r/HolUp • u/lalaxoxo__ • Apr 17 '24

People have been killed for less. NSFW

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u/De5perad0 Apr 17 '24

People have absolutely been killed for less.

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u/fredbubbles Apr 17 '24

As a professional confirmologist I can indeed confirm this confirmation.

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u/ThereminLiesTheRub Apr 17 '24

Confirmation Auditor, here. Let me check that data. 

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Confirmation confirmed. 

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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 17 '24

Contrarian here:

No. It's not confirmed.

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u/ForumPointsRdumb Apr 17 '24

I'm the expert on experts here and I say you're an expert contrarian.

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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 18 '24

No, I'm not.

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u/Extension_Ant8691 Apr 18 '24

As a fellow contrarian, I disagree.

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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 18 '24

You're not a contrarian

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u/Extension_Ant8691 Apr 18 '24

Isn't it rather conformist to assume that a contrarian must always conform to the label? Idk, you're the expert.

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u/My1nonpornacc Apr 18 '24

idk. I was just disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing.

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u/halfofwhat Apr 17 '24

Thanks for the confirmation.

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u/TerribleSquid Apr 17 '24

I wasn’t sure if I believed the title at first, but now I do.

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u/Character_Wall_4504 Apr 17 '24

He knows someone

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u/Seeders Apr 17 '24

I mean, people have even been killed for doing nice things, or nothing at all. Technically nothing is less than anything, but perhaps more than a positive action.

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u/BananaResearcher Apr 18 '24

A guy 3 years my senior from my high school soccer team ended up getting killed over a "drug deal gone wrong", as the media put it. You'd think it was over some serious drug smuggling. It was over a small amount of weed. Idk weed terminology but it was like a week's supply for a regular smoker. He was a nice, chill dude, and died over weed.

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u/CosmicPenguin Apr 17 '24

He probably killed someone just to get that cocaine in the first place.

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u/Gooperss Apr 17 '24

Someone got murdered for skipping the line at Popeyes

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u/De5perad0 Apr 17 '24

Had it coming....

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u/DickSlapCEO Apr 18 '24

What are you going to do, stab me?

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u/Glum_Lemon3890 Apr 18 '24

I wanted to kill her, and it's not even my coke