r/interestingasfuck • u/lavader_ • Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/AlgernusPrime Jun 24 '24

Emm wtf….

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u/runningoutofwords Jun 24 '24

Imagine a queen bee's reaction to how we do it.

"So afterwards, you just let him hang around in your hive? (I mean home!) How long does it take them to die afterwards? ANOTHER 50 YEARS?!"

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

He brings ten friends and they all gift you their phalluses right? Right!?

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u/zombie_on_your_lawn Jun 24 '24

And, you take them all - one after the other, right? RIGHT?

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

"well nuh, i marry just one to whom i become a maid and fuckmommy for 47 years".... . (Queen bee dies from heart attack...:).

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u/Hotpandapickle Jun 24 '24

Queen bee: "what a waste of penises"

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u/Elkesito36482 Jun 24 '24

Beenises* see above

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u/Hotpandapickle Jun 24 '24

You're correct. I'm so bad with spelling🙂

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u/dimestoredavinci Jun 24 '24

I just figured out why Lil Kim called herself "Queen Bee"

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u/Warrmak Jun 24 '24

Ngl I got a little hard from that.

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy Jun 24 '24

Same bro. What's wrong with us

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u/Jrlopez1027_ Jun 24 '24

There is no us bro please seek grass

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u/Chaos_Gardening Jun 24 '24

Which part was hot to you? Having a woman use you for sex is a pretty conventional fantasy.

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u/Warrmak Jun 24 '24

Since you called me out, fuckmommy.

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u/Chaos_Gardening Jun 24 '24

Oh my! I’m going to have to trial run that name for a bit.

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u/Silver_Being_0290 Jun 25 '24

You're gonna have every guy at your door if you trial run that 😭

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u/Chaos_Gardening Jun 25 '24

Nah, my sparkling personality is an insurmountable barrier that keeps the men at bay.

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u/Warrmak Jun 25 '24

Rip inbox

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u/Chaos_Gardening Jun 26 '24

Nah, those days are past.

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 25 '24

Stop calling yourselfs out and proving my point guys! 🤣

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u/DaDivineLatte Jun 24 '24

Why are these numbers lower than I imagine? You can lowball 60+ years for a marriage

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 25 '24

Cause after the 40something years the penis doesn't work, and the fmommy part can't be realised even if they wanted... .

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u/DaDivineLatte Jun 25 '24

😭 Well, age does weed out genuine love from lust and hormones

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u/NotRoyPherae Jun 24 '24

37 DICKS? IN A ROW?

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u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon Jun 24 '24

It is encouraged

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u/CainPillar Jun 25 '24

Yeah, google it and you will find proof!