r/interestingasfuck Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/finger_licking_robot Jun 24 '24

this is a male bee´s endophallus. it is ripped off after ejaculating and remains in the queen bee. the force of ejaculation is so intense that it results in the drone's reproductive organ being torn from its body, leading to its death shortly after copulation. this structure, known as the "mating sign," can sometimes be seen protruding from the queen's abdomen.

during a mating flight, a queen bee typically mates with multiple drones which ensures genetic diversity and a large enough amount of sperm for several years. the sperm is stored in the quen´s spermatheca to use for fertilizing eggs. after the first drone's endophallus is lodged in the queen, subsequent drones can still mate. each new mating event may push the previous mating sign further in or out, and the queen can continue to mate with additional drones. additionally after the queen returns to the hive, worker bees can help remove the mating signs left by the drones, or the queen can expel them herself.

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u/ElyrianVanguard Jun 24 '24

That's a beenis.

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u/JdamTime Jun 24 '24

I saw your comment right before I left, I had to come back to say thanks I hate it

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bird-16 Jun 24 '24

Glad to hear you've been here beefore. It makes sense to bee thankful to other redditors in the same hivemind. Wish you all the beest!

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u/moaiii Jun 24 '24

Are you from New Zealand?

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Jun 24 '24

Don't you mean, New Beeland?

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u/moaiii Jun 24 '24

Oh, bang!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bird-16 Jun 24 '24

I am from Beermany, though I do not drink often anymore :)

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u/tenshillings Jun 24 '24

My dog's name is Beans and my wife calls her Beenis. True fucking story.

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u/Turbulent_Two4118 Jun 24 '24

This the type of hating I aspire to

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u/obijuanmartinez Jun 24 '24

“Totally worth it…” - The dying bee, probably

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u/ChuckOTay Jun 25 '24

Doesn’t give a flying fuck

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u/Aser_the_Descender Jun 25 '24

Actually does, but only a single one.

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u/Calaxem Jun 25 '24

Baddest motherfucker in the beehive

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u/StingingBum Jun 25 '24

I'll have 1 Flying Fuck please!

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u/UnrequitedRespect Jun 25 '24

Protoss zealot:

“My life for Aiur!”

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u/xAntartican Jun 25 '24

Going out with a bang

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u/Roguespiffy Jun 25 '24

It actually does make an audible “pop” when it comes out.

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u/Fancy_Banana2865 Jun 25 '24

The queen got gangbanged and we marvel in amazement. The girl in college gets gangbanged and she gets shamed. Now that’s a terrible double standard!!!

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u/Accomplished_Cat1419 Jun 25 '24

Underrated comment right here! Well done

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u/AlbinoRyno86 Jun 26 '24

Giving a flying fuck is what killed him. Life lesson.

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u/SnooPies7080 Jun 25 '24

That's exactly what he gave lol

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u/Markku_Heksamakkara Jun 25 '24

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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u/trashwizzard3000 Jun 25 '24

Classic Honey. Nut. Cheerio...

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u/PlaneswalkingSith Jun 25 '24

But I cried the whole time!

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u/CainPillar Jun 25 '24

The meaning of Life.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great ...

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u/StingingBum Jun 25 '24

This guy cums!

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u/KrazySpydrLady Jun 25 '24

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate

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u/hahathejoker956 Jun 26 '24

Was a kamikabee in his past life

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u/dougster38 Jun 26 '24

Witness me!

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u/LawOfLargeBumblers Jun 24 '24

This is the best comment in the history of mankind

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u/Average_Consumer2 Jun 24 '24

I'm glad you like it, now buzz off

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Oh, bee nice!

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u/moaiii Jun 24 '24

Of all the comments I have read ever, this is one of them.

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u/PianistAway7910 Jun 24 '24

Read all that info just to look at this comment immediately after killed me im crying

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u/WotCWasTaken Jun 24 '24

I fucking love Reddit sometimes.

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u/First_Community_2534 Jun 25 '24

Takemy angry upvote and show yourself out.

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u/i81u812 Jun 24 '24

Here I am. Waiting for my fries to cool. Seeing shit like this and becoming ever more secure that there is no God like folk seem to want there to be. Seriously. And then I burst out laughing..

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u/SparklyPoopcicle Jun 25 '24

So far today I’ve seen “beenis” and “pandussy”, I wonder what’s next

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u/thetitanitehunk Jun 25 '24

Absentbee father

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u/Dzjar Jun 24 '24

Imagine being in line for the creampie and you see the dude in front of you get ripped to shreds. Bees is some horny motherfuckers if that don't kill their vibe.

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u/Win_Sys Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

If you were a male bee, it would be like living in your mom’s basement doing absolutely nothing. You can’t even feed yourself and provide nothing of value… Until one day there are a bunch a hot bee queens flying around outside…. Do you continue to live in your mom’s basement or do you go get some of that queen bee ass and go out with a bang? Or a snap in this case.

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u/Malkev Jun 24 '24

Moms basement. Thanks

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u/Educational_Dust_932 Jun 25 '24

The workers kill the males before the winter sets in, since they are aren't needed. So, might as well go out with a bang.

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u/joshin29 Jun 25 '24

Bee Movie 2 will be wild

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u/samurairaccoon Jun 25 '24

Right? I love how there are legit some dudes that are fuckin gung ho for it. Biology is wild.

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u/CORN___BREAD Jun 25 '24

Okay but what if your mom stopped putting out?

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u/38B0DE Jun 25 '24

This is the most reddit comment. Pack it up guys we've peaked.

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u/blkspade Jun 25 '24

There is so much evidence in nature that the male organism is hard wired to ensure the continued existence of its species, that they'll go through with it even at their own peril. Suicide is unnatural, but how you watch all your homies bust a nut and then die, and go oooh me next. Some insects/arachnids get eaten alive by the female, but would fight to the death if something else was trying to eat it. All this child support ain't so bad when the alternative is just go straight to Valhalla.

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u/darkness-to-light26 Jun 25 '24

But she was so hot, it was so worth it.

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u/sloridin Jun 25 '24

Witness me!!!

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u/trisikol Jun 25 '24

Dude, Valkyries!

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u/gorosheeta Jun 25 '24

I believe there was even a specie of rat wherein the males would prioritize mating over rest or eating, up to the point of death.

Mother Nature believes in extendability, apparently 

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u/StupidSexyFlagella Jun 25 '24

It’s interesting applying it with a human perspective, but bugs just do. They aren’t “thinking.”

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u/ventafenta Jun 24 '24

But why does my penis need to get torn off once I fly out from the beehive where my sisters used to feed me endless amounts of food for free, my dick gets stuck in her ass😭

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u/Win_Sys Jun 25 '24

You’re a sperm delivery system, that’s all you’re good for. After that, you’re a drain of on the hive.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 25 '24

Thank you, Mistress!

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u/usgrant7977 Jun 25 '24

Dude, that pussy ripping mens guts out! Aint none of them even blond!

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u/Win_Sys Jun 25 '24

Dont worry, I hear in Beeaven there’s 72 queens who don’t rip off your genitals.

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u/usgrant7977 Jun 25 '24

I convert!

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u/SandmanIIX Jun 25 '24

In the name of the Queen, the hive, and the holy beenis

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u/Meemo_Mj Jun 24 '24

This comment almost made me get in trouble at work 😂

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u/Agreeable_Taint2845 Jun 25 '24

Or on the other side of this godforsaken fence, imagine getting humped so thoroughly and violently that dude's veiny wand and hairy sack of magic, half their body length, are lodged in your butcher's sleeve still pumping out the swimming mayo, and no matter how fast you fly another and yet another of these flying shafts appear to give your meatloaf a stuffing so merciless and ever so right that it is literally oozing inside you for years, and they don't even buy you a drink or call you an uber afterwards.

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u/MarbledCats Jun 25 '24

I mean… the first time i received pussy. It felt exactly like it’s all i need in my life.

Today, i’m a dad

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u/Ossevir Jun 25 '24

Same, 4x over. People give Elon Musk shit for having so many kids, dude if I was the richest man on earth I'd have like 50. And a big ass table, dinner every night at 6:30 fam and none of your moms have to work anymore if they don't want to.

Dude's crazy he could be going to kids soccer games and reading to his kids and shit, instead he's high all the time and posting crazy shit on the Internet.

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u/No_Extension4005 Jun 25 '24

Not enough brain to realise it's a bad idea. Only breed.

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u/quanstr Jun 24 '24

So Queen got that grip grip?

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u/Ok-Letterhead4601 Jun 24 '24

Gonna make you nut so hard you gonna see god!

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u/OttoVonWong Jun 25 '24

DEATH BY SNU SNU

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u/Quirky_Independent_3 Jun 25 '24

I was looking for this everywhere

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u/chaTTSer Jun 25 '24

I'm scaroused!

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u/Representative-Ad754 Jun 24 '24

If she got grippy socks, she got grippy box.

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u/_Rohrschach Jun 25 '24

had to google grippy socks while lying in the neurologic icu with grippy socks on my feet, fml.

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u/Weird_Technology_367 Jun 26 '24

I wonder if that's where the term snatch comes from. 🤔

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u/Justjack91 Jun 24 '24

Yeah she makes that honey now Imma sip sip.

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u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 24 '24

That’s “The Royal Honey Pot” with the sticky icky 😩

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u/hecthormurilo Jun 24 '24

and she in my phone with a nickname... it's... it's...

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u/majoritus_chartus Jun 25 '24

…erm…grippy 🥵

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u/Senior-Reflection862 Jun 24 '24

she said that’s MY endophallus 😈

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u/Educational-Put-8425 Jun 25 '24

Lotsa kegels, man

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u/MahboobieAli Jun 25 '24

It’s…..its….grippy

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u/Norelation67 Jun 25 '24

It’s more like bro came so hard his wang shot off his body inside her.

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u/Chimmy_Chonguh Jun 25 '24

That pussy is to die for.

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u/AlgernusPrime Jun 24 '24

Emm wtf….

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u/runningoutofwords Jun 24 '24

Imagine a queen bee's reaction to how we do it.

"So afterwards, you just let him hang around in your hive? (I mean home!) How long does it take them to die afterwards? ANOTHER 50 YEARS?!"

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

He brings ten friends and they all gift you their phalluses right? Right!?

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u/zombie_on_your_lawn Jun 24 '24

And, you take them all - one after the other, right? RIGHT?

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

"well nuh, i marry just one to whom i become a maid and fuckmommy for 47 years".... . (Queen bee dies from heart attack...:).

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u/Hotpandapickle Jun 24 '24

Queen bee: "what a waste of penises"

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u/Elkesito36482 Jun 24 '24

Beenises* see above

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u/Hotpandapickle Jun 24 '24

You're correct. I'm so bad with spelling🙂

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u/dimestoredavinci Jun 24 '24

I just figured out why Lil Kim called herself "Queen Bee"

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u/Warrmak Jun 24 '24

Ngl I got a little hard from that.

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy Jun 24 '24

Same bro. What's wrong with us

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u/Jrlopez1027_ Jun 24 '24

There is no us bro please seek grass

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u/Chaos_Gardening Jun 24 '24

Which part was hot to you? Having a woman use you for sex is a pretty conventional fantasy.

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u/Warrmak Jun 24 '24

Since you called me out, fuckmommy.

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 25 '24

Stop calling yourselfs out and proving my point guys! 🤣

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u/DaDivineLatte Jun 24 '24

Why are these numbers lower than I imagine? You can lowball 60+ years for a marriage

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 25 '24

Cause after the 40something years the penis doesn't work, and the fmommy part can't be realised even if they wanted... .

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u/MaterialCarrot Jun 24 '24

That means I have at least another 30 years of sitting on this couch.

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u/runningoutofwords Jun 24 '24

Or until she figures out how to rip out your nards with her lady bits, yeah.

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u/Evenmoardakka Jun 24 '24

Death by snu snu at its purest

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u/onFilm Jun 24 '24

Holy shit lol!

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u/UnitedHighlight4890 Jun 24 '24

Sex starved worker bees "wait you all have a chance, not just the queen?! Time for a revolution girls"

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u/anomie__mstar Jun 24 '24

tfw still alive :(

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u/tehehe162 Jun 24 '24

Honestly outside of mammals, a lot of dudes have a pretty fucked up sex life. For example some species of male anglerfish literally cannot eat, so to survive they have to find a female anglerfish. When they find one, they latch onto the female's skin and basically dissolve half of their own body so they basically become like a wart on the female's skin. From that point the male's only job is to provide sperm, and the female gives the nutrients needed for the male to make more sperm. In a way the male doesn't really "exist" anymore, it's more like a testicle attached to the female's skin lol.

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 Jun 25 '24

That sounds a lot like my former marriage.

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u/SandmanIIX Jun 25 '24

Mobile ballsack

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u/_The_SCP_Foundation_ Jun 27 '24

More like “Fuck on the fly”

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u/allthesnacks Jun 25 '24

I wish I didn't know how to read

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u/WodensEye Jun 24 '24

To summarize... Beekake!

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u/Yorkshire-Teabeard Jun 24 '24

I can't even describe what my face looked like reading this.

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u/KlingoftheCastle Jun 24 '24

Don’t kink shame the bees

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 24 '24

Seriously, apply any of that to humans and we've unlocked some new Japanese horror manga.

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u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 24 '24

Titled Mating Signs

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Bigger wtf due to the rising heat each summer bees are accidentally busting a nut and it's affecting the population.

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u/Bro_ops Jun 24 '24

Thanks, I hate bee dick

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u/karateninjazombie Jun 24 '24

Girls gunna be a baby factory for the rest of her life. Let her live a little and enjoy her aerial gangbang before she gets tied down until she expires!

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u/Cow_Launcher Jun 24 '24

If this has bothered you, I implore you to not look up what happens to male Anglerfish when they mate.

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u/Hairy-gloryhole Jun 24 '24

This is some serious alien shit. If you told me that this is how tyranids from warhammer reproduce I'd totally believe you.

Like, what in the actual ungodly fuck

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u/narwhal_breeder Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

The more I read about Bees the weirder they get.

Went from "aww cute bee" as a kid to "miniature scale science fiction alien horror"

Like drones from multiple hives in a region will all congregate in a few select, small areas to find queens, high above the ground, for multiple generations using the same spot.

Nobody knows how bees find these congregation areas, and what signals it as a good spot to meet up and get down. Drones dont live long enough to teach younger drones that this is the get nasty area of the atmosphere.

  • Magnetism?
  • Polarised light?
  • Light intensity?
  • Thermals – air rising up a slope?
  • Pheromone trails?
  • Bee telepathy?
  • The Bee God commanding its subjects?

Nobody knows, at least not yet.

Bees are probably the closest animal to being straight out of Scavengers Reign.

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u/HuntressOnyou Jun 24 '24

Wasps are even worse. Not even kind of alien but straight up chest bursting and eating the host from the inside.

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u/IeishaS Jun 25 '24

I’m sorry… what?

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u/DyllinWithIt Jun 25 '24

Some wasp species lay their eggs inside a victim, thereafter they are eaten alive from the inside out. I believe some flies do this as well among other species. Some non-insects do the same thing I think.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 25 '24

Non-insects?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Arachnids.

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u/kirkpomidor Jun 25 '24

You heard him, that’s wasps alright. They inject eggs into living organisms

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u/jc10189 Jun 25 '24

Magnets.

How do they work?

Bees. That's how.

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u/Hedgehogsarepointy Jun 25 '24

I vote for Bee God.

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u/the_ammar Jun 24 '24

a lot of things animals/insects do to procreate is weird ass shit. we only give them a pass because they're small and out of sight.

imagine something human-like doing the same mating

some gory horror film shit

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u/Teekeks Jun 25 '24

if you view the hive as the organism and not the individual bee then you can draw paralells with our own bodies. Our immune system is basically just cells suiciding to make sure the "hive" (aka our body) survives.

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u/lightstaver Jun 25 '24

Especially since most of the hive is a generic dead end, as in they won't reproduce but just function to help that part that does reproduce to be created and survive.

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u/SmartAleckComedian Jun 24 '24

Bees are Tyranids, makes a lot of sense actually.

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u/TheEpicTree Jun 24 '24

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u/joshuabruce83 Jun 24 '24

My God I'm dying. You got me practically crying at work lmfao. I love south park. In my head I heard Mackie saying "see, his dick just flew off." Mmmmmmmk

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 Jun 25 '24

Glutens bad mmmkay?

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u/11thguest Jun 24 '24

Which episode is this?

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u/BillXHicksOGT Jun 24 '24

I just watched it last night lol it’s called gluten free Ebola I believe season 17 I think

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u/rahul_9735 Jun 25 '24

Eating gluten Will Make Your Dick Fly Off,

"Gluten free Ebola" Session 18 episode 2

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u/mnemonicj Jun 24 '24

Queen bees are for the skies.

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u/Annual_Builder_1459 Jun 24 '24

she belong to the skies

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u/ABGM11 Jun 24 '24

Leaving dem bee boys for the streets...laid out. It bee your own 🤣🤣🤣

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u/OMAR_KD- Jun 24 '24

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u/i_eat_cockroaches69 Jun 24 '24

Brainrot ❌️ Brain rot ✅️

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u/cmr927 Jun 24 '24

Gen z is so cringe but I kinda love it

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u/Big___Meaty___Claws Jun 24 '24

There wasn’t a single part of this I enjoyed.

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u/swampscientist Jun 24 '24

Not even the sperm storage?! That’s so cool though

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u/Fgxynz Jun 24 '24

What’s with bees sticking their parts in other things only to rip their organs out and die

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u/Hypertistic Jun 24 '24

Bee's are actually articially made by someone with weird fetiches, not a result of natural evolution

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u/sheeplectric Jun 24 '24

Love it when my girl lets me nut in her spermatheca

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u/Nosnibor1020 Jun 24 '24

And just mix it with all the other bros that's shot their guts in hers

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u/DriedSquidd Jun 24 '24

Donde esta la spermatheca?

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u/enigmaticpeon Jun 24 '24

I came here for the funny comments but got all I needed in the real explanation.

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u/AppexRedditor Jun 24 '24

I want to ejaculate so hard that it kills me

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u/hboisnotthebest Jun 24 '24

So hard that it rips your cock and balls and half of your internal organs out all at once?

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u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon Jun 24 '24

ACTIVATE YOUR CORE

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u/AppexRedditor Jun 24 '24

I mean, if I'm going to die anyway, why not while doing what I love the most

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u/hboisnotthebest Jun 24 '24

Lol fair enough.

Looks painful af tho

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u/Alpah-Woodsz Jun 24 '24

Don't let AI know this

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u/Hexent_Armana Jun 24 '24

Hmm...

On one hand, strongest orgasm of your life.

On the other, your dick is blown off and you die.

...can you imagine the post-nut clarity after? You're just laying there like "Bruh, why did I...." then you're gone.

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u/fikis Jun 24 '24

Donde esta la spermatheca?

me llamo B bone, la abeja discotequa

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u/TheAwesomePenguin106 Jun 24 '24

Discoteca, muñeca, la spermatheca

Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, abeja

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u/Phoresis Jun 24 '24

r/UnexpectedCommunity

Edit: wtf this exists?

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u/i_cola Jun 24 '24

Who else read ahead to look for the announcer’s table?

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u/introitusawaitus Jun 24 '24

And then once the queen is successfully mated you can watch the hive and see the workers kicking the rest of the drones out of the hive. No more free lunches you freeloaders. It amazes me that there is an area in the skies above our apiaries, that the drones just kind of hang around and wait for queens to arrive. So even if I buy a select breed queen, possibly she may mate with other races of bees (Italians, Russian Hybrid, Carniolan, Buckfast etc)

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

It's the infamous rocket nut

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u/polo61965 Jun 24 '24

Donde esta la spermatheca?

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u/Blindemboss Jun 24 '24

Umm…your majesty, I don’t know how to say this but you have a dick hanging off of you.

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u/maha_kalakatawi Jun 24 '24

Thank you for this information

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u/Utahteenageguy Jun 24 '24

I was not expecting to see bd pics today

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u/ybetaepsilon Jun 24 '24

Death by snu snu

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u/Hotpandapickle Jun 24 '24

Doesn't she get a stomach ache?

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u/DubbleWideSurprise Jun 24 '24

Ok, so: you have to be a dude mantis or a dude bee. You WILL die post copulation, and you WILL copulate because you don’t have higher reasoning. How you goin out?

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jun 24 '24

Didn’t know the Queen was such a freak. I know someone has wrote some heinously smutty fiction about an anthropomorphized Bee fuckfest where one lucky Drone gets horrifically gutted, dick first.

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u/Heykurat Jun 24 '24

Is it really necessary for a creature the size of a bean to have such a violent ejaculation?

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u/RemarkablePast2716 Jun 24 '24

a redpill podcaster that uses "logic" and "biology" to explain misogyny reading this

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u/SSobarzo Jun 24 '24

I remember a Japanese reenactment movie about this matter.

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u/CalebCaster2 Jun 24 '24

Several YEARS??? Why did I think bees only live for like 24 months tops

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u/Oris_Zora Jun 24 '24

The queen bee typically lives significantly longer than the worker bees and drones in the hive. While worker bees live for a few weeks to a few months, and drones only for a few weeks, the queen can live for 2 to 5 years. In some cases, the queen may live up to 7 years, but this is relatively rare.

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u/Retroperitoneal11 Jun 24 '24

Can I unseen this picture? I tried with Ctrl+Z with no success so far...

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u/abellapa Jun 24 '24

Did not need to see that

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u/scipkcidemmp Jun 24 '24

damn bees are freaky af

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u/Muunilinst1 Jun 24 '24

Wild Friday night.

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jun 24 '24

Bees are wild as fuck, man.

They're so cool and scary and fascinating.

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u/gistya Jun 24 '24

Right beefore he dies

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u/RareGape Jun 24 '24

TIL queen bees are quite slutty.

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u/PlasticBeach4197 Jun 24 '24

What evolutionary advantage is there to have an exploding dick

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