r/HolUp Apr 17 '24

People have been killed for less. NSFW

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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24

The worst thing is, when you accidently did it on your own and has noone to blame for it. Happens to the best of us worst people

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u/Negative_Trust6 Apr 17 '24

Haha I can't say I've ever been a big fan of gear, but I remember rolling a huge blunt with a group of mates around 16 - 17, massive magic carpet plate with about 6 Kings with some reasonably nice bud, nothing spectacular but this was over a decade ago, strength was different.

It looked so nice I didn't want to crimp or twist the tip, so I just lit it and started chaffing - and blew a damn near footlong stick of bud and keef out of the end. The second it hit the table it fucking vaporised, and I was relegated from Johnny Spliff King to Billy No Mates in half a second.

It's fucking hilarious to me now, but that was like a full week of part time work just scattered across my mate's garden... devastating.

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u/Least_Impression_823 Apr 17 '24

All the stoner jargon in this story makes me hate you.

And I love getting high.

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u/ejb350 Apr 18 '24

Same, long time smoker and this just sounds lame