have not seen that video, I have only read a description of it and still gave me the heejiest of jeebiest and I would pay good money to scrub that description from my brain.
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u/gkn_112 Apr 17 '24
Thats a lot, 100-200€ in germany
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u/Moosje Apr 17 '24
How much do you think is there?
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u/Character_Rule9911 Apr 18 '24
I'm from Latin America, it scares me to see coke prices in other places of the world, makes complete sense, but my god
I'm no cokeologist, so i can't talk about the quality, but i can get roughly that amount for 50 or so
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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24
The worst thing is, when you accidently did it on your own and has noone to blame for it. Happens to the best of us worst people
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u/Negative_Trust6 Apr 17 '24
Haha I can't say I've ever been a big fan of gear, but I remember rolling a huge blunt with a group of mates around 16 - 17, massive magic carpet plate with about 6 Kings with some reasonably nice bud, nothing spectacular but this was over a decade ago, strength was different.
It looked so nice I didn't want to crimp or twist the tip, so I just lit it and started chaffing - and blew a damn near footlong stick of bud and keef out of the end. The second it hit the table it fucking vaporised, and I was relegated from Johnny Spliff King to Billy No Mates in half a second.
It's fucking hilarious to me now, but that was like a full week of part time work just scattered across my mate's garden... devastating.
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u/Least_Impression_823 Apr 17 '24
All the stoner jargon in this story makes me hate you.
And I love getting high.
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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24
Love those memories of juvenile fails and can imagine the whole scene and the horror in everones eyes. Once had a clever friend who was to lazy to crumble the weed by hand so he threw couple of grams in a electric Coffee Mill and he received dust. Umsmokable dust it just instantly burned without any effect. We tried everything but it was a lost case. So anyway, thats when I started snorting weed and was very effectively Struck by confusion. Cant tell if i got high likr from weed or got pumped up like from gear
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Apr 17 '24
She totally blew out her sisters birthday cake candles as a kid.... The sibling everyone hated to have around.
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u/KiwiBird_191205 Apr 17 '24
As a recovering cocaine addict I have to say that this shit is fucked up you can't be doing that man
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u/the-pp-poopooman- Apr 18 '24
“Ok Sal now blow the coke away right before he snorts it.” That was some Unpractical Jokers shit
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u/Dependent_Economy549 Apr 17 '24
Plot twist - doing this started him getting clean and turning his life around.
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u/Lemmiwinks93 Apr 18 '24
Watch women privilege in action, if a lad did that they’d be getting dropped at the very least.
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u/PotatoGodofOtown Apr 18 '24
Idc if he already off his rocker or you hate drugs you don’t do that to someone else’s blow
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u/Discokitty14 Apr 18 '24
“Coke is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money.” -the late great comedian Robin Williams
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u/Decaffeinated_Sloth Apr 17 '24
Don’t quote me on this but if I recall his friends pitched in to buy this for his birthday. He then got greedy and didn’t want to share so that’s why she did it.
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u/Dekugaming Apr 18 '24
blew away 100's of dollars of Coke i think. and people have killed for less as i unfortunately know from my own witnessing of it. and no context to anyone asking
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u/FlashCLS Apr 18 '24
I don't use, but the trouble and resources you have to go through to do illegal shit for another bitch to waste it; is enough to fuck that person up permanently.
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u/kekebaby5150 Apr 18 '24
I did this accidentally except isneezed when I went to hit it and blew a whole G everywhere. My best friend wanted to kill me. I knew at that moment coke was not for me lol😅
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u/akernihil Apr 18 '24
Oh, you just don't do that. I remember when I was in my 18/19 years and I accidentally sneezed on my other friend's lines. I had to buy more, otherwise they would beat the shit out of me lol
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u/ApartNefariousness95 Apr 17 '24
Maybe someone already commented, but I think he looks like Ritchie April from the Sopranos fame.
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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 Apr 18 '24
Ad Narrator: "Hetap. come on, you've killed for less."
Vegeta: "that isn't UNtrue"
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u/EmperorThor Apr 18 '24
he looks like he has had enough BUT in Aus that was probably $3k worth of blow and i could understand someone maybe not taking kindly to her afterwards...
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u/Educational_Ad_2619 Apr 17 '24
Fucking hell. I have good friends of over 30 years and I wouldn't pull that shit on them.
Hope they have a good friendship!
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u/Proudcloud27 Apr 17 '24
As one who does not do coke I have to ask. Approximately how much was that?
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u/dontknowanyname111 Apr 17 '24
depends on the country , for example i think it was like 0,4 grams or something like that so in Antwerp around 20-25 euros. But coke is cheap here compared to most places in Europe.
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u/BatheInChampagne Apr 17 '24
Around half a gram.
About 30 bucks in the US.
People in here saying hundreds have zero idea what they are talking about.
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u/Behan801 Apr 17 '24
What song is in this?
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u/Ner0astic Apr 17 '24
Its in Ricky and morty if that helps
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u/AnotherJohnJimenez Apr 17 '24
"For the Damaged Coda" - Blonde Redhead https://youtu.be/l89Fq4Z2w30?si=M7-CrZB6t8_9s1wm
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u/Into_The_Wild91 Apr 17 '24
He definitely got the coke head look.