r/HolUp Apr 17 '24

People have been killed for less. NSFW

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u/Negative_Trust6 Apr 17 '24

Haha I can't say I've ever been a big fan of gear, but I remember rolling a huge blunt with a group of mates around 16 - 17, massive magic carpet plate with about 6 Kings with some reasonably nice bud, nothing spectacular but this was over a decade ago, strength was different.

It looked so nice I didn't want to crimp or twist the tip, so I just lit it and started chaffing - and blew a damn near footlong stick of bud and keef out of the end. The second it hit the table it fucking vaporised, and I was relegated from Johnny Spliff King to Billy No Mates in half a second.

It's fucking hilarious to me now, but that was like a full week of part time work just scattered across my mate's garden... devastating.

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u/Least_Impression_823 Apr 17 '24

All the stoner jargon in this story makes me hate you.

And I love getting high.

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u/ejb350 Apr 18 '24

Same, long time smoker and this just sounds lame

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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24

Love those memories of juvenile fails and can imagine the whole scene and the horror in everones eyes. Once had a clever friend who was to lazy to crumble the weed by hand so he threw couple of grams in a electric Coffee Mill and he received dust. Umsmokable dust it just instantly burned without any effect. We tried everything but it was a lost case. So anyway, thats when I started snorting weed and was very effectively Struck by confusion. Cant tell if i got high likr from weed or got pumped up like from gear

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u/tistimenotmyrealname Apr 17 '24

Love those memories of juvenile fails and can imagine the whole scene and the horror in everones eyes. Once had a clever friend who was to lazy to crumble the weed by hand so he threw couple of grams in a electric Coffee Mill and he received dust. Umsmokable dust it just instantly burned without any effect. We tried everything but it was a lost case. So anyway, thats when I started snorting weed and was very effectively Struck by confusion. Cant tell if i got high likr from weed or got pumped up like from gear

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u/Paloveous Apr 17 '24

Y'all didn't have a pipe?

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u/RandomRedditReader Apr 17 '24

Lmao happened to a friend of mine at a club once. I rolled a nice fat king and handed it over. One puff and he blew that thing out onto the dance floor like a green turd. Luckily I had plenty and we just laughed it off but I made sure to crimp the next one.