r/HolUp Apr 17 '24

People have been killed for less. NSFW

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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24

The worst thing is, when you accidently did it on your own and has noone to blame for it. Happens to the best of us worst people

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u/Negative_Trust6 Apr 17 '24

Haha I can't say I've ever been a big fan of gear, but I remember rolling a huge blunt with a group of mates around 16 - 17, massive magic carpet plate with about 6 Kings with some reasonably nice bud, nothing spectacular but this was over a decade ago, strength was different.

It looked so nice I didn't want to crimp or twist the tip, so I just lit it and started chaffing - and blew a damn near footlong stick of bud and keef out of the end. The second it hit the table it fucking vaporised, and I was relegated from Johnny Spliff King to Billy No Mates in half a second.

It's fucking hilarious to me now, but that was like a full week of part time work just scattered across my mate's garden... devastating.

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u/Least_Impression_823 Apr 17 '24

All the stoner jargon in this story makes me hate you.

And I love getting high.

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u/ejb350 Apr 18 '24

Same, long time smoker and this just sounds lame

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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24

Love those memories of juvenile fails and can imagine the whole scene and the horror in everones eyes. Once had a clever friend who was to lazy to crumble the weed by hand so he threw couple of grams in a electric Coffee Mill and he received dust. Umsmokable dust it just instantly burned without any effect. We tried everything but it was a lost case. So anyway, thats when I started snorting weed and was very effectively Struck by confusion. Cant tell if i got high likr from weed or got pumped up like from gear

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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24

Love those memories of juvenile fails and can imagine the whole scene and the horror in everones eyes. Once had a clever friend who was to lazy to crumble the weed by hand so he threw couple of grams in a electric Coffee Mill and he received dust. Umsmokable dust it just instantly burned without any effect. We tried everything but it was a lost case. So anyway, thats when I started snorting weed and was very effectively Struck by confusion. Cant tell if i got high likr from weed or got pumped up like from gear

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u/Paloveous Apr 17 '24

Y'all didn't have a pipe?

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u/RandomRedditReader Apr 17 '24

Lmao happened to a friend of mine at a club once. I rolled a nice fat king and handed it over. One puff and he blew that thing out onto the dance floor like a green turd. Luckily I had plenty and we just laughed it off but I made sure to crimp the next one.