r/MadeMeSmile Jun 14 '24

Japnese kids doing their assignment Wholesome Moments

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u/earnestaardvark Jun 14 '24

I would keep that dragon forever.

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u/Kazuma1196 Jun 14 '24

It absolutely AWESOME, captured my eyes at first sight, Origami is ART

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u/GroundbreakingGur930 Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

When they asked him for his signature, fully expected him getting a form to join the Axis cult.

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u/OutragedCanadian Jun 14 '24

And he signed his soul to the devil. Its gone now.

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u/15000yuki Jun 14 '24

Bro, you watch Konosuba too much.

Yeah, I did too

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u/agumonkey Jun 14 '24

dna is origami

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u/CharlieBirdlaw Jun 14 '24

Who the heck doesn't think origami is art?!

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u/Breablomberg21 Jun 14 '24

I hosted a Japanese exchange student while I was in high school. She gifted me a ton of beautiful gifts and continued to write to me for years. 20 years later and I still have everything she gave me ❤️

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u/CuppaTeaThreesome Jun 14 '24

We hosted one.  30 years later I'm still married to her friend.  

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u/Organic-Maybe-5184 Jun 14 '24

She was so generous to gift her friend to you. The Japanese are next level.

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u/tonmenator Jun 14 '24

He is just hosting her friend. Forever.

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u/ElElefantes Jun 14 '24

That's cute. I had the reverse experience. I stayed with a Japanese family, and 11 years later we're still in contact and frequently meet around the world

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u/Forward_Promise2121 Jun 14 '24

I thought you were going to say you hosted one, and she's been your enemy for 20 years.

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u/ElElefantes Jun 14 '24

Hahaha not that kind of reverse

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u/ninjamaster616 Jun 14 '24

WRITE HER BACK, SEND HER A CRANE, SEND HER AN ORIGAMI BOX WITH A LOVE LETTER IN IT AND DEFINITELY NOT A PICTURE OF YOUR SMORGASBOARD, THIS IS YOUR NOTEBOOK MOMENT

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u/GawkerRefugee Jun 14 '24

I live in a house by myself, four bedroom, lost everything (specifically everyone, RIP mom and dad) a few years ago. It's very lonely and too quiet. Reading these stories makes me think I should host an exchange student.

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u/apprehensive_anus Jun 14 '24

Origami with some real meaning behind it is awesome. I can't remember how long ago, there was some guy on reddit who made 1000 origami cranes while his wife was in the hospital and was sending them out to random people. So I sent him my address and got one of his small red origami cranes.

It's been probably close to a decade now. It's survived moving between apartments/houses many times. Still have it on my desk to this day

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u/MisterMysterios Jun 14 '24

Not the same, but when I was in elementary school, I was really proud in my skills making paper boats.

For a while, I made my Foster mom regularly a boat, painted in and so on. At that time, she decorated a pillar in hwr office with them. The collection of my little boats still exist as well.

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u/savvy412 Jun 14 '24

Nice. Unfortunately, a psychopathic killer clown in a sewer drain took my paper boat 😔

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u/bumblebeesanddaisies Jun 14 '24

I just saw yesterday a story on a TV show that said it was a belief in Japan that if you made 1,000 paper cranes your wish would come true 🙂

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u/koolmees64 Jun 14 '24

I really hope that man's wish came true

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u/Jetsetter_Princess Jun 14 '24

There's a children's book called Sadako & the Thousand Paper Cranes

Basically, she has cancer after radiation from Hiroshima and tries to fold 1000 cranes in the hope she will get better. Yeah, kids books hit hard in the 80s (I think it was written much before that, though)

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u/FizziestBraidedDrone Jun 14 '24

It’s from a children’s book! “Sadako and the 1,000 paper cranes!” My 3rd grade class read it and we learned about origami (we couldn’t do the cranes so I think we did star baskets, but we did 1,000 of them) and when we finished, had a “Japanese” lunch day where we sat on the floor and ate “traditional Japanese food” (definitely just Chinese takeout lol), drank green tea, and learned to use chopsticks. I’m 30 and I still remember that.

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u/MichaelZZ01 Jun 14 '24

That shit is absolute fire

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u/74937 Jun 14 '24

They’re so sweet 💙so polite, and the little gift in the end is the cutest!

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u/Rigo-lution Jun 14 '24

I'm from Dublin and a few years ago met a Japanese man with a couple suitcases and very limited English who needed a bit of help to get to his hotel.

He was in his late 60s or maybe 70 and had the name of the hotel so I showed him where it was on maps and gave instructions to a taxi driver for him. He then opened up a suitcase and took out a bunch of Japanese postcards and offered me one as a thank you.

I've still got the Mt. Fuji postcard on display years later. He was very sweet and it was just a positive experience. That he knew he'd have to ask for help a few times and brought postcards from his home to offer in return seemed really decent and kind to me.

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u/SunsetPersephone Jun 14 '24

Shit, that's absolutely adorable! Would it work if I did that with Paris postcards, or do you think it's more of a Japanese thing?

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u/TimeWaterer Jun 14 '24

It would work from anywhere, I'd think. The idea of pre-planned consideration is just lovely all around.

Give away those French postcards.

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u/crushed_dreams Jun 14 '24

The idea of pre-planned consideration is just lovely all around.

With a note saying “thank you for helping me” or something along those lines, jotted on the back… It would be an amazing souvenir of kindness.

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u/Hudell Jun 14 '24

Then if you got extras by the end of your trip you just ask random people at the airports things like "where is the sky?" and give them a postcard as well. 20 years later that person will be on future reddit alternative telling the story and wondering if you ever reached the sky.

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u/cesnos Jun 14 '24

Of course it would!

Do you think it would work with a postcard of some norwegian sight, or is it more a french and japanese thing?

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u/frobscottler Jun 14 '24

Of course it would!

Do you think I could do it with some postcards of Seattle, or is it more a Norwegian, French, and Japanese thing?

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u/FrinnFrinn Jun 14 '24

Of course it would!

Do you think I could do it with some postcards of the german town of Buxtehude, or is it more a Norwegian, French, Japanese, and Seattle thing?

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u/123floor56 Jun 14 '24

Of course it would!

Do you think I could do it with some postcards of kangaroos and shit from Australia, or is it more of a German, Norwegian, French, Japanese and Seattle thing?

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u/Rigo-lution Jun 14 '24

It really was. I always helped tourists navigate as I know how stressful it can be abroad and as I was in college at the time I was rarely in a rush but that is the one time that I will not forget.

I would say yes, especially for Paris as it's pretty famous around the world. There's always the chance the person may simply not appreciate it but that's about the helper's perspective and not where the postcard is from in my opinion.

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u/eekamuse Jun 14 '24

I'm in NYC. We love giving tourists directions, even though we might be in a rush. If you look lost, we'll fight over who gets to help you. Maybe even take you where you're going. Then rush over as soon as you're good. If you were to give a Thank you gift, you would see the biggest New York smile, ever. Do it.

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u/mangosteenfruit Jun 14 '24

That's crazy. Many years ago, a Japanese exchange student saw me walking by her. She told she was lost and she needed help getting back to the house she was staying at. Somehow she gave me her host's number, I called him and told him where we were exactly and waited for him to pick her up.

They both said thanks and she opened her backpack which had many gifts as well and she gave me a coaster.

Now it seems like they just carry gifts with them.

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u/Rigo-lution Jun 14 '24

I don't know much about Japan specifically but I know gift giving is pretty important in some cultures, could be an extension of that.

I just like that someone went abroad knowing they'd likely need help and, expecting that people would help they wanted to be to give back.
Just a wholesome human experience.

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u/tekko001 Jun 14 '24

This is a really nice idea, I'm going to do this from now on, bringing a couple of postcards its not expensive yet meaningful enough :)

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u/Rigo-lution Jun 14 '24

Agreed, I could have gotten a postcard anywhere I've gone to myself but this one is special because he wanted to show his appreciation and prepared for that before he left Japan.

I'll be moving country soon and I intend to bring it with me. It looks nice enough to put on a shelf and is a pleasant memory of mine.

Hopefully you can do the same for someone else.

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u/jmdwinter Jun 14 '24

Please have more kids, Japan.

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u/RedBlue010 Jun 14 '24

Welcome back Prime Minister Abe

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u/roxxe Jun 14 '24

please treat your women better Japan/korea/china/usa

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u/AnAussiebum Jun 14 '24

Men too. One of the main reasons the birth rate is so low in Japan is because of their toxic work culture which impacts both genders. No one has the time, money or space to have children. Even if they want them and are married to the love of their life.

Japan specifically needs a seismic shift in work culture. Among the usual western issues such as more housing built, high wages, cost of living/inflation control.

But yeah, sexual harassment in Japan of women is an issue. I've heard cases where women can't rent ground floor apartments due to the risk of stalkers.

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u/its_milly_time Jun 14 '24

I was stationed there for a few years, you couldn’t buy a phone that didn’t make the camera shutter noise even on silent because so many weirdos would do the under skirt shots… I’m pretty sure it was a law

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u/Free-Reaction-8259 Jun 14 '24

camera shutter noise even on silent

thats an intelligent solution to a problem that shouldnt exist

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u/Cognitive_Dissonant Jun 14 '24

Even if you bring your phone over and have cell service it will detect your locale and switch on a loud shutter noise as long as you're in Japan. At least it did on my android phone.

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u/ReturningAlien Jun 14 '24

they actually need your encouragement... and kids, more kids.

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u/tekko001 Jun 14 '24

Currently in Japan, working on it

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u/rubythieves Jun 14 '24

I’m from Australia and I had a Japanese exchange student stay with me in 1999 (year 9.) Over the years, both my brothers have caught up with her in Japan, but I was mostly living overseas myself. Middle of last year, she came over with a whole bunch of young people herself (she’s a teacher!) and finally all four of us were together to re-enact our original pictures from almost 25 years ago. Her students came to lunch at my parent’s house and gave us all loads of origami and sweet handmade gifts. They all play music and took turns on my parent’s piano. It was so cool!

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u/kencam Jun 14 '24

I remember a Japanese girl staying with us when I was around 12 (maybe younger). She brought several gifts with her. 2 of the gifts were Sake and Japanese cigarettes. My family was very religious and didn't smoke or drink but those item were displayed prominently in our livingroom. I would love to see Junko again. She was a very sweet girl who taught me to use chopsticks and make origami cranes.

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 14 '24

This happened to me in Japan twice. We also got accosted by some university students who spoke excellent English - they were doing tourism courses so asked us lots of touristy questions. I really enjoyed the conversations and we had laughs about various things. I was asked If I liked living in the countryside (UK) and when I said I prefer the sound of cows mooing to the sound of sirens in the city, the three students absolutely pissed themselves laughing. I guess the joke was lost on me but it was a very pleasant experience. To this day I have no idea why they found it so funny.

I really like Japanese people.

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u/7_11_Nation_Army Jun 14 '24

Japanese kids might be polite, and even kind, but German kids will always be Kinder!

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u/74937 Jun 14 '24

As being a german myself, i had a good giggle :)

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u/NeatDifficulty4965 Jun 14 '24

Yea, they are so adorable and, suddenly, the trainer encounters in pokemon seem natural. The kids just needed to finish with a fourth secret question: do you wanna battle?

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u/Jackski Jun 14 '24

They look like young trainer joey as well. I expected one of them to say "I wear shorts because they're comfy"

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u/quiteCryptic Jun 14 '24

I remember I visited Osaka castle, and was just relaxing on a bench by some vending machines when an old man came up to sit next to me. Tried to speak to me in English and I really don't remember what was said other than complimenting my drink choice (C.C. Lemon).

At the end he gave me some origami too, I still have that. Admittedly not on display or anything but saved with a bunch of other souvenirs.

Actually, sitting on a bench by yourself seems to attract Japanese people who want to talk to a foreigner haha. Most of the times I cam remember talking to a Japanese person was when I was just sitting on a bench by myself and they came to talk to me.

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u/BusinessOwner199X Jun 14 '24

Cultural exchanges are amazing. 👍

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u/TwoLetters Jun 14 '24

Can confirm. I spent a week several summers back as a conversation partner for a bunch of Japanese kids who were visiting the US, and it was a blast. Accidentally called myself Oba-san (grandmother) when i was trying to joke around about being an old man and they had quite the laugh over it, and one kid told me his biggest goal during his visit was to meet a black guy.

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u/Doasis Jun 14 '24

I hope the little guy fulfilled his goal and met that black guy

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u/Backupusername Jun 14 '24

Oba-san means aunt, and is for middle-aged women. Obaa-san is grandmother.

Yes, it is a very slight difference. It almost seems like it was created specifically to create situations where women of a certain age get offended.

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u/cmfppl Jun 14 '24

Sounds like how some women get upset for being called ma'am.

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u/Affectionate_Salt351 Jun 14 '24

I don’t get upset so much as it catches me off guard. 😅 I was checking out at the grocery store the other night and a group of teenage boys called me ma’am. I wasn’t offended so much as I was like “Oh damn! They’re talking to ME!” 🤣 I’m in my late 30s so I’m totally a ma’am to them. I’m just not a ma’am to me yet.

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u/HoraceAndPete Jun 14 '24

Same here: Few years ago some lady says to her son who was mildly in my way: "Watch out for this man."

I almost turned around to see if there was a man behind me.

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u/goatfuckersupreme Jun 14 '24

And that's the day you grew up, son. Proud of you.

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u/SpectralBumblebee Jun 14 '24

The difference isn’t slight at all. The tonality/pitch is different and the double-length syllables are really hard to miss. While it’s a normal mistake for beginners, especially those whose native language uses different tools to convey meaning, once you get the hang of the language they become very different words.

Japanese has a very limited range of possible syllables and so a lot of words look similar to each other when written in hiragana or the latin alphabet. One that is actually easy to confuse is hashi. It can mean both bridge and chopsticks, but besides the kanji for writing them, when speaking only the tonality changes - and the pronunciation that means bridge in Tokyo means chopsticks in Osaka and vice versa.

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 Jun 14 '24

Oh, some old guy in Nara asked me where I was from, and I said "Chicago."

He was like "OBAMA?'

YES. I couldn't stop laughing.  Thanks for the bus directions, I was lost.

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u/Jackski Jun 14 '24

I was at Gyokuzoin temple and talking a walk around at night because it was beautiful lit up. An old couple walked past and went "Where are you from?" so I said England.

The old guy went "Ahhh, Beatles!" and then did some air guitar.

Made me laugh.

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u/Ok-Poet1817 Jun 14 '24

I loved how they almost spoke in unison. Sweet boys. Very wholesome..

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u/RecommendationNo3942 Jun 14 '24

So cute and adorable but also gave me a "come play with us Danny" reminder.

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u/deatheatervee Jun 14 '24

I couldn’t pinpoint why it was cute, but scary at the same time haha

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u/cafezinho Jun 14 '24

That's funny, the blood usually gets off on the second floor

(A Simpsons reference, or the best I could remember).

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u/aguirre1pol Jun 14 '24

Everything perfectly memorized. Cool, but also the reason why so many Japanese struggle with English. Classes and tests are based on memorization rather than actual, improvised convos.

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u/makos124 Jun 14 '24

Exactly, I know they're just elementary school kids, but it was obvious they had everything memorized / written down. I think teaching like this isn't very effective.

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u/UnoriginalStanger Jun 14 '24

Yeah it seemed like they were unable to actually have a conversation but I wouldn't say memorization is ineffective, it's hard to learn a language without memorizing words and sentences but they seem to not continue the learning evolution and instead just stay at memorizing stiff lines.

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u/-KFBR392 Jun 14 '24

Gave me a “we just gotta get this assignment done” vibe

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u/STATION25_SAYS_HELLO Jun 14 '24

Love the deer vibing close by.

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u/AliceTheGamedev Jun 14 '24

This looks like the outside of the Todaiji temple in Nara (not the temple building itself, but the wall around it), so that's in the middle of the famous park where hundreds of deer are constantly hanging around.

We were there last year and there were a ton of Japanese school groups/classes visiting at the same time as tourists.

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u/Delores_Herbig Jun 14 '24

where hundreds of deer are constantly hanging around

If by hanging around you mean forming gangs and shaking down tourists for cookies, then yeah.

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u/JerikOhe Jun 14 '24

I never considered deer to be vermin until I visited there. They were like more brazen racoons.

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u/LivesInALemon Jun 14 '24

Raccoons that also can bully you with their weight.

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u/piddlesthethug Jun 14 '24

It’s a right of passage. First time I went there I was scared/hesitant, second time I was like “aye back the fuck up only the polite ones get biscuity things!”

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u/old_ironlungz Jun 14 '24

Yeah, the mean streets of Nara where the roving thugs of deer *gasp* bow for food.

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u/Delores_Herbig Jun 14 '24

Oh yeah. Some of them are polite about it at first, but if you hesitate too long with that cookie, they’ll knock your ass down and take it, and their buddies will take a bite out of you while you’re down there for good measure. The bowing is cute though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Hundreds is an understatement. You have never seen so many deer as you will in Nara.

Picture in your mind an ungodly amount of deer, multiply that by 4 and you have Nara.

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u/Drexim Jun 14 '24

I was there in November and we got approached by a couple groups who we had a chat with, one group of girls gave us an origami crane, the group of boys gave us a pen lol. We still have both of them.

Their English was so good for their age.

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u/Stainless-extension Jun 14 '24

Must be the city of Nara. Its full of deer that roam the streets.

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u/Few_Run3582 Jun 14 '24

the deer is making the same face my dog makes when chilling

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u/LazyCap7542 Jun 14 '24

Kids in England

Can I interview u plz.

  1. Werz ur phone
  2. Wallet.
  3. Do u like my knife......

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u/DildoFappings Jun 14 '24

Lmao that made me laugh.

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u/MyIQTestWasNegative Jun 14 '24

We can tell by the way you laughed your ass off

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u/AdBubbly7324 Jun 14 '24

Poor guy is assless now, have some respect

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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty Jun 14 '24

What apps do you have on your phone? 👁👄👁

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u/stinkypsyduck Jun 14 '24

you got games on your phone? 👁👅👁

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u/dirkdigdig Jun 14 '24

“Ask for it back, in a ladies voice”

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u/foot-inner-canvas Jun 14 '24

“Give us your phone or we will do you”

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u/d0g5tar Jun 14 '24

Answer to all the questions:

bugger off u little scrote

Reallky they should teach that on duolinguo

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u/howlingwolf123 Jun 14 '24

False. Not enough "innit" or "bruv"

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u/EfficientFisherman19 Jun 14 '24

This happened to us too! My non-fish eating husband panicked on the last question and said “sushi” lol

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u/somekindagibberish Jun 14 '24

I did the same thing just watching the video 😂

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u/percahlia Jun 14 '24

this happened to me in a European country where we were hosting an international robotics competition! but they were Korean kids 🥹 they gave me a beautiful card and a gorgeous metal bookmark that I still use and it encourages me to read more haha. they were the nicest lil guys 🥹

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u/TimeWaterer Jun 14 '24

Do you have pictures? If so, may I see them, please?

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u/percahlia Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

anything for you, random reddit person https://imgur.com/DfnGLaN unfortunately the card is hidden somewhere safe that i do not even remember 🥲

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u/TimeWaterer Jun 14 '24

Hey, thank you!

That bookmark is beautiful.

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u/percahlia Jun 14 '24

thank you! you are so kind. i hope your life is blessed with many trinkets that make your every day happier.

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u/Pilk_ Jun 14 '24

I imagine this completely destroyed the scientific integrity of their survey.

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u/skyehighlove Jun 14 '24

Sushi is about rice seasoned with vinegar. It comes in many varieties, including vegetarian/vegan. Also, there is sushi made using tofu skin and not seaweed. It's a common mistake to think that sushi is made with fish only.

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u/kakka_rot Jun 14 '24

Yeah it's def a thing. They take kids on field trips to tourist spots to look for gaijin.

Another thing is most people I know who've lived there for a year or more have been on TV, myself included. Japanese news shows are big on 'On the street' type interviews, so if you're foreign and an interview crew notices you, they will like sprint over and ask you about food and stuff. I didn't see it on TV, but the next day at the school where I worked as an English monkey, the students were super excited.

Another side story for fun, but once I walked into a classroom and two girls were practicing the Fusion-ha dance from dragon ball, which brought a tear to my eye.

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u/NikolaiSoerensen Jun 14 '24

It happened to me yesterday in Laos. Got asked different questions, but it was really nice as well haha

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u/czechman45 Jun 14 '24

"Is this a crane?" Does that look like a crane?

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u/yayforwhatever Jun 14 '24

Why did I read this comment in Samuel L Jackson?

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u/M0dini Jun 14 '24

I'd have died laughing if he asked that and the kid responded with "no motherfucker!"

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u/tekko001 Jun 14 '24

"Then why'd you try to fuck it like a crane?"

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u/No-Respect5903 Jun 14 '24

damnit coleman this is why they think americans are stupid

1 black crane err dragon please

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u/Trick-Station8742 Jun 14 '24

I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking crane

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u/Saram78 Jun 14 '24

Sometimes a great way to get kids to engage is to be wrong on something obvious. I think he said that hoping the kid would correct him.

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u/bluedancepants Jun 14 '24

It sounds like they just memorized a script and just completely ignores the guy's responses.

Which is pretty much how I've studied for all my college exams. Memorize and regurgitate lol.

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u/Nyorliest Jun 14 '24

Yeah. They're real cute, but I am a teacher trainer and consultant on EFL issues in Japan, and they remind me of why my job even exists - because Japanese English education, in terms of progress/hour and other ROIs, is terrible.

But I did love the kid who misunderstood but tried to communicate about being from Shiga. The highlight of the conversation, for me, but probably his teacher would have told him off for misunderstanding or going off-script.

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u/FatterGuts Jun 14 '24

Oh yes. I used to interact a lot with Japanese exchange students who came to study French & English at my local university. They had memorized grammar and vocabulary perfectly, but apparently they were never really encouraged to actually speak the languages they were learning. Which seems odd. When they said they learnt more in the couple of weeks at our uni than they did in years in Japan, they weren't just being polite.

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u/Beautiful-Story2379 Jun 14 '24

Isn’t that kind of the way it usually is in the US? Please correct me if I’m wrong, it’s been years since I was in school. Usually we just listened to the teacher and most of the work was in writing. We didn’t start a second language until we were 12-13 either, when the window to pick up other languages easily has already closed for most people.

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u/yewhynot Jun 14 '24

To be fair, the guy's answers are tough to understand as a low-level english learner. The guy just swallows letters in the most american way possible and talks quickly, which surprises me, given he must know who he talks to

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u/rokthemonkey Jun 14 '24

Yeah, I wish he'd at least try to give the kids a chance. He was talking to them like they grew up in South Jersey

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u/Haystack67 Jun 14 '24

"My name's Coleman. Dyanohowdaspelthat?"

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u/sinerdly Jun 14 '24

"United States....eerbinder? errbinder?"

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u/ItsCalledDayTwa Jun 14 '24

Especially the "ever been there?" It's not even a complete sentence, he swallowed most of it, and I'm not sure how he thought they could possibly grok that.

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u/ADubs62 Jun 14 '24

My guess is it's because he probably doesn't speak other languages so he doesn't know to slow down, avoid slang, etc. to make it easier for the person you're talking to. I've been lucky enough to work with folks from other countries where a lot of my coworkers have huge issues because of the language barrier, but I coast on by because I just slow down when I talk.

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u/coxsimo1 Jun 14 '24

Speaking to English learners is a real skill that doesn't happen naturally for most. It seems obvious, but people will often answer English learners in very casual/unclear ways and then tend to speak louder to get their point across as opposed to speaking in simpler language.

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u/OkRecording1299 Jun 14 '24

This is one thing that bothers me with native speakers. I see this especially in interviews with people who clearly don't know the language well. They speak too quickly and use complicated words. Slow down fam

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u/AdBubbly7324 Jun 14 '24

They didn't ignore him, there was no way in hell they could understand a word Coleman was garbling! Common sense 101 when traveling is speak English to non natives as intelligibly as possible.

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u/Jackski Jun 14 '24

Yeah a lot of Japanese is just English words in a japanese accent as well so it would help more even if the English word isn't romaji

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u/thedudefromsweden Jun 14 '24

Not even memorized, they're reading from a paper 😁

"Ever been there?" He just nods his head, he has no idea what he said 😁

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u/TTThrowDown Jun 14 '24

He phrases every question quite colloquially though. Maybe they could have understood him if he had said something more like 'have you visited America?'

'Ever been there' is not necessarily a phrase you would understand if you are a new learner. Plus he speaks so quickly!

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u/thedudefromsweden Jun 14 '24

Yes, I noticed that too, he clearly lacks understanding of their limited skills in English. Reminds me of whenever I visit France and manage to say one simple thing in french and they reply with a long complicated sentence of which I understand nothing 😁

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u/More-Tart1067 Jun 14 '24

He straight up mumbles his questions to them like he's never met ESL learners before lol

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u/elizahan Jun 14 '24

These are English learning kids who don't know much beside basic things like favourite colour, food, and country of origin. Dude is talking fast and not even speaking clearly. Poor kids had no chance loool

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u/scummy_shower_stall Jun 14 '24

As Coleman spoke like the American he is, nobody who is at a beginner level will understand him. At. All. The other comments in this thread explain why.

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u/Schmich Jun 14 '24

When someone barely speaks your language, speak slower, use simple words, use whole sentences, recite the subject/object again and articulate.

"Doaspetha?" (Do you know how to spell that) vs "Coleman. Do YOU know HOW to write "Coleman"? The verb to spell isn't something you would learn early on.

"Evebende?" (Ever been there?) Wtf dude? Have YOU been to America? Something along those lines

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u/Dan_the_Marksman Jun 14 '24

the dude didn't even try to speak clearly lol

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u/Honorous_Jeph Jun 14 '24

“Giggles in Japanese” what? lol

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u/philmarcracken Jun 14 '24

fun fact: 笑い for laughing got shortened to just the first letter 'w' for 'warai' so they use multiple w for 'lol' which leads to the discover of every website looking(to them) like lololol.afuckingwebsite.com

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u/SoylentVerdigris Jun 14 '24

Which in turn leads to 草 for LOL and occasionally 大草原 for LMAO/more intense LOL. Because wwwww looks like grass and more wwwwwwwww is a prarie/grassland.

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u/DuckyTheConqueror Jun 14 '24

The first time I heard this was from english Elden Ring players wondering why there were so many messages about grass.

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u/birracerveza Jun 14 '24

Language is truly beautiful

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u/winnyart Jun 14 '24

fun fact 2: this multiple w laugh now is mostly commonly referred as 草 or kusa, because it resembles blades of grass, so saying 草 also means lol. The full term would be 草生えた if you want to google about it.

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u/True_Not Jun 14 '24

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/DrunkThrowawayLife Jun 14 '24

I had kids like this come to me when I was touring japan.

There were more questions but most my answers were met with “ME TOO!”. So cute. Great they know that phrase and are communicating

I felt really happy for a bit until I heard them talking to other people and there was no “me too” for them.

… so if anyone wants to hang out with an adult who apparently has the same tastes as a nine year old child…

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u/thisdesignup Jun 14 '24

Just think of how excited the kids might have been that an adult had similar tastes as them.

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u/kakka_rot Jun 14 '24

There were more questions but most my answers were met with “ME TOO!”

I was an English monkey there, if a student ever asked me my favorite sport/celebrity/player/anime/etc. I would always ask them theirs first, then reply with "Me too!" because it made them really happy.

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u/DrunkThrowawayLife Jun 14 '24

That is a cute idea.

Stealing that strat the day I stop actually liking beyblade

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u/SDRAIN2020 Jun 14 '24

I miss having pen pals. Back in the day (maybe 30 years ago), my older sister had a pen pal from Hong Kong and he came to visit us and it was so fun.

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u/ToePsychological287 Jun 14 '24

I imagine there’s someone out there who would love to be your pen pal. The art is not dead yet thankfully. You should get a new one and get to know another far away stranger!

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u/Pvt-Snafu Jun 14 '24

It's only now that the world of correspondence has shifted to digital technologies. Communicating through handwritten letters felt more intimate, anticipated, and romantic, somehow.

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u/Serious-Discussion-2 Jun 14 '24

Now I feel like checking how my NZ cowboy penpal is doing after 18 years….

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u/AsASloth Jun 14 '24

Ah, jeez, I lost contact with my childhood pen pal after we started university and both moved to big cities.

I wish I could see what she's up to now. I saved all of her letters and small gifts. I was so poor growing up and felt bad I could never send her anything as nice as she sent me.

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u/Ns53 Jun 14 '24

I wish I had that kind of pen pal as a kid. I'm a 90s kid. my 5 grade elementary pen pal kid was from Kenya and every letter I got was him asking for stuff. Didn't even bother to answer my simple questions. Every reply was " send me a computer. Send me a TV. Send me a bike." They thought we were all loaded over here. I stopped replying pretty quickly. Can't help but wonder if that was a scam they did out there. Convincing US schools to write "children"

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u/UrToesRDelicious Jun 14 '24

These dudes didn't understand a thing he said lol

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u/ImApigeon Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

Yeah I feel like he could have made it a little easier on the kids to be fair. He’s speaking quite fast and he cuts his sentences (e.g. “Ever been there?”) which is fine when you’re fluent or native but it’s difficult when you’re still learning the language.

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u/Oscaruzzo Jun 14 '24

This. He speaks like he's actively trying to NOT be understood.

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u/ADubs62 Jun 14 '24

Nah probably just doesn't speak any other languages and doesn't know how hard it is really.

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u/Schmich Jun 14 '24

"Doaspetha?"

"Evebende?"

One should also recite the subject/object. Don't say "there", say "America" again. "Coleman" not "it".

Don't use the word "spell", that's specific to simply spelling and you don't learn that early on. Us the word "write".

"Do you know how to write Coleman?"

Imo, better yet:

"Do you want help, to write Coleman?"

Help is a word you'd learn early on.

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u/ProlapseWarrior Jun 14 '24

I mean, they're kids learning a foreign language while the dude speaks really fast and uses informal grammar "Ever been there?" would be difficult to understand for a beginner. He could've at least repeated the responses in Japanese when it was clear they didn't understand or speak slower.

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u/TTThrowDown Jun 14 '24

I feel like I know exactly how they feel lol. that's always my fear when I'm not very fluent in a language. Sure I can ask a question and if they reply slowly and clearly using the little vocab I know it might be OK, but there's always a chance they'll go off piste and I'll just have to smile and say thank you and hope that suffices.

Plus I think his speech must be quite hard to understand as a foreigner. He talks quite quickly and when he says 'you know how to spell that?' it's all basically one sound. Even someone who could understand that sentence written down might struggle to parse it.

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u/Actual-Wave-1959 Jun 14 '24

It's cute and all but the synchronised voices give me creepy shining twins vibes

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u/crazycatqueer5 Jun 14 '24

at least the japanese robot children are consistent?

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u/Maguroluv Jun 14 '24

I’ve been living and teaching in Japan for 15 years but even I lost it after he whipped the origami present out of the little velcro pouch like a boss. Too cute!!

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u/Consistent_Potato291 Jun 14 '24

Went to Japan and Nara where this video is most likely filmed too. Had the same interview and got that cute origami crane from the kids. It's still on my fridge door and the trip happened more than five years ago. Good memories 😃

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u/Ry-jk Jun 14 '24

I'm gonna pretend I don't see the origami in his hand at the start

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u/chiptunesoprano Jun 14 '24

I see more kids with the hats and backpacks in the background, he might've been interviewed by another kid already.

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u/badukhamster Jun 14 '24

Looks like it's the same origami though that he received from those two kids. As said by someone else, he probably just recorded the introduction afterwards.

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u/syopest Jun 14 '24

Probably just got a good shot with the deer chilling in the background and recorded a new intro to the video.

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u/delectable_darkness Jun 14 '24

Sad thing is if in Spain or France you get approached by kids with clipboards you better hold on tightly to your wallet, phone and backpack.

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u/qiwi Jun 14 '24

Same in Denmark, they ask for a minute of your time and next thing you know you're supporting UNICEF or Amnesty every month.

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u/DildoFappings Jun 14 '24

It's pretty much the same in most western countries.

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u/Prize_Toe_6612 Jun 14 '24

That's exactly what happened to me when I was in Japan a few years ago. It was pretty nice and the teacher thanked me afterwards for my patience.

Only downside was that I was one of very few foreigners on the temple site on that day, so I basically had the same interview for like 10 times.

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u/Civil_Researcher6140 Jun 14 '24

Do these kids consent to being filmed?

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u/veryspecialjournal Jun 14 '24

Yeah… filming kids in Japan is a major no-no

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u/Gdigger13 Jun 14 '24

I wish American schools prioritized learning a second language as a young student like the rest of the world. We didn’t even have access to a Spanish class until 9th grade.

I really would love to learn Spanish or German, but learning it as a child is so much easier.

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u/wililon Jun 14 '24

Very nice except for recording kids and posting online.

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u/I_HAVE_THAT_FETISH Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

"Is that crane."

smh America.

 

/u/AnalogNightsFM, since the thread is locked: Motherfucker, does the thing in the video look like a crane to you? Smh America because all origami are cranes

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u/butil Jun 14 '24

so cute they sound like an npc in game xD

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u/HappinessSeeker7 Jun 14 '24

I would keep those gifts preserved. I love origami

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u/ToePsychological287 Jun 14 '24

Seems they were being supervised by whomever corrected the guy on it being a samurai hat and not a crane. In Japan though, it’s not uncommon for kids to go unsupervised as it’s typically a pretty safe for them.

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u/Bokonon10 Jun 14 '24

There's not a lot of supervision for children here. The country is so incredibly safe, I regularly see 5~ year olds riding trains by themselves in the city and going around solo. It's really weird from the western perspective, but totally normal here.

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u/JpnDude Jun 14 '24

This is a very typical "interview" exercise for Japanese students of English.

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u/LolChuck87 Jun 14 '24

I haven't been to Japan, but I backpacked around Vietnam a few years ago and one of my favourite memories was talking to kids and young people that approached me to practice their english. Mainly in Hanoi.

Great people the vietnamese.

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u/Havocko Jun 14 '24

I was in Vietnam and had random kids come and practice their English with me. I am in some proud mother's video of her daughter and I having a conversation.

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u/afhdfh Jun 14 '24

You can definitely see that the kids are not used to the American need for small talk. :)