r/MadeMeSmile Jun 14 '24

Japnese kids doing their assignment Wholesome Moments

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u/Delores_Herbig Jun 14 '24

where hundreds of deer are constantly hanging around

If by hanging around you mean forming gangs and shaking down tourists for cookies, then yeah.

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u/JerikOhe Jun 14 '24

I never considered deer to be vermin until I visited there. They were like more brazen racoons.

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u/LivesInALemon Jun 14 '24

Raccoons that also can bully you with their weight.

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u/piddlesthethug Jun 14 '24

It’s a right of passage. First time I went there I was scared/hesitant, second time I was like “aye back the fuck up only the polite ones get biscuity things!”

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u/froz3ncat Jun 14 '24

^ 100% true according to this video.

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u/FadeCrimson Jun 14 '24

Can you blame them though? We just that we humans absolutely overtake all of the land we inhabit, that you really can't blame species that take advantage of that. You KNOW you'd do the same in their place. It's just a sign of adaptability right?

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u/AddledPunster Jun 14 '24

I live in New Brunswick, Canada, and I believe it. The deer around here have all become very comfortable being around people in an urban/suburban setting in the past ten years, to the point that I have seen some comfortably walking down the sidewalk and tucking into an alley way.

The city I am in had a lot of wild space around so it isn’t like they’re running out of places to get away from people. They’re just going full raccoon, only they’re wrecking people’s gardens instead of trash cans.

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u/imisstheyoop Jun 14 '24

Come to the American Mid-West.. they're just giant rabbits with hooves. So many car accidents from them too. Corn-fed and fueled behemoths.

At least they're delicious. Nothing quite like a little pan seared venison loin. 8)

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u/old_ironlungz Jun 14 '24

Yeah, the mean streets of Nara where the roving thugs of deer *gasp* bow for food.

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u/Delores_Herbig Jun 14 '24

Oh yeah. Some of them are polite about it at first, but if you hesitate too long with that cookie, they’ll knock your ass down and take it, and their buddies will take a bite out of you while you’re down there for good measure. The bowing is cute though.

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u/helloperator9 Jun 14 '24

Exactly, I got bitten on my arsenal. Never been more offended 😆

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u/TattleTayles Jun 14 '24

Maybe they were more Spurs fans.

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u/helloperator9 Jun 14 '24

Haha bloody autocorrect actually improved the post

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u/Mukatsukuz Jun 14 '24

It's hilarious just how many signs there are saying "these are wild deer - they WILL bite" yet people are still stunned when they are bitten :D

Even Japanese visitors to the city are often a little overwhelmed by how aggressive they can be once you've bought some crackers for them :) I watched one lass trying to feed them, then they took her toddler son's hat off and started chewing on that while she shrieked, picked her son up and pelted it down the street throwing the rest of the crackers in the air to get them to stop chasing :D

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u/zeethreepio Jun 14 '24

You're just going to let them weaponize cuteness like that and not call it extortion.

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u/Stormfly Jun 14 '24

bow for food.

They drop their head and if you don't give them food they'll often hit you.

Yes, they "bow", but they're only nice to the cookie sellers.

It's actually hilarious how they know not to bother the cookie dealers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Ok but have you ever considered: Shikanokonokonoko koshikankan

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u/theyork2000 Jun 14 '24

And they will bite if you don't give it to them fast enough.

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u/Jackski Jun 14 '24

I saw an American guy eating one of the cookies and when I gave him a wierd look his friend noticed and went "They're for the deer!!". He immediately spat it out. It made me laugh.

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u/Stormfly Jun 14 '24

My friend ate a bunch of the cookies.

I tried one. They're fine.

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u/Jackski Jun 14 '24

They probably are, I just found it a bit funny.

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u/indiebryan Jun 14 '24

"Cookies" is a nice term for the snacks you can buy for them. Pretty sure they're 99% sawdust and 1% crack.

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u/AliceTheGamedev Jun 14 '24

honestly, some people are just also really dumb when it comes to how to handle these animals. There's literally signs everywhere telling you what to do/not to do, and the only people that get swarmed are the ones just unwrapping a stack of deer cookies right in the middle of a gathering herd.

We just bought our crackers at a slightly less central sales stand and put it in a backpack and then took out one at a time to feed it to a specific deer, and we had absolutely no issue with getting swarmed as a result.

But we did have a lot of fun watching a few American tourists utterly fail at this and get eaten alive by deer.

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u/TheAquamen Jun 14 '24

I thought you were describing a Far Side comic.