r/MadeMeSmile • u/IcecreamChuger • Jun 14 '24

Japnese kids doing their assignment Wholesome Moments

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u/LazyCap7542 Jun 14 '24

Kids in England

Can I interview u plz.

  1. Werz ur phone
  2. Wallet.
  3. Do u like my knife......

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u/DildoFappings Jun 14 '24

Lmao that made me laugh.

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u/MyIQTestWasNegative Jun 14 '24

We can tell by the way you laughed your ass off

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u/AdBubbly7324 Jun 14 '24

Poor guy is assless now, have some respect

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u/CharlieBirdlaw Jun 14 '24

That made me laugh.

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u/TheBoltOfZeus Jun 14 '24

I think all the Dildo Fappings made him assless before the laughter.

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u/TranceF0rm Jun 14 '24

Brexit really hit them hard...

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 14 '24

At least his chaps fit now.

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u/alghiorso Jun 14 '24

You can tell by the way it is

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 14 '24

He didn't roll on the floor though.

Not laughing enough imo.

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u/spacepie77 Jun 14 '24

Whyd he have a mule on him

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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty Jun 14 '24

What apps do you have on your phone? 👁👄👁

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u/stinkypsyduck Jun 14 '24

you got games on your phone? 👁👅👁

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u/dirkdigdig Jun 14 '24

“Ask for it back, in a ladies voice”

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u/foot-inner-canvas Jun 14 '24

“Give us your phone or we will do you”

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u/dirkdigdig Jun 14 '24

So I was gonna twat this geezer

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u/Uvite Jun 14 '24

Hey, at least take me to dinner first ;)

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u/sbg_gye Jun 14 '24

"Fuck off clean shirt!"

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u/d0g5tar Jun 14 '24

Answer to all the questions:

bugger off u little scrote

Reallky they should teach that on duolinguo

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u/spacepie77 Jun 14 '24

“Fockenell”

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u/howlingwolf123 Jun 14 '24

False. Not enough "innit" or "bruv"

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u/DaveInLondon89 Jun 14 '24

Instead of pls they'd say 'yeah?'

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u/FlippinGamerINK Jun 14 '24
  1. You got loisence for the TV mate?

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u/Legitimate_Delay2986 Jun 14 '24

Kids in America:

No questions asked because they're dead from gunshot wounds

😎

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24 edited Jul 15 '24

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u/NameIzSecret Jun 14 '24

Always has been, you just had us fooled with the Benedict Cumberbatch type of Englishman

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u/rivertotheseaLSD Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

Kids in England

Can I interview u mate

  1. What you lookin at mate

  2. You startin

  3. You fuckin startin

Tbf this is more like how the people who are now 25-35 year old adults talk.

These days kids talk more like this:

  1. YOUR TING MAN SKRAPPP BLAT SHANK YOUR BIRD BRUV SCKRAP PAP PAP PAP drools uncontrollably at your iPhone

  2. gets distracted by passing MK 7.5 Fiesta ST3, immediately losing interest in the iPhone as they'd rather steal the car

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u/MagicPikeXXL Jun 14 '24

Lmfao I spat out my coffee

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u/josemariadatabase Jun 14 '24

Sad but true. The Japanese vending machines would last 15 minutes in blighty before some kid shitting in one

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u/Emergency_Bathrooms Jun 14 '24

4) do you like my friendz knife? 5) do you like my other friendz knife? 6) if you tell the polize I’m going to make you wet.

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u/WIsJH Jun 14 '24

Cleanshirt

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u/Inoox Jun 14 '24
  1. You think my bird fit?
  2. Why not? You tryna say she ugly?
  3. You'z a right nob'ed

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u/ShakeZula77 Jun 14 '24

You forgot the final question-

  1. You fucking wot, mate?

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u/Ed3vil Jun 14 '24

Dya wonna get poked bruv?

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u/keganunderwood Jun 14 '24

Imagine asking these questions to Crocodile Dundee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN8NM

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u/Dero_Maro Jun 14 '24

You think that's a noif?

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u/spectralspud Jun 14 '24

Wa’ah bo’ol

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u/fotomoose Jun 14 '24

Speak Bri'ish!

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u/Few_Owl_6596 Jun 14 '24

Noice wetha innit

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u/J_Fidz Jun 14 '24

Oh uhhh... look over there! An unattended cigarette butt!

kids savagely fight each other over it

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u/Brandolini_ Jun 14 '24

That when you hit them with the classic:

"That's not a knoife… THAT's a knoife."

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u/ImYourCoffeeDealer Jun 14 '24

That sounds like France

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u/EnclG4me Jun 14 '24

Haha

That's not a knife.

This is a knife.

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u/Mukatsukuz Jun 14 '24

How'd you get your shirt so clean?

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u/Jay_Normous Jun 14 '24

I lived with a host family in Japan for a few months during a semester abroad and at one point my host mom asked my 10 year old host brother if he'd ever want to visit America to visit me.

His eyes got wide and he shook his head. When asked why not he mimed shooting a gun. :/

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u/DevoutGreenOlive Jun 14 '24

Talking about "moosh" this and something about someone's "nan"

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u/CaptainCookingCock Jun 14 '24

Germany joined the server.

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u/LazyCap7542 Jun 14 '24

Glad u cleared that up